Shemar Moore & GF -- 'Criminal' Bodies

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"Criminal Minds" star Shemar Moore, 41, and and his sexy lady friend showed off their ripped physiques on the beach in Miami on Thursday.

They're a match made in abs heaven.

David Hasselhoff Good Genes or Good Docs?

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"Baywatch" grandaddy David Hasselhoff can still rock those red trunks.

Here's the TV lifeguard back in his '90s heyday (left) -- and the 58-year-old on the set of "Piranha 3DD" in North Carolina on Friday (right).

Someone's been laying off the cheeseburgers.

Bar & Victoria Fashion Catastrophe in Cannes

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It was a supermodel nightmare in Cannes last night, as Bar Refaeli and Victoria Silvstedt barely survived showing up to a fashion party wearing the SAME dress.

They're dressed to kill ... their stylist.

Kelly Carlson -- The Dark Side Never Looked So Good

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Showing off her flawless body, former blonde "Nip/Tuck" babe Kelly Carlson rocked an itty bitty black bikini in Malibu the other day.

Lucky dog.

Clooney's GF -- Livin' on the Wedge

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George Clooney's ridiculously hot girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis got seriously cheeky in France earlier today -- taking a break from the Cannes Film Festival to toast her buns in the sun ... on a giant yacht.

Remember kids ... floss daily.

Mel Gibson Goes Topless in Cannes

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Mel Gibson let it all hang out in Cannes today -- flaunting his curvy physique while smoking a cig on his hotel balcony hours before the big screening of his new flick, "The Beaver."

Lookin' good, sugar t*ts.

Danielle Staub I'm A STRIPPER Now

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Now that she's no longer a "Real Housewife of NJ" ... Danielle Staub has picked up a new career as a fully nude, reconstructed, 48-year-old STRIPPER ... and for better or worse, we've got the photos to prove it.

TMZ has learned ... Staub recently signed a 3-year deal with the people at Scores Gentleman's Club in NY -- in which Danielle agreed to do one live appearance and occasionally appear on ScoresLive.com.

Of course, Staub is no stranger to public nudity -- who can forget her infamous sex tape ... in which Danielle erotically advises her partner about the perils of downing an onion and cheese bagel ... and some broccoli ... right before boom boom time.

Hot.

Audrina Patridge -- The Skinny on Her Bikini Bod

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Audrina Patridge's boney bikini body launched one of the most one-sided debates we've ever had -- is she too skinny to be hot? Hint: The answer is "Hell no."

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Audrina Patridge -- It Was Her Birthday

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And yet she's the one that gave us a present ... by gallivanting around the pool at Wet Republic in Las Vegas yesterday.

Gisele's BRAzilian Runway Show

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Supa dupa model Gisele Bundchen gave a glimpse of what Tom Brady gets to fondle every night by working a runway in her bra and panties in Brazil on Thursday.

G looks ridiculously amazing in everything ... and barely nothing.

98 Degrees Stud Topless Chippendales Debut

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Former 98 Degrees boy-bander Jeff Timmons made his half naked debut at Chippendales in Vegas last night ... but unfortunately for the crowd, the only piece of clothing he removed ... was his shirt.

Miley Cyrus -- Mommy & Me Bikini Time

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Miley Cyrus, 18, and her demure back tatted winged mother Tish, 44, both bared their bikini bods on the beach in Rio on Thursday.

Birds of a feather ... sunbathe together.

Heidi Klum Bikini Bride

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In Palm Beach to renew her vows to husband Seal, supermodel Heidi Klum turned the sand into a catwalk by rockin' a two piece this weekend.

Tomorrow is Heidi and Seal's 6th wedding anniversary.

Usher Brings the Guns on Stage

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Usher dueted with his jacked up buff arms while in concert in Atlantic City this weekend.

OMG, indeed.

Rep. Aaron Schock -- Anyone Down for a 6-Pack??

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Congressman Aaron Schock is flashing his ridiculous abs again -- this time on the cover of Men's Health!

The Republican isn't just showing off his body to gloat, he's flaunting his cut stomach to promote the "Fit for Life Summer Challenge" -- an initiative focused on losing weight to reduce risk of heart disease, diabetes and stroke. For more info, check out the Men's Health website.

Schock's six-pack isn't new to us though, TMZ discovered his washboard stomach back in 2009 when we published this bathing suit shot:

Schock was also on "Today" this morning to talk about his shirtless spread:

Dude's got guts.

'Real Housewife of Miami's Unreal Bikini Bod

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"Real Housewives of Miami" star Cristy Rice showed off her dangerous curves and abs in an itty bitty bikini in Miami Beach on Sunday.

Happy Mother's Day, mamacita!