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Did Susan Boyle become the revered elder of a Native American tribe and forget to tell the world? Otherwise, she's got some explaining to do after choosing to wear a war bonnet at the T in the Park music festival in Scotland on Sunday.

There's only one man who could bring Wolverine, Gambit, Deadpool and Magneto together for one EPIC SELFIE -- Stan Lee ... and TMZ has video of Marvel's finest assembling for the iconic shot.

It all went down at Comic Con -- where the following people joined the comic book legend on stage:

-- Hugh Jackman (Wolverine)
-- Jennifer Lawrence (Mystique)
-- Ryan Reynolds (Deadpool)
-- James McAvoy (Professor X)
-- Miles Teller (Mr. Fantastic)
-- Olivia Munn (Psylocke)
-- Kate Mara (Invisible Woman)
-- Jamie Bell (The Thing)
-- T.J. Miller (Weasel)
-- Michael Fassbender (Magneto)
-- Nicholas Hoult (Beast)
-- Sophie Turner (Jean Grey)
-- Channing Tatum (Gambit)

BTW, -- Michael B. Jordan (The Human Torch) is also in the pic ... see if you can find him!!!

(Yeah, they need more black superheroes).

David Letterman must have been sitting at home licking his chops over all the material Donald Trump was providing -- so, he came out of retirement!

Well, for one night anyway ... Letterman joined Steve Martin and Martin Short on stage during their show in San Antonio last night -- and he came armed with a timely Top 10: "Interesting facts about Donald Trump."

Y'know how #2 was frequently better than #1 with Dave's Top 10s? Not this time ... make sure you watch to the end.

We have a winner for BIGGEST Comic-Con nerd -- it's gotta be Dwight Howard ... who's roaming San Diego as "Predator."

Yeah, unless there's a 7-footer dressed as the Alien (which would be awesome) ... we're guessing 6'11" Dwight is king of the hill for cosplay fans this weekend.

Check out the clip ... Dwight told us about all the time and effort he put into his get up. Hint: not much.

This might be the cutest moment we've ever seen from a bloodthirsty child.

Once again, an adorable little kid got the microphone at a Conor McGregor UFC press conference -- and said something hilarious/disturbing in front of a packed house.

"Conor, can you please rip Chad Mendes' head off?"

It's the first time we've ever seen Conor speechless.

Ex-NFL Running back Thomas Jones is BLASTING Giants stud Jason Pierre-Paul ... saying JPP is a total BUFFOON for mangling his hand in a fireworks accident on the 4th of July.

Jones -- who spent 12 seasons in the league -- was commenting on the recent report that JPP had a finger amputated due to the severity of the fireworks injury ... and wrote bluntly:

"NOW THIS IS A MORON!!"

"These guys running around looking like Raptors with 3 and 4 fingers and s**t tryna light firecrackers at home. What the hell is goin on!!!"

He wasn't done ... Jones continued with another brutally honest message:

"Attention All NFL Players: LEAVE THE F*****G FIREWORKS ALONE!! YOU BUFOONS!!!!"

Nothing says "friendship" like 3 guys on a banana boat ... with Dwyane Wade's wife.

Talk about an awkward conversation ... the L.A. Dodgers once "had an issue" with a pitcher who took locker room nudity WAYYYY too far -- and would hit the team snack bar with his dong out ... so says Eric Karros.

It all went down in the '90s ... and judging from the way Karros tells the story, the "issue" was more about being sanitary ... because nobody wants dirty naked parts touching the team Cracker Jacks.

Shia LaBeouf's love for the red, white and blue is deeper than you think. We got him line dancing to liberal country rocker Steve Earle in a Stay Hotel USA parking lot, in rural South Dakota.

LaBeouf has been popping up all over the Black Hills and Badlands, where he’s filming “American Honey.” The most recent sighting saw LaBeouf and his film crew working off breakfast with a good 'ol American foot stomp to “Copperhead Road” before heading to set.

Your grandma's down to bang Justin Bieber, Idris Elba, 2 Chainz and a ton of other famous dudes -- that's the takeaway from this hysterical vid.

Just watch ... a panel of grannies played "F**k, Marry, Kill" with a list of rappers, movie stars, politicians ... and even serial killers.

Highlights include: What Abraham Lincoln and Sir Mix-a-Lot have in common, doing damage to Bieber, and sorry, Ryan Gosling -- you gotta die. According to one granny, anyway.

A super embarrassing moment on social media paid dividends for Robert Griffin III -- 'cause the NFL star says he's "good friends" with the U.S. women's soccer team now, after a mix-up back in 2012.

RG3 was out at Mastro's Steakhouse last night when he told us he's thrilled for Team USA -- especially since he's become tight with stars like Alex Morgan, Tobin Heath and Sydney Leroux.

So, what's the embarrassing part? Back in '12, he THOUGHT he met Alex Morgan at an event ... and even went to Twitter to thank her for being so nice.

Problem is ... it wasn't Alex Morgan -- who responded on Twitter, "I think u met @TobinHeath today but hopefully I'll see u around. Good luck in the draft!"

Oops.

The good news ... RG, Alex and Tobin all joked about it on social media -- and RG3 says they're all friends now. So, the public humiliation paid off!

Great brown could lead to Great White ... so says surf legend Laird Hamilton who tells TMZ Sports he has a strict NO AQUAPOO policy ... because sharks could be drawn to log fish.

Bottom line ... when nature calls, Hamilton says he'll clench up and paddle in because "I just feel like I might be calling something on that I probably don't want to come ... sharks."

Justin Bieber awesomely took second seat to the pastor of his new-age church ... and it's so fun.

The Biebs and Pastor Joel Houston were leaving Hyde nightclub in Hollywood Friday night when our photog tried jawboning with Justin. But when J.B. wanted the pastor of Hillsong Church to get some face time, our photog obliged and the convo turned to surfing.

Free from that insanely hot bodyguard and Coldplay singer, Jennifer Lawrence let loose and flashed funny faces as she sauntered around Wednesday night in New York City.

We'll take fun J-Law over grumpy J-Law any day!

O.T. Genasis got caught in a blizzard on Hollywood Boulevard -- a parade of white chicks who followed him out of a club and showed NO SHAME ... partying with him on the street.

The wild after-party went down outside The Argyle around 3 AM, and here's all you need to know -- O.T., 5 super fans (probably super drunk), short skirts, lots of twerking, an inflatable dinosaur and an amazing soundtrack courtesy of a sax player. Think sidewalk slow jams.

O.T.G.'s description of one of the girls says it all, "Her name must be Simba, 'cause she got jungle fever!"

The chances exes Gigi Hadid and Cody Simpson would end up seated next to each other on the same flight -- 100%, of course.

Somehow, the former couple ended up elbow-to-elbow in first class as they jetted out of Toronto. Cody didn't look too bent out of shape though in a snapchat he posted ... with the caption, "when u get seated next to ur ex on a plane."

They were both at the Much Music Video Awards over the weekend, and reportedly managed to avoid each other. No such luck on the way home.

Joe Jonas' ears must have been burning.