Beauty

Only two months until summer ... start your diets!

Surf on into our gallery of sunning celebs ... it's like a day at the beach!

Barely dressed in a taut, belly-revealing, striped green top and minty-fresh ruffled underpants, Fergie's rockin' assets would make anyone want to go, er, solo!

Who needs Black Eyed Peas, when you got plus-sized Ts?!

Two weeks ago, the 17-year-old wannabe crooner sang Irving Berlin's "Cheek to Cheek" while sporting a slick 'do and an even slicker white suit from Swedish retailer H+M. Sanjy's homage to "Saturday Night Fever" didn't go unnoticed, as fanjayas have been hitting up the fashion chain, requesting the $180 two-piece suit in droves. TMZ contacted a local H+M store and we're told that although the demand has been steady, they still have the suit in stock. Better hurry up before they're eliminated!

Even celebs are taking notice of the vocally-challenged media sensation's trendsetting style. At this past weekend's GLAAD Awards, "Grey's Anatomy" star Katharine Heigl arrived decked out in a more feminine version of Sanjaya's ivory suit, and even donned a matching black shirt too. Luckily, Heigl passed on the ponyhawk!

From hair god to fashion icon, looks like the only thing the rising popstar can't do ... is sing!

Curlers be damned, Diane Keaton went shopping in Louisiana yesterday during a break in filming of her latest movie. Perhaps she should wait until her stylist is finished before hitting the town!

An avid shopper and collector, Diane perused the local shops while waiting for her curl to catch up.

The recovering ex of Federline dropped into a Beverly Glen shop to find another way to hide her unfortunate $2 pony-tailed wig. The "Country Girl" straw hat, which looks like a county fair giveaway, doesn't quite work with her ruffled babydoll onesie and Escalade windshield sunglasses.

Wouldn't you like to just see her in a pair of jeans, a T-shirt, and her crew cut?

The foam rubber, plasticine and acrylic funny ladies look like someone's reaching up behind them and making them smile.

Sporting the latest in receding hairline chic, the Oscar-winner (really?) was snapped with script and Starbucks coffee in hand on the D.C. set of "National Treasure: Book of Secrets," the sequel to his 2004 Da Vinci Code-esque knockoff.

The former hunk is an inspiration to struggling actors everywhere, proving you don't need Brad Pitt's looks to open a movie.

Well, not the real Fergie, but NYC writer/performer/filmmaker Greg Scarnici is, and in his latest video opus, he has nip/tucked and weave/plucked himself to parody the Black Eyed Pea frontwoman's hit song, "Fergalicious." T-t-t-t-tasty, tasty!

Scarnici, who previously mocked a rage-a-licious Beyonce in "Ring the Alarm," created this hilarious spoof in his Brooklyn apartment for a TV show on a TBD network. Scarnici gives new meaning to must see TV!

TMZ contacted Scarnici, who said he chose to transform "Fergalicious" because, "I've loved it ever since the first time I heard it ... when it was called 'Supersonic' by JJ Fad." No joke!

Click here to check out Fergie Ferg in a way you've never seen her before!

Sanjaya's mindboggling pony-hawk was enough to almost distract from his butchering of No Doubt's "Bathwater." Almost. Unfortunately, a more appropriate song choice for Sanjaya would have been the power pop band's 90s hit, "Don't Speak," which Timberlake-alike Chris Richardson ravaged. *beep beep*

If Sanjaya survives another week, he's going to have a busy day in the studio -- the hair studio that is!

The 69-year-old blonde bombshell resurfaced Saturday in Beverly Hills, and flashed her ruby red pucker at a Humane Society awards benefit.

Loretta's eternally preserved-in-syndication lusciousness has clearly been an inspiration for hot-lipped hooligan and gender reassignment poster girl, Amanda Lepore.

An artist by the name of Fastu has given Season Six wavy brunette shrieker, Sanjaya Malakar, a case of the McPheever, super-imposing him onto Kat's crotchety Flashdance-inspired album cover -- and the results are absolutely hair-raising!

For once, it's not Sanjaya's singing that will have you laughing out loud.

The formerly toothy Elliott turned up on "TRL" today, sporting a mouthful of Chiclet caps and a Season Six Sanjaya Malakar perm!

Besides plugging his new album, it appears Elliott has also been plugging the curling iron!

On-set sources tell TMZ that it's not uncommon for the show to recycle things like hair extensions, jewelry and other pricey accessories from contestant to contestant and from season to season. Just keep the communal lady locks away from Sanjaya!

A few weeks back, Simon revealed he couldn't remember Haley's name. Perhaps the McPheever mane will help Haley leave a lasting impression. Or not.

Update:

In a conversation with Lisa Fox on Star 98.7's Morning Show, "American Idol" hair guru Dean Banowetz admitted the extensions belonged to Kat. Don't worry, Banowetz says he "washed them up" before using them on Haley.

The 77-year-old "View" host is fast becoming the go-to-ma'am for the latest in blown-out, wispy, ash blonde shag trends for the post-post-post-MTV crowd. When you're a graying Grammy winner, the Rosie man-bob just won't do! He bangs!

And for you men who find yourselves pushing 50 and beyond, but don't feel like going blonde, fear not -- the starched Walters Wave also comes in a lush Richie Sambora Chestnut Brown!

Mess USA Tara Conner isn't letting a little thing like 90 days of sobriety get in the way of her partying!

The rehabbed beauty queen celebrated her first three months of sobriety with a party at a Hollywood nightclub. Cheers! 51 of Tara's closest pageant contestant friends -- and the press -- came out to Social Hollywood to, er, toast Tara on her crowning achievement. Trump that!

Unfortunately, no beauty queen mouth-to-mouth was reported.