Humor

Kiefer Sutherland treated patrons at a famed Hollywood strip club to an awesome topless dance.

Sutherland hit up Cheetahs earlier this month and had an "I can do that!" moment ... ripping off his shirt and jumping onstage with the dancers.

It looks like he's wearing a t-shirt in the pic but that's not a sleeve ... it's a tat.

The pic was taken after Mr. Bauer took a bow.

As for the money on the ground ... Kiefer was awesome, but it was directed at the girls.

BTW ... it's the second most entertaining thing he's done. The first ... well, who can beat it?

TruTV's hit show "Impractical Jokers" gets tons of laughs at the expense of a former crew member, but he doesn't want to be a punch line anymore ... not for free, anyway.

'IJ' fans are used to hearing Joe Gatto shout "Larry!" in the middle of their challenges. It's kind of an inside joke referring to a season 1 crew member named Larry Crisci.

Larry is no longer with the show, but they still frequently use his name. In a behind the scenes video they call him "the man, the myth, the legend."

Well, Crisci's not flattered ... he's just filed a lawsuit against TruTv and the show's producers, saying they don't have his permission to use his name. He's demanding compensation, STAT.

Larry's threatening to get the last laugh ... to the tune of at least $500k.

Jonah Hill had someone watching over him during a stroll in New York City.

El Chapo came down from the mountains during his time as a fugitive to undergo erectile dysfunction surgery in Tijuana ... according to a Mexican newspaper.

Reforma claims sources close to the investigation told its reporter, Chapo received a testicular implant to improve blood flow ... just a stone's throw from the U.S. border.

The paper claims the surgery required anesthesia and an operating room and involved planting a prosthesis.

Here's a surefire way to piss off New Yorkers ... stop traffic in the middle of a busy day (on a super busy street) for a camping photo shoot in the middle of the street!!!

That's what NY Giants WR Victor Cruz did Thursday ... pitching a full-size camping tent in the middle of 6th Ave. for a funny photo shoot with celebrity jeweler Mr. Flawless -- and TMZ Sports has the footage.

Watch the video ... you can hear the pissed off drivers leaning on the horn while the two try to look comfy in their urban camping setting ... complete with firewood on the asphalt.

The Internet's favorite Powerball player took another swing at the jackpot, but instead of "a bunch of hookers and cocaine" ... he's hoping to buy something much less self-indulgent.

Isaac Carranza is the Nevada resident whose hysterically blunt response to a reporter went viral last week. He tells us he wasn't being serious because -- plot twist -- he's married with 2 children.

Carranza, an army vet who served in Afghanistan, says his wife didn't freak out when she saw the video -- she gets his twisted sense of humor.

This time around, he bought $20 worth of tickets for the drawing in hopes of being able to take care of his mother and improve Salinas, CA ... the town where he grew up. Definitely not as entertaining as sex and drugs, but way sweeter.

It's time to play "Keeping Up with the Mannings" ... with Peyton and Eli's older brother, Cooper Manning!!

Cooper -- who's a pretty successful oil and gas trader (safer than the NFL) -- was at LAX when we asked him a pretty great question ... if the Mannings were the Kardashians, who's Kim, Khloe & Kourtney??

Every story should be told by Michelle Dobyne ... whose incredible retelling of a building fire in Tulsa, OK is probably not nearly as exciting as she made it sound.

I got my three kids and we bounced out. Nuh-uh, we ain't gonna be in no fire. Not todaaaaaayyyyy!

They were sooooo close.

A bunch of Edmonton Oilers prospects hit the club scene in Hollywood Monday night -- but when they tried to talk a pack of smokin' hot ladies into taking the party bus back to Bakersfield, things turned ice cold.

The video is pretty hilarious ... you can see future stars like Marc-Olivier Roy (in the fur vest) and Joshua Winquist (in the backwards hat) leaving Argyle ... and the ladies were interested ... until they told 'em the final destination.

So, why Bakersfield (113 miles outside of LA)?

The guys all currently play for the Bakersfield Condors -- the Oilers' minor league team -- and clearly they were all heading back to the base camp for the night.

El Chapo's got a new side hustle -- modeling loud, flamboyant men's shirts/blouses and pushing sales through the roof.

Okay, he's not getting paid for it, but an L.A. shop is totally capitalizing on the drug lord's capture. El Chapo was wearing a couple of nightclub-ish shirts in the photos that went with Sean Penn's Rolling Stone article -- and one of our guys (from I.T. of all places) recognized the gear from the store, called Barabas.

The store's manager tells us sales skyrocketed when the pics came out. They're even using El Chapo's image now on their website, which crashed from the initial sales surge.

If you're interested:
- the "Fantasy" men's button-down (stripes) is "filled with an abstract design that makes it stand out"
- the "Crazy Paisley" men's button-down is "definitely one to wear on a night on the town"

Also great for crawling through drug tunnels, both shirts go for $128.

The Manitowoc County Sheriff's Department may not like accusations it framed Steven Avery for murder in Netflix's "Making A Murderer," but that hasn't stopped loads of people from applying to join its ranks.

Comedian Jason Saenz posted homemade signs along the Sunset Strip soliciting applications for jobs at the Manitowoc Sheriff's Office.

The positions are obvious fakes -- "Corrupt Officer," "Oblivious Clerk," and "General Douche Bag" -- but that hasn't stopped many of Hollywood's brightest from looking to sign up. Saenz tells us he's received a ton of calls.

Saenz says most callers are in on the joke, but a good chunk thought it was the real deal.

We've posted two of our favorites. Hilarious.

Ben Roethlisberger is getting roasted for his history of sexual assault allegations -- a Cincinnati radio station has issued a citywide Big Ben rape warning ahead of his playoff game against the Bengals.

700 WLW actually aired this spoof alert: "The Steelers quarterback has been spotted in the downtown Cincinnati area. All females ages 18-40 are to use extreme caution, especially if heavily consuming alcohol. Males should also be on the lookout just in case."

It goes on ... "If you see Big Ben and he flashes little Ben you are asked to report it to authorities immediately." There are more warnings, especially for chicks with boob jobs.

You gotta hear the whole thing. Bengals fans might find it hysterical. Steelers faithful and Ben himself ... probably not so much. WLW tells us they plan to keep running it, at least through the weekend.

So, we gotta ask ...

"Key & Peele" star Keegan-Michael Key famously shared a stage with President Obama, but says NO amount of money will get him to do the same for presidential candidate Donald Trump.

Key brought the house down at last year's White House Correspondents' Dinner with his "Anger Translator" skit -- so we got him at LAX and asked him if he'd be down to do some comedy with the Donald.

For once, Key wasn't laughing. Watch ... 'cause he didn't just shoot down the possibility, he explained why in detail.

Sooo ... a round of golf is probably out of the question?

Screw buying a house for your mom if you win the $500 million Powerball jackpot ... one dude is gunning for pure hedonism ... coke and whores.

Fox 5 in Vegas was live in Primm, Nevada as people with dollar signs in their eyes bought tickets. You gotta see this dude.

Steve Harvey had to know it was coming -- Jane Lynch and Thomas Lennon teaming up to to take a shot at his Miss Universe screw-up ... complete with a pageant chick!

During the People's Choice Awards, which Jane hosted last night, she brought out "The Odd Couple" star to give him an honorary trophy ... since he's never actually won one.

Check out what happened halfway through Thomas' acceptance speech.

Johnny Manziel's wigged-out Las Vegas adventure is not just urban legend -- it's now a major windfall for the makers of some clever new Manziel gear.