Hot Bodies

Tyson Beckford and ex-girlfriend Shanina Shaik reunited at the U.S. Open this week, a month after her brief dalliance with Justin Bieber ... that led to Beckford giving us one of the greatest quotes ever.

As you'll recall ... Bieber and Shaik were photographed together in July hanging out on a yacht in Ibiza and when we asked Tyson about it last week ... he absolutely DESTROYED Biebs with an epic one-liner.

Game, set, match.

Wiz Khalifa's number one album is his victory, but Amber Rose is sharing the spoils with the world.

To celebrate Wiz's "Blacc Hollywood" topping the Billboard album charts, Rose posted a video of herself on Instagram twerking away ... captioning it, "In honor of my Hubby's #1 Album #blacchollywood #AssDrop."

5 Seconds of Summer's bass player now has a viral penis -- which is not as bad as it sounds -- but yes ... his junk's being passed around the Internet after he flashed it on Snapchat.

Calum Hood learned a hard lesson (pun intended, we've seen the video) when he sent the revealing video to someone who then reposted it as a Vine for the world to see. So, now ya know, Calum -- famous naked penises ALWAYS get leaked.

Even though you never see 18-year-old Hood's face in the video ... he took the brutally honest step of admitting it was him by tweeting ... "I'm still just a teenage kid learning from mistakes ;)"

Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea teamed up for a remix ... which is totally irrelevant when compared to the amazing photo that has ass aficionados stacking the vintage model against the new one.

So, who would you rather -- dream about? 'Cause realistically, ya got no shot.

Congratulations to Al Pacino's smoke show of a girlfriend -- she actually found a way to upstage the acting legend ... simply show off your ridiculous body in a see through top!

Pacino and Lucila Sola strolled through JFK airport Wednesday. The 35-year-old Argentinian actress has been dating 74-year-old Pacino for a couple years now.

Lucila made it blatantly obvious why Al was sporting a sly smile.

And ya just know the answer to the question we're all thinking is ... yes, she does.

It's a battle of the booty!

Here's Jennifer Lopez showing off her 45-year-old bulbous backside (left) posing with 24-year-old Iggy Azalea's down-under donk (right) in a photo promoting their upcoming remix together.

A freshly single Paula Patton re-emerged back out on the scene Monday night, hitting up Craig's in West Hollywood for a post-Emmys bash ... the first time she's been seen out since her break-up from Robin Thicke.

The most coveted boobs on TV may stay covered ... and you can blame the church.

Everybody -- actually 90% of men based on Kinsey and probably 40% of women -- are drooling at the prospect of ogling Cersei Lannister's royal cans.

Here's the problem. The scene calls for Cersei -- played by Lena Headey -- to walk out of a church and onto the streets of King's Landing in the buff. The scene is supposed to be shot in Dubrovnik, Croatia, where the church has a lot of power and a rigid policy against public displays of sexuality.

We're told the local film commission will not give producers a permit to shoot the scene because they take their cue from the church -- in this case the Church of St. Nicholas.

Sources tell TMZ ... they can't cut the scene because it's crucial to the story line and it's an iconic moment from the book.

So far ... producers haven't figured out a workaround ... and Hail Marys probably won't do the trick.

Tyson Beckford is human hot chocolate.

We got hold of this video ... a scene from "Chocolate City" that was filmed at The Savoy in Inglewood, CA -- and it's just ridiculous -- who doesn't want to f*** him?

Dr. Gerard Butler displayed his vast knowledge of the female anatomy ... by administering a mammogram in a public parking lot.

Butler was in Malibu this week with an unidentified smoke show when he started exploring inside her bikini balloons -- following up with a tush grab.

Tyson Beckford trashed Justin Bieber saying he wasn't man enough to bang his ex-girlfriend Shanina Shaik long term ... saying "little boys cant have grown man toys."

So here's a shirtless shot of a 20-year-old Bieber showing off his fresh newly sprouted muscles (left) and a perfectly aged 43-year-old Beckford showing off his fully torqued torso.

Here's Rihanna rocking a pair of tiny denim shorts Tuesday in New York City ... and Selena Gomez donning a similar pair in L.A.

The question is ...

Here, in all its glory, is supermodel Adriana Lima's message to all her fellow countrymen still licking their wounds from that humiliating World Cup loss to Germany.

It's pretty simple -- ultimately, Brazil always comes out on top. Or, in this case ... bottom.

We know ... Lima's Victoria's Secret shoot has nothing to do with soccer. But who's complaining?

Kim Kardashian stepped out of her New York City apartment Monday afternoon with a slew of fans waiting to catch a glimpse of her ... including Officer Staresalot over here.

But really ... he's doing NOTHING wrong. In fact, he's supposed to be watching her ... and he is.

Audrina Patridge ditched her blue-skinned, "X-Men"-themed Comic-Con getup and slipped into something far more comfortable ... for everyone checking her out on Miami Beach this weekend.

"Wire" star Idris Elba actually had a wire in his pants this week ... but sadly it was a real wire.

Elba got a slew of new fans who don't even watch TV but saw the bulge that extended to his knee ... while filming a movie in London.

But the 41-year old fessed up Saturday and made it clear ... he was flattered: "The good news is i got a s**t load of followers. The bad news is, that is a mic wire."

He adds, "#egowentintospaceshipmodethough"