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DeAndre Jordan knows it's coming, knows he's gonna catch it -- the absolute WRATH of Dallas Mavericks fans, but last night he could NOT care less ... for one awesome reason.

DJ celebrated his 27th birthday with a bunch of NBA pals at Mastro's Steakhouse in Bev Hills, and on his way out addressed the inevitable -- the Clippers' first game in Dallas and how the fans will treat him.

Watch the video ... 'cause DeAndre's response makes it clear he's soooo FULL of something, and that's dessert.

Count Rihanna among the fans of Miss Piggy's cover of "Bitch Better Have My Money" ... she's even open to working with everyone's favorite Suidae songstress.

RiRi didn't say much as she made her way Tuesday night through LAX, but she did say she caught a glimpse of the epic video and would be open to a duet.

Miss Piggy loves her some diamonds, so it seems like a natural fit.

Vince Vaughn stuffed his ginormous frame into the rides at Disneyland Tuesday as he enjoyed a day in the amusement park with his family.

These photos are way more adorable than the new season of "True Detective" -- though Vince has got a better shot at turning that around ... than squeezing into the damn Tea Cups ride.

But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is former NFL star Eddie George ... performing Shakespeare in the streets ... for a TMZ Sports camera guy.

George ... who's been doing Shakespeare for years now ... was out at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills when our camera guy asked if he could rattle off a few lines from one of his favorite Billy Shakes plays.

Check out the clip -- Eddie doesn't miss a beat diving into one of his favorite passages from "Othello" ... and we got to say ... dude is pretty good.

The Game is crapping on his own album even before it's finished.

The rapper posted this pic to show he's so busy recording his new album he doesn't even have time for bathroom breaks. Thus, he multitasks.

Put a different way, in Game's words, he says the album is “literally SH*TTIN’ on n*****!!!!!!!!”

The album -- "The Documentary 2" -- is due out next month and the list of producers is impressive ... Dr. Dre, Timbaland, Pharrell, and Swizz Beatz.

John Cena says he'll NEVER turn his massively ripped back on the WWE -- claiming he wants to work with the organization in some capacity FOR LIFE ... even after he's too old to get in the ring.

Patricia Navidad became instantly unsanitary when her feminine pad fell out during her live TV performance.

The singer was performing "Viva Mexico" on Univision's "Despierta America" -- that's Wake Up America, for you gringos ... and yes, this woke us up more than a pot of coffee.

Seriously, this video is an instant Kotex classic -- 'cause Patricia just keeps on going despite the nightmare.

50 Cent may be bankrupt but his fans are helping him get flush again -- very, very ... VERY slowly.

Fans have created the site www.help50cent.tumblr.com … where visitors can stream Fiddy’s classic track “Piggy Bank” -- and therefore stuff his pockets full o' cash again.

Of course, each play on Spotify only puts .0011 cents in 50 Cent's pocket -- and so far he's hauled in ... just under $3!

Miles Teller will smoke any actor on the dance floor … says Miles Teller.

The "Whiplash" and “Fantastic Four” star was outside Mastro's in Bev Hills -- admittedly after a few adult beverages -- and we brought up his awesome dancing skills.

Maybe it was the drinks talking, but Teller bragged ... and even challenged everyone else in Hollywood, with the exception of -- Chris Brown!

His explanation's pretty funny, and includes the words -- "Miles Teller calls Chris Brown a bitch, and says he can out dance him any day."

Rod Stewart was the latest star of James Corden’s "Carpool Karaoke" and he had a special backup singer from the backseat … A$AP Rocky.

The two totally crushed the sing-a-long to their song “Everyday” for the grooving host of "The Late Late Show" while rolling around Hollywood for one of the variety show's most popular segments.

Did you know ... J.J. Watt was on an MTV reality-ish show before he became an NFL superstar????

His former college teammates did ... including SF 49ers cornerback Marcus Cromartie who tells TMZ Sports the entire Wisconsin Badgers squad gave him crap for it back in 2009.

First off, Cromartie has nothing but GREAT things to say about Watt -- but when we asked if he thought Watt could hack it in Hollywood, that's when Marcus brought up his MTV past.

Turns out, Watt had a guest role on a docuseries called, "College Life" -- which followed real life college students at UW (it only lasted one season).

J.J. -- sporting an incredible sideways beanie/cap at the time -- was the "crush" of one of the stars ... who raved about Watt being a really nice guy.

Check out the clip ... the girls are clearly smitten with the football player -- but clown him over his mode of transportation at the time.

Who's laughing now?

Eliza Dushku attended her very first furry convention, but according to the organizers that doesn't mean she's automatically in the sexual fetish club.

"Uncle Kage" -- the organizer of Anthrocon -- tells TMZ he had no idea Dushku even attended Anthrocon in Pittsburgh over the weekend. In case you weren't aware, Anthrocon is the world's largest convention for those fascinated with furries ... well, just Google it (NSFW).

Kage isn't fully on board with extending a special invite to Eliza for next year's convention. He's not convinced she's fully committed ... just because you hang out with furries, doesn't mean you are one.

He explains, "We do not bring in celebrities simply for the sake of having celebrities."

Gotta step up your game and get a fursuit, Eliza. The furries will be watching ...

Taylor Swift and the weather in the Washington, DC area came together for an epic forecast ... if you're into combining flooding with "Shake it Off."

Mike Thomas, the weatherman for the local Fox affiliate, did his weather report Monday night -- just hours before Swift was scheduled to play in the area -- by quoting as many of her songs as he could.

The Game took a break from recording his latest album to get down to a really old school ‘80s beat.

Game busted out his best Rerun moves ... and his crew seemed kinda shocked at his skills. He definitely pops and locks like a pro, but says that's because he’s been practicing since he was 8.

They destroyed their competition on the court -- but there was one last match for Serena Williams and Novak Djokovic last night ... an all out disco dance battle!

It all went down at the Wimbledon champion's dinner in London --where the two were onstage being honored by a bunch of fancy Brits ... when the band began to play "Night Fever" by the Bee Gees.

There was some awkward disco pointing by Novak ... a valiant effort ... but in the end, IT WAS ALL SERENA!

Afterward, Williams tweeted ... "Wimbledon champions/ Clowns 😜 congrats @djokernole we brought back the dance!"

The new Miss USA, and one of the runners-up, sucked up to Oprah Winfrey ... BIG TIME -- demanding her face be slapped on the new $10 bill, even though she's lacking a major requirement ... DEATH.

The 5 finalists were all asked the same question -- who should grace the ten dollar when it's unveiled in 2020? Simple, right? Rosa Parks, Eleanor Roosevelt ... maybe a Betsy Ross?

Nope. Miss Oklahoma said she wishes it could be the big O, but Miss Maryland went all in! You've gotta see her ramble about Oprah and inspiration and ... stuff. Classic.

FYI, the Treasury says all candidates must be dead and represent democracy.

The only thing more entertaining all night was Miss Rhode Island talking political correctness. As an old southern woman would say, "Bless her heart."