Kevin Hart I Think Michael Jordan's Mad At Me ... Over High-Pants Jokes

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Kevin Hart says he THINKS he might be in a beef with Michael Jordan -- after the comic went in on the NBA legend about his high-waisted pants and weird mustache at a recent event.

Hart explained the whole thing on 'Kimmel' Tuesday night -- saying he was roasting MJ with (what he thought was) some harmless burns ... but things got super awkward AFTER the event.

Check out the clip ... Hart says he wants to hash things out with MJ once and for all ... if His Airness will actually agree to meet with him.

Kardashians' Store 911 Calls Arsonist Is a Tall White Guy ... Or Maybe a Black Guy

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Cops are virtually certain the Kardashians' clothing store was hit by a lone suspect, but his race is not nearly as certain ... based on the 911 audio we obtained.

A woman driving past the West Hollywood DASH store called in, describing the suspect as tall with a skateboard, throwing "something on fire." Check out the audio, there's a funny exchange about what that something was. However, the caller was sure the would-be fire starter was black with a baseball hat.

But hold off on that APB ... you gotta hear the second witness paint a much different picture. As TMZ first reported ... the store was targeted June 6 and there's still no suspect.

Police work ain't easy.

Kardashians' Dash Store Hit By Arsonist

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The Kardashians' Dash store was the target of an arsonist who threw a burning rag through the window of the store late Monday night ... TMZ has learned.

Law enforcement tells TMZ ... witnesses saw a man throw a weighted, burning rag through the West Hollywood storefront window just after 11:15 PM.

The rag burned itself out inside the store without incident.

Cops found a bottle of lighter fluid outside the store. They're hunting for the suspect.

Meryl Streep The Devil Wears Trump

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Meryl Streep glowed ... masquerading as Donald Trump.

The Oscar vet rolled out her best imitation Monday during the 2016 Public Theater Gala at Delacorte Theater in NYC ... and she nailed it.

Willem Dafoe Who Wants My Super Bowl Dress?

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Think you got better legs than Willem Dafoe? You might get your chance to prove it ... 'cause the Marilyn Monroe dress he donned for his Super Bowl 50 commercial is hitting the auction block.

You remember the clip ... Dafoe rocked a replica white dress from Marilyn's legendary subway grate scene from "The Seven Year Itch" for a Snickers commercial. Funny stuff.

Now, the folks at Julien's Auctions got their hands on it -- and are putting it up for grabs at their Monroe-themed auction in September.

So, how much is it going to go for?

Hopefully A LOT -- because all proceeds will benefit Feeding America, the nation's largest hunger relief organization.

FYI, Marilyn's original white dress went for over $4.6 million at auction back in 2011 when Debbie Reynolds -- another Hollywood legend -- sold it from her private collection.

That's a WHOLE LOTTA candy bars.

Sylvester Stallone Drops $84k to Ice His Wrist!!!

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Sylvester Stallone and Rob Kardashian are practically blood bros -- if they bled diamonds and gold -- since Sly just dropped big bucks for a Rolex from Rob's favorite jeweler.

Sources familiar with the deal tell us Stallone hit up celeb jeweler, Nick Bhindi for an 18k white gold GMT Master II -- which just sounds expensive, right? It is.

We're told the diamond and sapphire-encrusted piece set Rocky back just over $84k.

It's a collector's item for sure. The Rollie -- very similar to Rob's -- is now out of production.

Drake I Got a Hailey Souvenir From Our Date

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Sorta like Jay Z said it -- Hailey Baldwin's got the hottest rapper in the game wearing her chain ... after just one night out on the town.

We noticed when Drake left their date at The Nice Guy Tuesday night he was wearing a gold chain with a gothic 'h' -- which Hailey happened to wear the month before.

Coincidence? We can't think Drake would be wearing an 'h' monogram. Especially since multiple reports say they were really tight on Monday during his huge pool party.

Nothing like diving right in!

Kylie Jenner The Sultry Bullseye

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Kylie Jenner knows no bounds ... but her bosom is another story.

The reality star's boobs were aching for an exit from her taupe bandage jumpsuit Thursday night as she left The Nice Guy.

Her serious underboob undeniably jacked the spotlight.

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Kylie Jenner New Guy, New Grill

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Kylie Jenner is starting the summer off grilling with a new 18-karat rose gold mouthpiece.

If you recall ... Kylie was gifted a bottom grill by ex Tyga, but like her men -- she's moving on to a new piece.

A source tells us Kylie's new mouth bling was made by Nick Bhindi of Bhindi jewelers.

Normally it'd set the average person back $4,000 and take a week to complete after casting, but for Kylie ... they got it done in 2 days.

David Beckham So Damn Hot, He Got Me Trampled ... Security Guard Sues H&M

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David Beckham's perfect face stirred up a New York City crowd so much, a security guard working the event got crushed by his adoring fans ... according to a lawsuit.

The security guard filed the suit, saying she got crushed while working the Beckham appearance at the Times Square H&M store in February 2014. Beckham -- an H&M spokesperson -- was signing autographs for throngs of fans.

She says she was outside the store awaiting the soccer superstar's arrival, and when he got there ... all hell broke loose. In the suit, she says the barricades set up to control the crowd "suddenly malfunctioned." She says she was thrown to the ground, crushed by the barricade and trampled by the crowd rushing to get a piece of Becks.

She doesn't specify her injuries, but says they were severe.

The security guard is suing H&M and The Durst Organization -- as in Robert Durst ... the alleged murderer from 'The Jinx' on HBO.

She is NOT suing Beckham.

Beyonce I'm #2 I Need to Try Harder

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Beyonce is just one step from strapping on a sandwich board that reads, "Buy my album, please."

Bey and Jay Z took a post-dinner stroll through Midtown NYC Thursday, which doesn't happen often ... making it all look suspiciously promotional.

BTW ... Bey's album fell to No. 2 after only one week at the top ... toppled by Drake's "Views" ... so Bey's hustle is very real.

Bella Hadid TMZ Photog Offers Fashion Tips

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Bella Hadid forgot to zip up her track suit ... or so our photog thought when he ran into her at LAX.

Bella was headed for parts unknown Thursday when he pointed out she was showing lots of skin. She was properly dismissive.

She also laughed off our question about intro'ing The Weeknd (aka Abel) to her fam.

Fun video.

UCLA Football QB Calls BS On $280 Million Deal 'We're Still Amateurs Though'

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UCLA quarterback Josh Rosen -- a 2016 Heisman contender -- is calling out the NCAA ... essentially saying it's BS that his school just signed a $280 MILLION endorsement deal but the players won't see a dime.

FYI, UCLA just inked the largest apparel contract in NCAA history -- with Under Armour ponying up $280 mil for exclusive rights to outfit UCLA athletics for the next 15 years.

Rosen -- pointing out the irony of the school raking in a fortune while the athletes don't get paid a cent -- reposted a newspaper headline about the deal with a snarky comment.

"We're still amateurs though ... Gotta love non-profits #NCAA."

UCLA isn't the only school to sign megadeals in the last few months -- Michigan, Texas and Ohio State have all inked 9-figure deals.

Meantime, Rosen isn't even allowed to have a hot tub in his dorm.

Sebastian Bach Nanny Jacked Our $16k Chanel Watch!

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Sebastian Bach and his wife, Suzanne, called cops after she says a wildly expensive diamond-encrusted Chanel watch went missing ... and they're pointing the finger at a nanny.

According to a police report obtained by TMZ, the couple noticed the watch was gone after returning from a night out last week in Memphis. They believe a nanny hired to care for 3-year-old Trace is the culprit.

Suzanne says the $16k watch was inside a hotel drawer before it disappeared.

Cops are investigating.

Kim Kardashian I'm a Private And You Can Almost See My Privates

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Kim Kardashian was in full formal camouflage Monday night, fully fit for a Vogue shindig.

Kim and Kanye flew from Rome to London for the event, where the British version of the mag is celebrating its 100th birthday.

That outfit would really have changed trench warfare in WWI, right?