Hot Bodies

Chad Johnson desperately wants to let Evelyn Lozada know he still cares about her ... so he went out and got an image of her FACE tattooed on his right leg with the name "Eve" underneath it.

Johnson posted the photo on his Twitter page today ... the image is his new profile pic featured at the top of his page. It's unclear if the tat is real ... or of the temporary variety. Sources tell us Chad got the work done this past weekend.

Either way, Chad may not be getting his money's worth from the ink -- sources close to Evelyn say she still feels strongly about divorcing Johnson ... and she's made it clear to friends she will NOT be getting back together with the former NFL star.

As we previously reported, Evelyn filed for divorce last month ... three days after Chad allegedly headbutted her during a heated argument.

Chad was arrested for domestic violence over the incident -- but officials are still deciding whether or not charges will be filed against him.

A rep for Chad had no comment on the story.

After shredding the gnar, World Champion surfer Kelly Slater nearly wiped out after getting swarmed by a bevy of babes in thong bikinis in Malibu this weekend.

Despite being no stranger to sexy two-piece groupies, the 40-year-old dude only has eyes for his hot longtime girlfriend Kalani Miller.

You know that incredibly sexy Carl's Jr./Hardee's commercial on TV right now ... with those two babes grilling up a storm in daisy dukes? Well, there's an additional 30 seconds that were TOO HOT FOR TV ... but perfect for the Internet.

So. Video. Watch it. Awesome.

Fun facts: the blonde is Playmate of the Year Sara Jean Underwood -- and the brunette (our personal favorite) is Emily Ratajkowski ... who you might recognize from "iCarly."

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Matthew McConaughey is usually known for flaunting his buff and topless torso, but it was his startling gaunt new look in NYC on Thursday that had everyone's jaws dropping.

The 42-year-old is drastically losing the pounds to play Ron Woodruff in the movie "The Dallas Buyer's Club," the true story of a man who contracted HIV through drug use in the '80s and has to smuggle life-saving medications from Mexico.

Paul Ryan missed a HUGE opportunity last night during his RNC speech -- by NOT showing off his rock hard physique ... at least according to Congressman Aaron Schock.

We caught up with Rep. Schock as he left an event for youth, sponsored by MSNBC's Chuck Todd, in Tampa yesterday -- and asked if the Republican VP nominee needs a fashion makeover.

As TMZ first reported ... Ryan works out religiously at the House gym, and we're told he's even hiding a six-pack ... just like his fellow Republican Schock.

Nikki Sixx is 53 ... his girlfriend is about to turn 27 ... and she plans to celebrate by stripping down to her undies for the rocker -- and 15,000 of his closest friends.

The birthday girl is Courtney Bingham ... and she's hot. Real hot. We have pics to prove it.

Anyway, we've learned ... she's planning a special burlesque performance to "Girls, Girls, Girls" ... and she plans to unveil the hotness on her birthday (9/5) during a Motley Crue show in Michigan.

FYI -- Court has been dating Sixx since 2010 -- after his rocky romance with Kat Von D bit the dust -- and they have been inseparable ever since.

Supermodel Bar Refaeli showed off all of her ridiculously amazing talents in a sexy two-piece swimsuit on the beach in Mykonos this weekend.

Forget the champagne, when Michael Strahan found out he was the new host of "Live! With Kelly" it was all about the Red Stripe ... because he was vacationing in Jamaica like a champ and TMZ got the photo.

The former NFL star was actually chillin in the Caribbean with his smokin' hot fiancée, Nicole Murphy, when he got the phone call of the decade ... that he was chosen to join Kelly Ripa as her new co-host.

Sources close to the show tell us, Strahan was through the roof excited when he found out the stellar news and it made his Jamaican get-away that much better.

We're told he and his fiancée celebrated the gig by simply relaxing on the beach and taking in the amazing sites.

Two months after announcing the end of her relationship with Johnny Depp, French singer/actress Vanessa Paradis soaked her sexy bones in a black bikini while vacationing in Corsica the other day.

In June, Vanessa and Johnny split up after 14 years -- and having two children -- together.

Prince Harry put the crown jewels on display in Vegas this weekend ... getting BARE ASS NAKED during a game of strip billiards with a room full of friends in his VIP suite.
It all went down Friday night during a raging party in a high rollers hotel suite.

We're told Harry, along with a large entourage, went down to the hotel bar and met a bunch of hot chicks ... and invited them up to his VIP suite.

Once in the room, things got WILD ... with the group playing a game of strip pool that quickly escalated into full-on royal nudity.

In another photo, a naked Harry is bear-hugging a woman who appears to be completely naked as well.

No word on who the women are ... or if they got Harry's phone number.

A rep for the Royal Family tells us, "We have no comment to make on the photos at this time."

Prince Harry was still jonesin for ladies following his naked hotel party in Vegas ... 'cause later that weekend, he was back at the pool scene flirtin' with a bunch of bikini babes.

Harry hit the Encore Beach Club at the Wynn Hotel on Sunday ... where he was playfully splashing around with one girl and high-fiving another ... while hanging in the pool with his buddies.

It's unclear if either of the women were in attendance at His Royal Highness' naked billiards tournament that went down in the Prince's VIP suite Friday night.

Rapper Bizzy Bone from Bone Thugs-n-Harmony tells TMZ he lost 30 POUNDS over the past 4 months after embarking on a mission to stop being such a "fat ass." Mission accomplished.

So why the dramatic weight loss?

The rapper tells us he was determined to reinvent himself following a 4-year stint on probation -- stemming from unpaid child support -- and part of that process started with cutting the fat.

BB says the diet was simple -- he stopped eating junk food and cut down on the boozing. The result ... bye bye beer gut.

In the end, Bizzy went from 194 lbs to 165 ... and hopes to keep the weight off for good.

Thuggish.

You'd think Kate Upton could NEVER walk down the street without being noticed -- but she actually did a pretty bang-up job of hiding her curves in NYC. Damn sports bras!

Here's Mel B's husband applying tanning lotion to his wife's hot ass in Australia this week ... because her hands were full ... with their child.

U.S. Olympic hero Ryan Lochte attempted a social experiment yesterday -- could he still land chicks while wearing the dumbest bathing suit imaginable? The answer, of course, was yes.

Lochte donned a pink Speedo of his own design while frolicking around at the Azure Luxury Pool at The Palazzo hotel in Las Vegas.

While TMZ just uncovered this shirtless photo of buff Republican Vice Presidential nominee Paul Ryan (left) -- President Barack Obama has been flaunting his chiseled Commander-in-Chief pecs and abs for several years now (right).

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