This is Eddie Murphy's smoking hot girlfriend in Hawaii Tuesday ... which is pretty much all you need to know.

But IF you care to know more ... her name's Paige Butcher, she's 34 and a former Maxim model. They've been dating for 9 months-ish.

Based on his recent resume -- ex-wife Nicole Murphy, baby mama Melanie B from the Spice Girls, and film producer Tracey Edmonds -- Eddie definitely has a type: hot women who love his enormous ... sense of humor.

And most likely his money.

Marcellus Wiley thinks 51-year-old Herschel Walker is CRAZY for thinking he can make an MMA comeback ... because as the old saying goes, "Father Time is undefeated."

Our photog spotted the former NFL star (and current ESPN Radio host) outside of Pink Taco this weekend. After first giving his blessing to Miley Cyrus and her burgeoning twerking career ... Wiley put the kibosh on Walker's fighting one. 

As Wiley put it, "Let it go. I would hate to see Herschel Walker make it through all he's been through and now get crushed in UFC."

But Wiley did say HE could dominate the UFC and even threw down a challenge to a certain UFC star no one should ever mess with.

Tread carefully, Marcellus ...

"Real Housewives of Bev Hills" star Mauricio Umansky snuck a handful of his wife Kyle Richards' butt on the way out of Bootsy Bellows nightclub in Hollywood last night.

Chad Johnson would approve.

Farrah Abraham's infamous bikini is no longer for sale -- that's because a porn site snatched it up and now plans to GIVE IT AWAY to one lucky(?) fan ... TMZ has learned. 

As TMZ first reported, the bikini -- which Farrah wore on the cover of her sex tape -- was pulled off eBay because of "health and hygiene concerns" ... since the bikini had not been washed since Farrah wore it.

We're told Pornhub decided to buy the bikini from Vivid before it was re-listed, but it's unclear how much they paid for it (bidding had reached an insane $14,700 before it was pulled). The contest should be live today over at pornhub.com/win/farrah.

And in case you were wondering ... we're told the bikini has still not been washed.

Good luck?

Kate Upton's bra was battle tested yesterday ... pushed to its ultimate limits ... and unfortunately for us, it emerged victorious.

Kate was hangin' out on the set of "The Other Woman" in Westhampton, NY ... when for some glorious reason, she began to jump around ... bouncing ... and bouncing ... and bouncing some more.

In the end, the bra -- like anyone else in its position -- refused to surrender its grip.

Less than a year after gaining 30 pounds, Lady Gaga is back down to her fighting weight -- surfacing south of the border in Mexico this week with some friends ... in a sexy floral bikini.

You'll recall, Gaga struggled with her weight last year, telling Stylist Magazine, "I don't really care if [people] think I'm fat, because, quite honestly, I did gain about 30 pounds."


Gaga also underwent serious hip surgery a few months ago ... so that probably helped with the weight loss too.

Too bad she had to give up that golden wheelchair.

"Games of Thrones" star Jason Momoa doing a traditional Maori war dance is either scary as hell -- or totally non-threatening and ready-made for a musical.

Sorry Jason, but those are some jazzy hands.

Jason Momoa's character was killed off "Game of Thrones" WAY before it became trendy ... but he's keeping up with one CRAZY-INTENSE cultural tradition that would make even a Dothraki warlord quake in his sandals.

Check out Khal Drogo (middle) doing the "Haka" -- the traditional ancestral war dance of the indigenous Māori people -- at the beach in Auckland, New Zealand on Sunday.

Momoa hails from Hawaii but says he's obsessed with Polynesian culture ... he even did the Haka dance -- in character -- as part of his GoT audition.

Momoa's no hack at the Haka ... but if you want to see something REALLY scary, check out the New Zealand national rugby union team -- which performs the dance to scare the crap out of opponents before matches.

Not pictured: whatever's running down the other team's legs.

This smokin' hot celebrity butt was spotted at a pool in L.A. this weekend ... but the question is -- WHOSE ASS IS IT???

Here's a tip ... she used to bang a SUPER famous person ... and then moved on to a not-as-famous person.

Can you crack the case??

The chick-vs-chick beatdown at Slammiversary XI is already being hailed as one of the most FEROCIOUS matches in female wrestling history ... and one of the TNA knockouts has the battle wounds to prove it.

Taryn Terrell knows ... there's nothing fake about being slammed on your head or launched onto your back from several feet above the ground ... because after Sunday's big "Last Knockout Standing" match in Boston, she was covered in bruises.


The 27-year-old tells TMZ ... she's overwhelmed by all the praise she's been getting since the match ... and says she's just happy to help bring more attention to women's wrestling. 

Taryn adds, "People underestimate me for being blonde and bubbly, but I'm an athlete, and I have a passion for wrestling ... I'll do whatever it takes to prove people wrong."

Kristin Cavallari took the easiest path to a slamming bikini-ready ass -- date Jay Cutler, get dumped, get pregnant with his baby, and then ... BAM! Instant booty. Simple.

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