Kim K Gets the Boot ... and a Free Watch
It pays for Kim Kardashian to go shopping.
After Kim stopped into NYC's Bourgeoisie Shoes last week and picked up a pair of $1,370 turquoise thigh high boots by Casadei, the store gifted the bootyful diva a $4,000 two karat diamond watch ... just because. Must be nice.
Let's hope she knows how to tell time.
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Paula Abdul's Crazy Train Comes to Town
Paula Abdul could barely walk down the AMA red carpet last night ... and it had nothing to do with her state of mind.
The 47-year-old former "American Idol" judge was incapacitated by the train of her Morticia Addams gown and required the assistance of three minions to get her to safety.
Keeping Paula upright is a full time job.
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Mary-Kate Olsen Cougarlicious
Here's post-pubescent former television actress Mary-Kate Olsen, 23, at some event in NYC the other day (left) -- and actress Sylvia Miles, 77, at some other event a little while back (right).
Believe it or not, they are not biological twins.
We're just sayin'.
The Dumbest Fashion Faux Pas Ever
It doesn't get much dumber than this -- one of the chicks arrested in the Burglar Bunch case rolled into court Friday wearing one of the very necklaces the gang is suspected of stealing from Lindsay Lohan.
Didn't take Sherlock Holmes to notice -- investigators immediately confiscated the necklace from Courtney Ames' neck because it looked just like the one stolen from Lindsay Lohan's home ... in fact, we already did a story about Courtney wearing the same exact necklace last week.
Ames had already told TMZ that she bought the rosary beads for five bucks at some shop, but today she told authorities the charm on the necklace was given to her by another member of the bunch -- i.e. it may have been stolen from someone at some point.
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TMZ Photog -- Under the Gunn
In fashion, one day you're in and the next you're out -- and, surprisingly, when "Project Runway" guru Tim Gunn saw our photog's ensemble yesterday, it didn't get auf'd!
Our guy may have made it work -- but we're guessing the outfit would still bore Nina.
Here's the translation for those of you who don't watch "PR" -- Gunn likey the outfit.
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Bulletin: Richard Simmons Wears Pants!
With his signature bedazzled tank top and short-shorts nowhere in sight, an almost unrecognizable Richard Simmons went to a doctor's office in Santa Monica on Wednesday wearing a men's t-shirt and full length pants.
Luckily, the 61-year-old was still spotted by his frizztastic perm.
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KStew's Outfit Will Suck the Life Out of You
Wearing a top found on a Poison tour bus back in the '80s and a multicolored skirt reconstructed from a pair of old lady ruffled bloomers -- emo princess Kristen Stewart avoided her hairstylist and walked the red carpet at a "New Moon" event in London on Tuesday.
Someone needs to drive a wooden stake through the heart of this.
Rachel Bilson: Hey, That's My Vest!
The sister of one of the Hollywood Hills Burglar Bunch suspects may be wearing Rachel Bilson -- no, not the designer ... the actress who had her vest stolen.
Playboy model Tess Taylor -- sister of Burglar Bunch defendant Alexis Neiers -- is seen here wearing what Rachel herself believes is her vest ... that's what her rep tells TMZ.
Bilson, along with Lindsay Lohan, Audrina Patridge, Paris Hilton, Orlando Bloom and Brian Austin Green, are among the victims of a string of burglaries -- cops say the culprits are members of the Bunch.
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Patti vs. Marc Who'd You Rather?
Female singer Patti Smith, 62, and fashion designer Marc Jacobs, 46, crossed paths at the same event in NYC last night.
Question is ...
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Jacksons' Premiere Outfits -- This Is It
After one of their minions sent an email requesting outfits from various fashion companies, this is what Jermaine, Tito, Jackie and Marlon Jackson wore to last night's "This Is It" premiere.
While Tito, Jackie and Marlon kept it simple in basic suits and jackets, Jermaine opted for the latest from Liberace Big & Tall.
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Jacksons Need Outfits for the Big Premiere
Tonight's the big "This Is It" premiere and the Jackson brothers haven't got a thing to wear.
TMZ obtained a copy of an email sent yesterday from a staffer working on the Jacksons' upcoming A&E reality show to different fashion companies asking them to please outfit Jackie, Jermaine, Marlon and Tito in "dressy attire" for tonight's premiere.
The letter states that the staffer would, "love to put the four brothers in XXXXX or dressy attire as this premiere will be receiving a lot of press and will be featured on the reality show."
No word if the Jackson bros scored a deal with anyone -- but we can't wait to see their costumes.
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Roberto Cavalli Has Designs on Belly Dancer
While at a club in Istanbul, Italian fashion designer Roberto Cavalli took a belly dancer's, er, measurements.
Manhandling is in this season.
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Dolly Parton Cover Me in Leather
There aren't many 63-year-olds who can pull off the head-to-toe leather Emma Peel look -- but last night outside Boa, Dolly Parton and her 40DD friends did just that.
Like parts of Dolly, no word on if the leather was faux.
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Hunka Hunka Elvis' Hair Sells for $18k
The King's crown is still pulling in some serious dough -- a clump of Elvis Presley's hair just sold for $18,300!!!!!!
The 51-year-old hair sample went on the auction block in Chicago this weekend -- so far the winner has not been identified.
FYI --the hair was only expected to sell for around $12,000.
Mary-Kate Plus 8 ... Pounds of Accessories
Sportin' a Nick Nolte mug shot weave, '70s nana shades, rosaries leftover from Madonna's 1985 Virgin tour, a scarf made out of the throw from "Roseanne's" couch, a handbag created by an arts and crafts class at day camp and her signature ginormous coffee drink, Mary-Kate Olsen emerged mostly upright in NYC on Monday.
If you put on that many heinous accouterments, you'd need 20 ounces of caffeine to lift your feeble bones too.
Britney's Outfit Really Socks
Wearing black kicks, a pair of Catholic schoolgirl yellow knee-high socks, orange Hooters shorts and a faded baby blue hoodie, Britney Spears weaved into a dance studio in L.A. on Thursday.
This is the most uncoordinated she's been since her dad placed her under the conservatorship.