Italian model Claudia Romani looked amazing in her tiny bikini frolicking at the beach. Only problem is ... it looks like she’s swimming through sewage.
We like our smoking hot models extra dirty, but this isn’t what we had in mind.
Doubles Down On Kim K
'No Talent, Desperate, Photoshop'
11/17/2014 6:29 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Even MORE shots fired in Michelle Beadle's war on Kim Kardashian ... and it's all on video.
Beadle already blasted the reality star on Twitter last week over the nude shots for Paper Magazine -- and this weekend at LAX, Beadle made it clear she isn't backing off.
"What else is she gonna do? She's got no talent," Beadle said.
"She doesn't have anything else to show off ... so I get why she's doing it."
"And photoshop's wonderful."
So far, no word from Kim on the situation.
Untouched Ass Photos
11/14/2014 8:40 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
The so-called "untouched" pics of Kim Kardashian's ass circulating online are not real ... this according to the magazine that published the real deal.
The pics that are circulating show what everyone expects to see ... dimplings, rolls, a wider waist and stretch marks. The pic on the left is almost a cartoon version of reality. The pic on the right is a little better, just showing uneven cheeks.
A rep for Paper Magazine tells TMZ none of the photos are authentic. The Chief Creative Officer for the mag said on TMZ Live ... none of the Photoshopping they did was drastic.
The fakes going around are all over the place ... some make her ass look bigger, others make it look smaller.
Out in Bev Hills
11/14/2014 6:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Kim Kardashian took her Internet-breaking ass out in Beverly Hills last night ... prompting new talk about whether the instantly famous cover shot is Photoshopped -- or how MUCH it was Photoshopped.
Kim stopped and posed for pics outside Kendall James Salon -- but the best part of this video is when she's walking away ... because it's video, and we KNOW it hasn't been altered.
Admittedly, it's not the perfect comparison -- she's wearing clothes, after all -- but it's worth a look ... a long hard look.
Are these asses the same?
Meet My Vagina ... Again
11/12/2014 4:38 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Kim Kardashian just revealed the whole enchilada.
More pics just surfaced from the Paper Magazine photo shoot with famed photog Jean-Paul Goude. The pics were taken in Sept. during Paris Fashion Week.
We've learned this pic was taken after the now-famous ass photo, when Kim decided to put everything on display.
As we reported ... this is Kim's last stand before getting pregnant again, which she plans to do shortly.
Her big thing was to show the world how she bounced back after giving birth to North West.
WARNING: Graphic Photo, but hey, it's artistic. CLICK HERE to see the uncensored photo.
Please, Keep Your Clothes On!!
... Begs Her Brother
11/13/2014 5:45 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Sorry, fans of Chelsea Handler's ass and boobs ... one person is on a mission to shut down her Internet nudity streak, because he's tired of looking at it -- her older brother ... which makes sense.
Roy Handler -- a Los Angeles chef who's been on "Chopped" -- told us he was shocked when he went online Wednesday and found Chelsea's rear end staring back at him.
Roy explained Chelsea's reasoning behind the naked rampage -- but also says he's worried about how far she might take this ... especially since Kim Kardashian just upped the ante.
Kim's Ass Is Great
But Baby Ain't Got The Best Back
11/13/2014 12:40 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Sir Mix-A-Lot likes big butts and he cannot lie, but when it comes to picking the best of them all -- the brother just can't deny the round thing that gets him sprung ... belongs to Jennifer Lopez.
Yes, Mix tells us he's been admiring Kim Kardashian's latest cake displays -- but still gives more weight to J.Lo's experienced bubble. In fact, he says her ass inspired him to write "Baby Got Back" ... after seeing it in all its Fly Girl glory on "In Living Color."
For now, Kim's gonna have to settle for a consolation prize from Mix ... who says J.Lo's 45-year-old ass still isn't ready to hand over the crown.
For the record Mix ... Kim actually IS 5'3".
ESPN Host Michelle Beadle
Rips Kim Kardashian
... She's a Dolt
11/12/2014 11:36 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
So ... ESPN host Michelle Beadle took a shot at Kim Kardashian and her big fat ass.
After Kim K posted her brand new naked pic, Beadle went to Twitter to mock the reality star.
"Just purchased $633 in baby oil and performed an at-home lobotomy...let's do this. #BreakTheInternet #MoonRiver."
She later added ... "Are we done talking about giant, greasy poo-makers yet? #CometLanding."
Beadle isn't the only celebrity to go after Kim -- Chelsea Handler implied Kim's ass is fake and Naya Rivera also threw shade ... saying, "You're someone's mother."
For her part, Kim has yet to respond to any of the comments.
Didn't Get Squat
For Ass Pic
11/12/2014 10:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Kim Kardashian's ass is the biggest news in the world today -- and that's only somewhat overstated -- but her wallet remains the same size ... because we know she got bupkis for the pic.
Our sources at Paper Magazine say ... Kim's sole motivation was working with famed photog Jean-Paul Goude. The mag does not have the money to pay Kim her market value, so compensation was never really an option.
We now know the shoot went down during Paris Fashion Week in September. The plan was to shoot just one cover, but she and JPG hit it off so well they "got creative" and shot a lot more.
We're told there'll be more pics coming out later this week.
If the Internet survives until then, of course.
... Take That, Kim K!
11/12/2014 8:26 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
If Kim Kardashian made the Internet explode with her ass photo ... Chelsea Handler just made the rubble bounce.
Chelsea posed sans oil, and as far as we can see it's not Photoshopped ... which makes it extremely impressive.
Handler is making her body parts a name for themselves ... she went to war with Instagram last month after they took down her topless photo mocking Vladimir Putin.
Did we say she has a nice ass?
Chelsea's going in on IG again -- she just REposted her topless Putin shot with a caption questioning why the app is cool with shots of Kim K's bare ass (and Chelsea's too) ... but not cool with her exposed boobs. She added, "I'm just so confused."
Ass Photo Last Hurrah
Before Getting Pregnant
11/12/2014 7:09 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Kim Kardashian shot the instantly iconic ass photo because it's her last stand before getting pregnant again ... TMZ has learned.
We know Kim is telling close friends and family she's about to get pregnant again, and wants to show off her body before the weight gain. She's proud she dumped the weight after North was born and wants to show her tight figure off.
As for Kanye ... we're told he's the opposite of jealous. He loves her public displays.
Our sources say there were a number of pics the photog took and they will be released soon. The photog -- Jean-Paul Goude, is famous for shooting nude celebs, including Naomi Campbell.
The Kim pic is actually a recreation of the famous champagne photograph that Goude shot in 1976. The model is Carolina Beaumont.
Goude shot a similar pic of Grace Jones. And get this ... another photog copied the Grace Jones pic, using Amber Rose as the model. Amber, of course, was Kanye's GF before he hooked up with Kim.
And we're told ... this will not be the last nude photo shoot before Kim gets pregnant again. She plans a few more, but it'll happen soon because she wants baby #2.
Over Kim K. Ass Photo
11/12/2014 4:15 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Naya Rivera apparently is a member of the minority that's not a fan of the Kim Kardashian asstastic Paper magazine cover photo.
While Kim was breaking the internet, Naya was throwing shade, saying, "I normally don't. But...you're someone's mother..." It takes some nerve to play that card seeing as Naya changed her face to look like Kim.
They're called MILFs, Naya. Look it up.
11/11/2014 5:40 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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