It's a battle of the brunettes!

Here's "Desperate Housewives" hottie Eva Longoria (38) smiling in a semi-sheer black dress (left) -- and "Spice Girls" singer and style icon Victoria Beckham (39) showing off her patented pout while wearing an equally black dress earlier this week (right).

The Question is...

Here's the hairless 27-year-old Drake's new and improved shirtless picture that surfaced earlier today on a social media page (left) -- and an equally ripped and equally hairless 24-year-old Chris Brown showing off his permanent body art (right).

Only one of them is having anger issues in rehab.

The question is...

Lady Gaga stole a page right from Heidi Klum's fashion playbook last night -- strolling New York City dressed as an old, feeble lady ... only problem is when Heidi did it, it was a Halloween joke.

Gaga shuffled out of the Ritz Carlton Hotel wearing a shiny purple ensemble with a weird grey wig.

Our photog tried to ask about reports she'll be singing in space -- but the pop star was so committed to the old lady role, she refused to break character ... and replied, "You're from space?"

The whole thing was bizarre -- but we gotta ask ...

Here's the reportedly 6'1" American made super model Karlie Kloss (21) towering over the reportedly 5'11" Brazilian bombshell -- and mother of two -- Gisele Bundchen (33) at an awards ceremony in New York City last night.

They're both tall -- but the big question ...

The most popular costume this Halloween season is Miley's iconic MTV Video Music Awards onesie... and although there were a lot of celebs that hopped on the bear-inspired bandwagon these were the hottest ones we could find.

Here's Miley Cyrus making waves as the OG costume creator (left) -- with Beacher's Madhouse master Jeff Beacher (center) -- and the sovereign socialite Paris Hilton embracing the same grizzly get up (right).

The question is...

Here's 31-year-old model/actor Jamie Dornan who was picked up to play Christian Grey in the erotic book-turned-movie "Fifty Shades of Grey" (left) -- and 33-year-old "Sons of Anarchy" badass Charlie Hunnam who made waves after he dropped the same role earlier this month (right).

The question is...

  

The Boston Red Sox and St. Louis Cardinals are facing off on the field tonight for Game 1 of the 2013 World Series -- but the real battle is between two bearded baseballers.

Red Sox first baseman Mike Napoli is the proud owner of this girthy World Series scruff (left) -- while Cardinals pitcher Jason Motte has his own facial field of dreams (right).

With beards like this, both teams are clear winners.

The question is...

It's a battle of the beaus.

Here's Katharine McPhee's current kissing buddy and married man Michael Morris photographed at a premiere party (left) -- and McPhee's husband of five years Nick Cokas at an awards show (right).

Unlike Katharine -- you can only choose one.

The question is... 

Here's 26-year old pro surfer Anastasia Ashley and the woman she's attempting to steal ass glory from ... Kim Kardashian.
                                                                                    
Even though both are packing major booty heat -- the question is ...

It's a battle of the football baby-daddies!

Here's 28-year-old Adrian Peterson who's reportedly fathered five (or possibly 7) children to date (left) -- and 29-year-old Antonio Cromartie  who famously struggled to remember the names of his seven children on HBO's "Hard Knocks" show (right).

The question is...

  

Days after being officially renamed to the USA national team, soccer goddesses Alex Morgan and Sydney Leroux celebrated by hitting the beaches in Hawaii this weekend ... in very tiny bikinis.

Aside from Abby Wambach, Alex and Sydney are the best players on the team -- each known for shredding defenses with their speed and terrorizing goalies.

The Women's World Cup tournament is still 2 years away, but qualifiers begin in Fall 2014 ... and the team is scheduled to take on Australia and New Zealand in some friendly matches later this month.

Enjoy the free time while ya got it.

It's a Colombian face-off!

Here's 41-year-old Colombian born and "Modern Family" star Sofia Vergara posing in a little black dress (left) -- and 25-year-old second generation Colombian and "Spy Kids" actress Alexa Vega in an equally little and equally black dress (right).

Ay mami!

La pregunta es...

Here's 24-year-old "Spring Breakers" star Vanessa Hudgens putting her best cheek forward during a nightclub performance Tuesday night (left) -- and 20-year-old pop singer Miley Cyrus on stage last weekend trying to redeem herself from her flat VMAs performance (right).

The question is black and white.