Hot Bodies

Kim Kardashian's sports bra was hanging on for dear life as she trudged up an L.A. canyon.

Kim and the girls went for a walk Thursday in Fryman Canyon near her Bel Air home. Her pal, Carla DiBello, and her personal trainer, Don-A-Matrix, were by her side, and their focus was broken just once ... to greet some adorable pooches.

As we reported, Kim and Kanye have made a deal with a surrogate for baby #3.

Out with the old, in with the new ... butt.

Here's Chelsea goalkeeper Thibaut Courtois on a yacht with a smokin' hot lady friend -- just months after breaking things off with his baby mama, Marta Dominguez.

The backstory ... in April, Courtois announced he and Dominguez decided to call off their relationship, despite the fact she was pregnant with their 2nd child at the time.

25-year-old Courtois says the two are on good terms -- and now he's hanging out with new attractive women ... like the one in the tiny bikini off the coast of Spain.

Jen Selter is a true patriot when it comes to 4th of July -- just check out her red, white and blue thong and bikini ... and don't forget her ass.

The famous fitness model hit the beach for the holiday weekend, and even under gloomy skies ... she still sizzled next to the ol' American flag. A banging bod will do that sometimes.

Legend respects legend.

Christie Brinkley just dropped some SERIOUS praise on Serena Williams -- saying her nude, pregnant Vanity Fair cover is bomb as hell ... and it would be an "honor" to work with her!

The modeling icon turned business mogul couldn't stop gushing over the photo -- saying on a scale of 1 to 10, Serena's pic was an 11, "Off the scale! She's over-the-top amazing!"

Wouldn't be a terrible idea for these two to hang out -- Brinkley used her modeling cash to fund a real estate empire and reportedly built a fortune around $100 MILLION!

#BossFemalesWinning

Tara Lipinski got that ass ... and where better to show it off than on your honeymoon?!

The gold medal ice skating legend is putting her killer physique on display in the Maldives -- where she's chillin' with her brand new sports producer husband, Todd Kapostasy.

The couple got married at a fancy ceremony last weekend in South Carolina after dating for 2 years -- then jetted straight for a swanky resort, where their room is literally on the Indian Ocean.

Mazel tov!

Smoking hot chicks in bikinis? Check. Vacationing on a baller yacht in Spain? Yup -- and David Guetta's happy ass is enjoying it all.

The EDM superstar DJ grinned ear-to-ear as his drop-dead gorgeous gf, Jessica Ledon, hung all over him during their vacay on the Spanish island of Formentera. Butts weren't the only things popping ... Jessica's sporting some shiny bling on her ring finger.

Unclear if Guetta locked it down, but Jessica looks extremely happy.

File this under ... in yo' face, Brazil!! But ya gotta say it in Mandarin.

Yes, China -- communist China -- has its own take on butt competitions. Theirs is called the Women's Beautiful Buttocks contest, and it went down recently in a Shenyang mall.

Of course, Brazil is famous for its annual Miss Bumbum competition -- so some might call the Shenyang showdown a Chinese knockoff. If you don't look too closely ... good replica, right?

If size matters though, y'know where to go ...

Game. Set. Match.

Serena Williams wins again -- in a big way -- stripping down to her pregnant birthday suit for the cover of Vanity Fair ... and she SLAYYYYYYED.

In the issue, the tennis superstar also details how she found out she was pregnant on the set of a lingerie shoot (she took 6 pregnancy tests!) and how she fell in love with her fiance, Alexis Ohanian.

Also, Serena revealed she knew she was pregnant when she decided to compete in the Australian Open back in January ... a tournament she dominated and won!

In fact, Serena says she expects to return to pro tennis as soon as January.

Until then ... that cover. Damn.

A nuclear power plant in the Czech Republic made its intern search look more like Miss Hawaiian Tropic ... and as you'd probably guess someone's in really hot water. Not radioactive though. We hope.

The Temelin Station posted photos of 10 high school graduates who were vying for a 2 week internship at the plant. The Facebook post said the candidate who got the most likes would be crowned "Miss Energy 2017."

The online reaction was, well ... nuclear.

The plant -- which is the largest in the Czech Republic -- apologized after 2 days of competition and announced all 10 young women would get internships. It insisted the original intent was to "promote technical education."

Does Brooke Burke's husband, David Charvet, want to be ANYWHERE else in the world right now? "Namaste right here and shoot video of my wife bending over in a bikini."

Brooke and David are cruising the Italian Riviera on a yacht, and y'know how it goes: When you're on a boat and sporting a small bikini, there's always time to get in some yoga stretches.

David played amateur photog while Brooke did her best to stay flexible.

This is a trip we can all get behind ... if Brooke keeps this up.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's son must have learned from his old man -- you gotta get the cardio in if you wanna get ripped.

Joseph Baena wrapped up a workout session Friday with a run on the beach in Malibu ... along with a couple buddies who popped their shirts off to show off their muscles too.

This isn't the first time Joseph's shown he's a chip off the old block either. What can we say ... he gets it directly from his dad.

Some people eat tubs of ice cream after a break-up but Gregg Sulkin's therapy seems to be planks and pull-ups, which he did Thursday morning at an L.A. park ... with impressive results.

To be fair, the "Teen Wolf" star and Bella Thorne split last summer. It looked like they were back on after her botched trip to Cannes with Scott Disick, but it appears she went crawling back to the Lord.

As for Gregg, he should have zero problems finding a new chick with those abs, arms, pecs, smile ... you get the picture.

Say ALOHA to Steph Curry's champion beach bod ... in all its waxed glory.

Steph's on vacation with the fam in Hawaii ... and Ayesha Curry took this shot of her man hangin' in the sand for National Husband Appreciation Day.

The Golden State Warriors superstar clearly isn't rocking the dad bod yet ... and Ayesha likes what she sees, saying she "can't keep my hands to myself."

Here's tennis star Genie Bouchard in a butt-baring bikini on the beaches of Spain ... blessing all our senses while teaching the common man a lesson ... luck has its limits.

Eugenie just got bounced from the Mallorca Open -- so she hit the sand with her hockey player boyfriend, Jordan Caron.

You know who WASN'T invited? The lucky schmo Genie went on a date with after the infamous Super Bowl bet -- a bet in which Genie agreed to go out with the guy if the Pats came back from that 28-3 deficit.

They did and Genie let the guy (John) take her to a Nets game. Later that night, TMZ Sports got Bouchard saying that date #2 was in the cards -- but that clearly didn't pan out 'cause she's on the beach with Mr. Hardbody.

Gillian Anderson's got another partner opening her files these days ... and sorry, Mulder, these 'X-Files' are strictly boyfriend privileges.

Scully and her bf, Peter Morgan, got steamy sitting poolside in Portofino. She showed off her hard bod in a blue bikini ... which Peter seemed to be fully enjoying. Smart and lucky man.

48-year-old Gillian's moved on from her 'X-Files' days, and now stars on the Starz series "American Gods."

They might wanna rework that title ... "American Goddess" feels a little more appropriate.

Milan Christopher pulled a Kim Kardashian by going full frontal in the next Paper Magazine, and it begs the question ... how does he walk around naked without getting rug burn?

The openly gay ex-"Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood" star landed the spread for the mag, and we got the goods before they hit the paper. They're ... well, big.

Milan tells Paper ... "You know as a male music artist or man in general showing your male genitalia is so taboo in our culture -- but it's ok for Amber Rose, Kim Kardashian, or Rihanna to do it as females."

So, is he bigger than Kim? The black bar points to yes.