Baby Watch

The model daughter, sporting six teeth and wearing an adorable polka dot ensemble, Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead giggled and cooed for cameras as daddy Larry played with her in a Los Angeles park.

Brady has a full plate at the moment -- with the impending birth of his child with ex Bridget Moynahan, and romancing his current love, $30-million $upermodel Gisele Bundchen.

Rumor has it that Brady's in Los Angeles today for the birth of his little bundchen of joy.

Hunky footballer Brady's baby mama is due this Friday. Oddly, July 20 is also the 27th birthday of Brady's current flame, superpaid supermodel Gisele Bündchen.

That's the way they all became the Brady Bunch!

Someone call Joe Francis and tell him we're ready for that "Girls Gone Gravid" spin-off.

Right-winging princess of perk Elisabeth Hasselbeck decided to get all flashy on "The View" when she responded to den mama Baba Wawa's lament about not being able to show pregnancy during her days on the "Today" show -- and exposed her burgeoning belly (she's due in November) to the world. Walters just about plotzed when E did her thing, and Joy didn't think we'd want to see her or Sherri lift up their shirts. Correct.

Shakira Staten gave birth to a baby girl on July 10, the day before her 22nd birthday, according to the Times-Tribune. The paper goes on to say that a female guard cut the umbilical cord with her fingernails. Now that's what we call hard labor!

Taking a cue from the Michael Jackson Children's School of Disguise, Nicole arrived in Calgary hiding behind a pillow with baby daddy-to-be, Good Charlotte's Joel Madden. Lifestyles of the rich and the famous! The unwed couple are up north because Joel's band has a show tonight at the Calgary Stampede -- an A-list rodeo! Apparently, times are not-so-good, Charlotte.

The couple welcomed daughter Ruby Raven Reynolds on Friday at 5:00 PM. The little gem weighed 6 pounds and 12 ounces and is 19 inches long, and is name-ready to write romance novels! How convenient!

Congrats and Good Day to the first-time parents!

Poor Lindsay Lohan: disaster seems to strike whenever shes' behind the wheel. It's a wonder the girl ever gets anywhere at all! It must be all those really tricky L.A. roads. Yeah, that's it!

Was it a pregnancy bump, or had Nicole merely decided to eat a sandwich? For weeks, rumors swirled about whether or not the skinny mini was pregnant -- or just eating again. Turns out Nicole -- always a trendsetter -- is going to be the first celebutante mommy in town.

First there was the quickie Jason Alexander wedding. Then came the decision to marry K-Fed and the ensuing divorce. Then there was the partying with Paris. The head-shaving debacle. The paparazzi umbrella-smashing incident. The panty-free partying pictures. The rehab. The post-rehab. The list goes on and on. When will it end?

For an oil heir with so much cash, how come Brandon Davis can't seem to figure out a way to stop sweating? Somebody get this guy a towel!

For months now, poor Matt has been wandering the world, playing his bongos and collecting sexy accolades sans shirt. Where-oh-where could Matty Boy's t-shirt have gone? And as long as he's looking so good, does anyone truly care if he ever finds it again?

These two boobs and Heidi's new boobs have managed to stretch their 15 minutes of fame to 20. What's even crazier is that oily, obnoxious and obviously conniving Pratt has actually convinced this girl to marry him. She must be the dumbest blonde around.

Is there a dearth of Victoria's Secrets and La Perlas in L.A.? No Agent Provocateurs around? That must be the reason why so many stars are caught panty-free these days. Or perhaps someone's panty-raiding the underwear drawers of Britney, Lindsay and the like. Mysterious!

Will a sympathetic judge delay Nicole Richie's mandatory jail sentence if she's convicted? Don't get your hopes up, honey.

TMZ did some checking on the guy in the robe who will preside over her case and sentence her if she's convicted. The guy is Los Angeles County Commissioner Steven Lubell. The legal eagles who have appeared in his courtroom say he's tough and very much by the book. He will not give Richie any special treatment, and our sources say her pregnancy won't amount to squat when it comes to serving time.

Richie's trial is scheduled to begin next Wednesday. If convicted, it will be her second DUI and she'll face a minimum of five days in jail.

Lynnwood ladies -- let's get ready to rumble!

Paris Hilton said she wanted to change her image from party girl to charity worker, but reports from her recent Hawaiian getaway say that the socialite was up to the same old, same old. Page Six reports that Paris went clubbing at the Hyatt while in Hawaii, and swapped spit with a couple of the local boys. Even worse, a source said, "The paparazzi told us that Paris calls them herself." A lensman told the source, "We love her. She lets us know where she's going to be so we can take as many pictures as we want."

Paris' rep Elliot Mintz says that just ain't so. "The last thing she needs is more paparazzi coverage."

Elton John was not a happy camper after last Sunday's Concert for Diana. When Sir Elton's chauffeur-driven ride was stopped on his way to the concert's after-party, he flew into a wild rage. All cars were barred from within 50 yards for security reasons, but the "Tiny Dancer" singer didn't care. He chewed out the offending cop, and then some. "Get out of my f**king way," he screamed. "Don't you know who I am? I've been working all f**king day and I need to get to my f**king dressing room."

Reports say Elton was in an especially bad mood because he was forced to cut his finale performance short due to technical difficulties.

The birdlike Richie is expecting the stork in just six months. Pregnant inmates are housed in the general population and given a high calorie diet -- oh the horror -- and prenatal vitamins. Eat up, hon! If Nic goes into labor while doing time, she'll be forced to pop the kid at a hospital contracted by her Los Angeles correctional facility -- no VIP suite at Cedars Sinai!

The usual hospital stay for jailbird mommies is three days, with the required Sheriff's deputy standing guard. Then it's back to the pen -- without the newbie! The precious celebuspawn of Nicole and Joel would be given to either the father, or the grandparents! All night long!

The starlet has been dating Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden for over six months. Rumors have been swirling for months that Richie and Madden were expecting, but TMZ has confirmed through several sources that she is, in fact, with child. In Touch magazine is also reporting that the couple will wed this summer. Richie is currently facing DUI charges stemming from her arrest last December, when she was found driving the wrong way on a California highway.

Richie's trial is set for July 11. If convicted, she faces a minimum of five days in jail.

Richie's rep did not return repeated calls for comment.

Cameras caught Mel B with daughters Angel Iris Murphy Brown and Phoenix Chi, along with producer boyfriend Stephen Belafonte at Heathrow Airport. Mel arrived in London to announce the Spice Girls reunion.

It was Angel's first time in public since paternity tests confirmed that Eddie Murphy was her daddy.

While sources may have claimed he and baby D hit up the store on Saturday, Larry told us he was home with his daughter all day, swimming in their pool (her fave activity these days!). Furthermore, Larry alleges this store is notorious for claiming celebs are buying their items, citing his ex Anna Nicole as an example. "When Anna was alive," he said, "they did it to her too!"

As for dropping a grand on baby stuff, Larry's no dummy , telling us "I can get better deals at Baby Gap!"

A rep for Petit Tresor contacted TMZ confirming that Birkhead was in the shop but added, "The baby was NOT at the store on Saturday. It was he and Dana Lynn (the girlfriend). Not Dannielynn." The rep went on to say, "Petit Tresor is where celebs have been buying baby items for years - - starting with Heidi klum when they first opened. There's not a week that goes by when there aren't three or four big name celebrities shopping at Petit Tresor."

The CNN anchor, 48, says she was secretly married back in April, and is now three-months pregnant -- with twins. Grace told the NY Post 's Michael Starr that she originally had no plans to marry, but that she and David Linch, a banker from Atlanta, got hitched after a "spur-of-the-moment decision." Seems like "sperm of the moment" to us!

As for the pending infants, Grace says that she's due in January, but tells the Post that she had thought "'mother' and 'wife' was just not part of God's plan for me." Grace plans to officially announce all the good news on her CNN show tonight.

Scary opened up to OK! Magazine about the recent DNA test on her daughter Angel, saying, "There was never a doubt in my mind that Eddie (Murphy) was the father." A rep for Miss Brown confirmed on Friday that her client had received test results proving that Eddie is the father of Angel Iris Murphy Brown. Spice up your life!

Mel B. seems glad to have the paternity mess cleared up, "Angel is a beautiful little girl, and I feel blessed to have two happy, healthy children." Mel's daughter, Phoenix Chi, is from her previous marriage to Dutch dancer Jimmy Gulzar. Viva forever!