Humor

Lo and behold the Wheel of Blame ... created by the producers of "Grace and Frankie" who got tired of hearing excuses every time production got postponed and created a literal blame game.

The wheel is hilarious, asking the token question heard on sets, "What's taking so long?" Possible culprits include ... "Camera," "Sound," "Catering" and "The actors," which include Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin and Martin Sheen. "Obama In Town," "Global Warming" and "Donald Trump" are also included in the excuses.

We're told the show's creator, Marta Kauffman, had the art department make it, and even include her name on the board. However, they keenly omitted themselves on the first one, so Kauffman ordered another be made.

George W. Bush doesn't have as much confidence in Kanye West to lead the free world as President Obama -- or Kanye, for that matter -- in fact, seems pretty comical to him.

We caught up with the former Prez in D.C. Thursday night to get his reaction to Kanye's early declaration for 2020 ... and his reaction is classic Dub-ya.

In fairness, it's kind of a loaded question, considering Yeezy and Bush's history -- the whole hating black people thing after Hurricane Katrina.

Fair to say, this is one vote Kanye does NOT have in the bag.

Dennis Quaid can thank Donald Trump for inspiring him on his new Crackle show, "The Art Of More."

We're told Quaid and Trump are buds and his "I don't give a f***" persona perfect fits Quaid's character. In fact, the two have played golf together so Dennis knows Trump's mannerisms.

The show's about the shady secrets of the art world. Quaid plays a billionaire real estate tycoon who wants to try his hand in politics.

Jerry O'Connell and Rebecca Romijn are VERY comfortable with each other's potty habits -- in fact, they have a total "open door" policy when it comes to going #1 and #2.

Jerry was on Theo Von and Matthew Cole Weiss' "Allegedly" podcast Tuesday when they popped the bathroom question. Jerry's answer was completely candid. We're guessing Rebecca would say, too candid.

The hot tub fun is over for UCLA quarterback Josh Rosen ... school officials tell TMZ Sports it's been REMOVED from his dorm room after photos of the party pool went viral.

We spoke with UCLA Associate Media Director, Ricardo Vazquez, who tells us, "We have been told that the hot tub has been removed from his room. It’s gone."

Vazquez says the tub violated the UCLA residential housing policy which states, "Furnishings which are not officially designated as part of a residential room’s accessories may not be moved into any resident’s room at any time."

Sucks for Rosen ... dude seemed to be putting the tub to good use.

PURSE ATTACK!!!!!!

A grown ass male UFC fighter threw a designer purse at another grown ass male UFC fighter in Dublin yesterday ... nearly causing a war to break out ... and it's LOADED with backstory.

The purse thrower is Norman Parke -- who chucked the bag at his opponent Reza Madadi at the weigh ins for UFC Fight Night in Dublin.

And why the purse attack???

Turns out, Reza was convicted of robbing a Bottega Veneta store in Stockholm, Sweden -- swiping all sorts of purses in a caper that was caught on tape. He actually served 14 months in prison!

Enter Parke ... who obviously thinks the best way to mess with Reza's head is to bring up the past -- which explains the purse ... and judging by Reza's reaction, the strategy worked.

These two fight tomorrow night ... and if Reza wins, he'll actually be able to BUY his next purse with the prize money.

Hillary Clinton was dealing with some pretty heavy issues Thursday at the Benghazi hearings, but when she took a break she was in Katy Perry mode.

During the break you can hear Hillary ask a guy named Dave if he'll be coming to the Katy Perry concert this weekend. It's unclear if she knew her voice would be picked up on an ABC News microphone.

Hillary's throwing a campaign event in Iowa Saturday where Katy will perform.

Dave hopes to go.

This is one of the things that happens if you try to wish Siri a "Happy Back to the Future Day."

Ouch.

Of course, in 'BTTF2' the Cubbies won the World Series in 2015 -- and up until a few days ago, it seemed like there was a real chance life was going to imitate art.

But that was before CHI choked and lost the first 3 games of the NLCS to the Mets.

And now, as our friends at BSO pointed out ... Cubs fans can't even use their iPhones without a reminder their team sucks in the playoffs.

Amy Schumer is calling BS on the people accusing her of stealing Patrice O'Neal's jokes during her HBO gig.

Schumer's HBO stand-up special premiered Saturday and she closed her set with jokes about funny names for graphic sex moves. Some people felt Amy's jokes were suspiciously similar to a routine Patrice did back in 2007 during his "Nasty Show" tour.

Drake found a way to make you forget his incredible lyrical skills (unless you're Meek Mill) -- by unleashing new dance moves that are burning up the Internet.

Drizzy summoned his inner Carlton Banks for his new "Hotline Bling" music video, and it's freakin' mesmerizing. Not necessarily because they're great -- he's no Chris Brown -- but it's more like ... it works for him?

It's weird, but we've broken down his best steps ... so you can study 'em. Y'know you will.

Snoop Dogg is ever the pitchman, hawking his new CD to everyone in sight, including cops.

Snoop and crew were leaving The Argyle in Hollywood Monday night, armed with Snoop's new mixtape, and lots of them.

LAPD cops and L.A. County Sheriff deputies got a whiff of Snoop's savvy sales moves.

Eddie Murphy ended a 28 year dry spell by returning to the stage to do stand-up, and he slayed with his Bill Cosby impression.

Eddie was at the Kennedy Center in Washington D.C. to receive the Mark Twain Prize for humor, when he noted Cosby was a past recipient.

It's interesting ... Eddie refused to do Cos back in February at the SNL 40th Anniversary special. Norm Macdonald said Ed didn't want to "kick a man when he's down."

Attention Tara Reid -- we now interrupt your Mexican vacay for shots of your BF caressing a tremendous bikini-clad ass ... that is NOT yours!

Not that Tara needed us to tell her, but yeah ... her dude, Yavuz Cansiz, shared a nice tight embrace with a female friend in Cancun while Tara got a bird's-eye view of the action.

As you'd expect, Yavuz had some 'splaining to do.

The last time Tara had this look on her face ... Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton's asses were cruising by her.

8:30 AM PST -- Tara tells us the photos are misleading, since Yavuz isn't even her BF. Soooo ... grab all the ass ya want, dude!

Don't bring a Subaru -- or any car for that matter -- to a moose fight.

Two rutting moose nearly took out the family car during their duel on Alaska's other frontier ... the suburbs.

No driveway is safe, people flee and one moose goes down because there can only be one moose ...

Well, this is awkward ... Lewis Hamilton -- a guy who makes his living getting there first -- was rejected at the door of a super fancy Paris fashion show ... for getting there last.

Hamilton -- along with singer Janelle Monae -- tried to attend Stella McCartney's spring/summer fashion show in Paris this past weekend, but there was one problem ... they were tardy to the party.

Check out the video -- it's cringe worthy watching the two mega stars stand outside the venue for what seems like ages.

Cheer up Lewis ... you spent the summer with Rihanna ... and that's a venue we'd all like access to.

Here's video of Usain Bolt leading a tent full of drunken Germans in song at Oktoberfest this weekend in Munich ... where the Jamaican sprinter was crushing beers for the 3rd year in a row!!

Bolt LOOOVES Oktoberfest -- like super totally obsessed -- and this year, he upped his game by singing King of Leon's biggest hit "Sex On Fire" with the house band at the Schuetzen Tent.

When he wasn't singing, Bolt was spotted downing steins of brew with a whole bunch of hot chicks ... 'cause ... well ... he likes it.