The Situation Unimpressed by Obama Name-Drop

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The Situation isn't impressed by the fact Barack Obama knows who he is -- everybody does, and if you don't believe it just ask him.

The always humble "Jersey Shore" star in Miami was unimpressed that Obama name-dropped him at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.

Spencer Pratt -- In the Business of Guidos

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Spencer Pratt is dead set on capitalizing on the "Jersey Shore" craze -- TMZ has learned he's teamed up with Snooki's ex-boyfriend to lockdown a trademark on a Guido-themed energy drink ... seriously.

Pratt and Emilio Masella just acquired trademark rights on the name "Guid-o-Juice" -- for drink products ranging from energy-fueled concoctions to herbal remedies.

We're told Spencilio's first venture is "what's soon to be the most popular Guido energy drink in the world."

Spencer and Masellout already have a reality show in the works -- called "Fist Pumping for Love."

Pauly D & Vinny Soak Up the ... Ladies

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"Jersey Shore" tanned muscle stud Pauly D and his co-star Vinny basked underneath the glow of a bevy of bikini-clad, er, babes in Miami on Wednesday.

Let's hope these guys used protection or they may wake up with a nasty burn.

'Jersey Shore' Casting Cawl - Juicehead Roundup

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"Jersey Shore" producers just assembled the largest swarm of guidos since the Great North Atlantic Hair Gel Spill of 1878 -- and it was all in the hopes of finding the next Snooki or The Situation.

We're told 495 Productions -- the company behind "Jersey Shore" -- hosted a blowout (pun intended) casting call for Season 3 on Monday and Tuesday night at The Crazy Donkey on Long Island with WBLI ... even though a third season still isn't in the bag.

At least one of the guys in attendance was a huge tool ... as in Jordan Alexander from "Tool Academy 3" (the guy with the green star bandana).

Fitting.

Pauly D -- Ripped For Your Pleasure

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Before heading down to Miami to shoot the new season of "Jersey Shore," Pauly D wanted to make sure he had a lot of protection.

The GTL stud hit up a California drugstore and stocked up on magnum amounts of condoms.

Get a load of that basket.

Situation to Snooki: Get Back in My Mouth!

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For the third time (that we know of), The Situation and Snooki spent a few fleeting monogamous moments inside each other's mouths on Monday night while partying in South Beach.

The overly-tanned twosome locked lips -- and sunglasses -- while at Tantra Lounge.

No word on who felt more ashamed afterward.

Jwoww and Snooki -- Can You Feel It?

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Perhaps fueled on by the many giant drinks they consumed, "Jersey Shore" ladies Jwoww and Snooki each got to second base this weekend in Miami.

Those two are quite the handful.

Snooki & Situation: They Suck ... Face

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Snooki and The Situation swapped spit Monday night in Miami -- hours after news broke about Snooki's breakup ... and The Situation was spotted playing tonsil hockey with some other girl.

It all went down at Tantra nightclub -- one of the few Miami clubs that hasn't already banned the cast -- but we're told the Snooki-Situation lip-lock was just your standard DFM (dance floor makeout). Not to mention, they've sucked face before -- see Season 1.

No word if either one remembers it this time ... or cares to.

The Situation Takes One on the Kisser

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The Situation is back to his old "Jersey Shore" tricks and creepin' on chicks in Miami.

The 28-year-old inhaled the face of some girl who looked a bit like Jwoww on Monday.

Fortunately, wingman Pauly D didn't have to jump on any grenades this time.

Snooki -- My BF Wasn't Living in the Real World

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TMZ has learned the reason Snooki kicked her BF to the curb -- and it all has to do with his desire to be on another MTV reality show.

Sources close to the Snookster tell us the "Jersey Shore" star decided to drop her BF Emilio after he auditioned for "The Real World."

We're told Snooki was madly in love with the dude -- but was bothered by rumblings that he was using her for the fame. One source tells us when Emilio tried out for "RW" -- that was the final straw for the Snook.

We reached out to Emilio for comment -- he responded with the following email that will make your English teacher's head explode:

"All i kno is she was upset i tried out fornreal world nd left me a message sayin im single. Next i kno i wake up [Monday] morning and facebook says im single."

And if Facebook says it, then it must be so.

Snooki -- Back on the Market

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If you're interested in a faux Jersey Girl firmly planted in Miami, you're in luck -- Snooki dumped her boyfriend, sources tell TMZ.

We're told the "Jersey Shore" cutie believes her formerly favorite guido was cheating on her.

It's kinda like Jon and Kate ... only younger.

The Situation -- Not Too Big for Unemployment

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It seems The Situation had no faith in his future as a reality TV star, because after shooting Season 1 of "Jersey Shore" -- he filed for unemployment.

According to a document obtained by TMZ, The Sitch -- formally known as Mike Sorrentino -- filed for unemployment in New Jersey on October 25, 2009 ... "Jersey Shore" didn't premiere until December 3.

New Jersey then sent a Request for Separation Information form to the restaurant in Florida where Mike was last employed ... to verify that he was really terminated.

It's unclear if he actually received a check -- but seeing as how he's now pulling in a reported $10,000 an episode for Season 2, it appears his situation has greatly improved.

Gabourey Sidibe -- In a Parallel Universe

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A lot gets made out of Gabourey Sidibe's physical appearance. So we got to wondering, would she look better if she ...

The Situation -- Kickin' It in Miami

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"Jersey Shore" resident muscle head #1 The Situation enhanced his training regimen in Miami on Thursday ... with a high kick workout.

Now you know how he gets those lean and ripped abs.

MTV Nervous People Will Fight 'Jersey' Cast

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During season one of "Jersey Shore," people fought with the cast because of their winning personalities. Now MTV is worried people will pick fights with Snooki and company just to get on TV.

As they set to get ready to film again in New Jersey this summer, TMZ has learned the network has requested additional police presence for the cast. According to the Seaside Heights PD, MTV has requested between eight and ten off-duty officers -- the network would pick up the tab.

According to the shooting permit, they will be filming in the same house as season one and the shooting dates will be between July 1 and September 19.

'Jersey Shore' -- No More Grenades

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Sources connected to "Jersey Shore" tell TMZ there will be a big change in Season 2 -- no more grenades.

For those of you who think a grenade is either a weapon or small country in the Caribbean, it's actually an ugly chick who tags along with her hot friend. In Season 1, The Situation typically scored the hot chick, while Pauly D had to fall on the grenade.

We're told only hot chicks get to go back to the house in Miami -- such an honor.

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