Jon Gosselin Fashions Himself a Designer
His reality show may have ended his marriage, but it's also giving Jon Gosselin a douchey clothing line for kids.
Jon -- with his new 22-year-old GF Hailey Glassman by his side -- has been partying up in St. Tropez with bedazzler extraordinaire Christian Audigier and are going into the children's fashion biz together -- with a line that might even be featured at Kmart. The best part, Jon's eight rugrats will be used as models for the clothing line.
Those poor kids need more fame about as much as they do a tacky, rhinestoned dragon and skeleton t-shirt.
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Rihanna Pays Homage to Janet Jackson
Sporting her 2004 Super Bowl commemorative nipple clamp, Rihanna celebrated Independence Day by partying at Tao in Vegas.
Justin Timberlake had nothing to do with this "wardrobe malfunction."
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Jon Gosselin -- Douchey Clothes Make the Man
Christian Audigier, inventor of every bedazzled d-bag's official uniform, has found a perfect model for his Ed Hardy clothing line -- soon-to-be-divorced Jon Gosselin.
Audigier tells TMZ that he sent a bunch of free stuff for the Gosselin family's eight little rugrats a few months ago, but the only member of the family brave enough to wear it in public is Jon.
The designer's taken notice and predicts we'll be seeing a lot more tigers, skulls and rhinestones in the near future -- Christian says he's sent Jon a box full of the tattoo inspired goods.
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Jake & Reese -- A Perfect Match
The only thing more nauseating than twins dressing alike -- couples who do it.
Check out the His and Hers workout digs Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon were sporting yesterday in D.C.
At least they didn't let it go to their heads.
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Carnie Wilson Gets Spotted
Five days after birthing her latest lil' cub, Carnie Wilson draped herself in a leopard print sheath to visit a doctor's office in Beverly Hills on Wednesday.
The 41-year-old gastric bypass trailblazer knows motherhood can be a jungle.
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Kanye Drops $5,000 on Women's Clothing
Now we're not sayin' she's a gold-digger -- but whoever Kanye West is dating just scored a serious wardrobe upgrade.
TMZ has learned the rapper and one of his boys rolled through the Deliciously Vintage women's clothing store in Chicago on Thursday -- and we're told he blew more $5,000 on dresses and accessories.
Sources close to the situation tell us Kanye was looking for inspiration pieces for a new clothing line he's launching. When asked if the clothes were for a special lady friend, he replied "Come on now, you know who it's for!"
Any guesses?
Cristiano Ronaldo Is So Clutch
Now we know why Paris Hilton was so interested in greasy Manchester United stud Cristiano Ronaldo -- she just had to know where he got his fabulous purse!
He's just European. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Bruno Lederhosen of the Pack
Proving once and for all that golden, sparkly lederhosen are a man's best friend, Bruno struck this half-assed pose while sashaying through France today.
That Sacha Baron Cohen is one smooth, cheeky Brit.
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Kristin & Heather: 2 Girls, 1 Dress
Here's 22-year-old reality TV star Kristin Cavallari wearing a cutout Herve Leger dress in L.A. on Tuesday (left) -- and 39-year-old "The Hangover" star Heather Graham in the same little black number in Ireland on Monday (right).
Both went commando.
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Vogue's Stimulus Package: 'Enchantment'
Vogue understands that the economy is hurting, and that's why the mag has decided to give back to the community ... with a fashion show.
Conde Nast, the magazine's publisher, just announced plans to host a "fashion celebration night" in thirteen cities on September 10. Editors for Vogue hope that the fashion shows will bring "enchantment and pleasure" to the public -- much more meaningful than some sort of monetary or food-based aid.
After the shows, luxury stores will stay open late with Vogue editors offering "lessons in style." Because there's nothing like going to an expensive fashion store to chase away the "my house just got repossessed" blues.
Finally, a corporation that understands what real people need.
Ice & Randy's Sons: 'Fro Wars
Ice Cube and Randy Jackson's sons want to be just like their dads ... the way they were in the '70s, that is.
While Ice and Randy style their fades short and tapered, their adorable kids like to keep it old school Foxy Brown.
No word if the boys will be sporting groovy leisure suits and bell bottoms in the near future.
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Rihanna Gets a Woody ... Woodpecker Weave
Sporting her new wave Walter Lantz Woody Woodpecker conk and futuristic/retro shades, Rihanna landed in Santa Monica the other day.
RiRi moves to her own '80s beat.
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Ice-T's Wife Caught in the Fish Nets
Elegance (noun): Refinement, grace, and beauty in movement, appearance, or manners. See: Nicole "Coco" Marie Austin, Ice-T's demure wife.
The dynamic duo got down and dirty at Prive in Vegas Monday night -- well technically, Ice got down, Coco was the one gettin' dirty ... and we love them for it.
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Danny Gokey Has No Clothes
He may have flown here first class, but Danny Gokey still experienced every travelers worst flightmare: Lost luggage!!!!!
The "American Idol" wannabeen was in NY today to work the morning show circuit, but he had to do it in new threads he was forced to buy last night -- 'cuz all of his clothes were MIA when he landed.
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Brad's Premiere Was the Thong to Do Last Night
Not content with just wearing a tacky gown to the Cannes premiere of Brad Pitt's new film, someone named Hofit Golan felt the need to flash her anal floss to the photogs.
In the chick's defense, it is the inglorious basterd's best side.
Unmasked Jacko Shows Off Refurbished ... Jacket
Flashing his mortal face and human arm, Michael Jackson left his home away from home -- a medical building -- wearing an updated version of his infamous '80s red leather jacket.
The 50-year-old former King of Pop is slowly transforming back to his old self.