Hot Bodies

Kerry Washington and Craig Robinson were spotted tearing up a dance floor -- and in the process reminding us that sometimes, just sometimes ... stereotypes can be awesome.

Hoda Kotb snatched the 79th spot on Maxim's Hot 100 -- and if you think that's a mistake you're either named Kathie Lee ... or you don't realize HoKo's been perfectly groomed for this honor.

Two Megan Foxes are better than one.

As if there wasn't enough gorgeousness around her, the perky 26-year-old former "Transformers" babe hung out with her less famous -- but still beautiful -- body double on the set of the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" movie in New York City on Tuesday.

In the Michael Bay produced flick, Meg plays TV reporter April O'Neil and will no doubt get to show off her amazing God-given talents ... and her acting chops too.

Cowabunga!

For once in her life, Victoria's Secret supermodel Adriana Lima did not look smokin' hot in lingerie ... because she was too busy looking smokin' hot in a bikini.

The gorgeous 31-year-old mother of two showcased her flawless golden mamacita curves by modeling a bunch of tiny sexy two-piece swimsuits for a photo shoot in St. Barts on Wednesday.

Blake Lively is bootylicious.

Wearing an old school Jennifer Lopez diva hat, a '70s black mini-dress and a ridiculously hot pair of open-toed thigh-high boots, the happily married 25-year-old former "Gossip Girl" star strutted her gorgeous blonde and leggy stuff on the streets of New York City on Tuesday.

Apparently the high fashion walk off was all part of some magazine photo shoot, but who really cares about that ... the important thing is that she looks AMAZING!

Damn you, Ryan Reynolds! Damn you.

Zac Efron proved he's got game ... by flaunting his jacked-up rock hard chest on the set of his new flick.

With his shirt casually unbuttoned all the way, the toned 25-year-old stud played some basketball -- and showed off his ridiculously sculpted pecs and abs -- while filming "Townies" in L.A. on Tuesday.

Last month, Zac injured his right hand on set ... but everything appears to have healed quite beautifully.

Zac may be the one with the ball, but it's everyone else who has to worry about dribbling.

Tara Reid is most definitely nursing a Wednesday morning hangover right now ... 'cause she hit the clubs so hard last night, she could BARELY STAND on her way out.

It's your classic ... "girl walks into a bar, girl chugs a bunch of liquor inside of the bar, girl gets so plowed she needs help leaving the bar" story.

The good news -- Tara didn't get behind the wheel ... she had a driver take her home.

Al Sharpton wants to be the Mickey to Chris Christie's "Rocky Balboa" ... telling TMZ he'll personally train the Gov's obese ass to ENSURE he doesn't regain the weight he's lost after Lap-Band surgery.

Sharpton -- who's dropped a ton of weight WITHOUT the use of surgery -- was in NYC today when we asked if he feels voters will judge Christie negatively for using the Lap-Band shortcut, instead of dropping the poundage through diet and exercise.

Rev. Al essentially told us the ends justify the means ... and insists Christie needs to focus on maintaining the weight loss ... even offering to be Christie's "maintenance man."

But the weight loss doesn't guarantee votes, according to Rev. Al ... who pointed out, "I lost weight, I'm still not president."

Even in May, it can get quite nippy out in New York City ... thanks to Jessica Alba.

While she hasn't been on a TV series in years, the sexy 32-year-old mother of two put on quite the show as she stripped off some of her pesky warm layers and exposed one of her gorgeous girls through her sheer bra on Tuesday.

Although unpredictable, the weather forecast did say partly cloudy with a chance of an amazing, beautiful front moving across the land.

Rockin' a chic maternity floral slipcover, a very pregnant Kim Kardashian camouflaged her growing baby bump and wowed the A-list fashion crowd at the Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC on Monday.

The theme of the stylish event was punk rock ... and what's more anti-establishment than going as the kouch in your beloved Aunt Sylvia's finished basement in Van Nuys circa 1986?

Hows this for flattery -- Rihanna just tweeted a pic of Nicole Richie with a caption that reads, “This bitch makes me throw up" ... and she meant it AS A COMPLIMENT!

RiRi was commenting on a recent pic of Richie sporting a short grey hairdo (see below) -- taken at the Met Gala, where the theme was "punk."

So how does the vomit comment translate to a compliment? Turns out, Rihanna meant the outfit was "sick" -- in a good way -- and she even included the hashtag, "#bestdressed."

So there ya have it ... next time someone says you make them feel queasy -- just say "thanks."

Farrah Abraham is following the Kim Kardashian Steps to Fame Playbook to perfection -- TMZ has learned the newly-minted porn star has just inked her first endorsement deal ... and the check has its fair share of zeroes at the end of it.

The Backdoor Teen Mom has signed on to endorse a product called Raspberry Tones ... which bills itself as a "diet and fat-loss" pill. We're told it wasn't the sex tape that caught the company's eye (ok, maybe a little) but rather the bikini pics of Farrah that surfaced last month.

According to our sources, Farrah loved the idea of endorsing a health product and couldn't pass up the payday ... which, we're told, is somewhere in the low six figures.

A rep for the company tells TMZ, "Farrah represents a growing audience of young, active people who take care of their health and use only natural products to look and feel great. Farrah looks fit and fabulous, and takes care of her body, and a lot of health-conscious people can look up to that."

Even after her XXX sex tape, "Teen Mom" Farrah Abraham still can't get enough pole.

The 21-year-old once again showed off how limber she is -- only this time fully clothed -- by flaunting her stripper pole skills at a dance class in Austin on Thursday.

After scoring in the high six figure range for her highly anticipated porn debut in "Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom," we're told the fame hungry star now wants to put her back into making a pole-dancing exercise video for new moms.

Attention West Beverly High alumni: Steve Sanders is jacked.

Former "Beverly Hills, 90210" star Ian Ziering is getting pumped for his upcoming gig stripping with the yoked man panty crew of Chippendales ... by working out -- with a photographer on hand -- in Studio City on Thursday.

While the 49-year-old's shirtless Vegas stint doesn't start until June ... he's already showing off his peach pits.

Here's retired actress turned Twitter sensation Amanda Bynes showing off her God-given talents in one of her latest pics (left) -- and reassembled pop princess Britney Spears back during her unbeweavable 2007 MTV VMA "performance" (right).

Only one is currently under a conservatorship.