The Situation What I Really Wanna Do Is Act ...

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The Situation has finally returned to the Northeast -- but he already knows where he wants to go next ... straight to the big screen!

As The Sitch got off his plane from Miami -- where he was just shooting Season 2 of "Jersey Shore" -- dude told us his next step is to "jump into film."

Hey, if Ashton Kutcher can make it ...

'Jersey Shore' Cast -- Fist Pumpin' with Enrique

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The cast of "Jersey Shore" will soon appear on MTV in a format rarely seen on the network these days -- a music video ... courtesy of Enrique Iglesias.

Sources close to "The Situation" tell TMZ that Snooki, Pauly D and the rest of the crew will spend today -- their last day in Miami -- on the set of the video for "I Like It."

The song, by Enrique Iglesias and featuring rapper Pitbull, appears on Enrique's new album as well as the "Jersey Shore" soundtrack.

Could get interesting ... especially because Pitbull won't hesitate to sock a douchebag in the face.

Cops Beef Up Protection for 'Jersey Shore' Crew

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The "Jersey Shore" producers have literally pulled out the big guns to keep their perma-tanned cast members safe when they return to Seaside Heights -- all thanks to the boys in blue.

TMZ spoke with Seaside Heights Chief of Police Thomas J. Boyd, who tells us 7-10 police officers will be assigned to the "Jersey" cast 24/7 during production. Last year, only one officer was assigned to the show.

The chief also tells us that a private security company has also been called in by the show to help keep things in order.

'Jersey Shore' Cast Done with Miami

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Snooki, Pauly D and the rest of the "Jersey Shore" crew are done terrorizing the beaches of Miami -- so they packed their bags and headed for the airport Saturday afternoon.

Considering TSA regulations on liquids in carry-on, we're guessing they checked their bags.

NKOTB or 'Jersey Shore'?

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While in Miami this weekend, Danny Wood of "New Kids on the Block" showed off his "Jersey Shore"-size jacked up muscles and tats.

The 41-year-old not only has the right stuff ... he also has his own situation going on.

'Jersey Shore' Porn Spoof Man, It's Gay

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If you thought the real "Jersey Shore" men were a little too cocky -- wait till you see the juiceheads in the gay porn parody.

TMZ has learned production just wrapped on the gay porn parody "Jersey Score"-- with Dean Coxx playing the lead role of "The Stimulation."

No word if all the stars are bonerfide Italians .. but one thing's for sure, there's plenty of salami to go around.

'Jersey Shore' Boys -- Ebony & Ivory 2010

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Like "guido" versions of Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder, "Jersey Shore" duo Vinny and Pauly D joined forces and proved what colorful characters they can be on the beach in Miami on Monday.

The GTL dudes know how to get shady.

'Sopranos' Star to Obama: Turn Off Jersey Shore!

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"Sopranos" star Steve Schirripa has a serious bone to pick with Barack Obama -- all because the Prez is watching "Jersey Shore!"

After ripping the reality cast for being "a different species of Italian," we asked Steve what he thought about Obama giving the "JS" crew a shout-out during the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner.

Let's just say ... Steve isn't too happy with The Prez -- check out the clip.

Snooki Takes a Shot to the Face ... from Jwoww

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"Jersey Shore" demure beauties Jwoww and Snooki celebrated Cinco de Mayo in Miami yesterday by using their mouths to pass a lime to each other after doing a tequila shot.

No word on who got the worm.

The Situation Unimpressed by Obama Name-Drop

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The Situation isn't impressed by the fact Barack Obama knows who he is -- everybody does, and if you don't believe it just ask him.

The always humble "Jersey Shore" star in Miami was unimpressed that Obama name-dropped him at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.

Spencer Pratt -- In the Business of Guidos

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Spencer Pratt is dead set on capitalizing on the "Jersey Shore" craze -- TMZ has learned he's teamed up with Snooki's ex-boyfriend to lockdown a trademark on a Guido-themed energy drink ... seriously.

Pratt and Emilio Masella just acquired trademark rights on the name "Guid-o-Juice" -- for drink products ranging from energy-fueled concoctions to herbal remedies.

We're told Spencilio's first venture is "what's soon to be the most popular Guido energy drink in the world."

Spencer and Masellout already have a reality show in the works -- called "Fist Pumping for Love."

Pauly D & Vinny Soak Up the ... Ladies

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"Jersey Shore" tanned muscle stud Pauly D and his co-star Vinny basked underneath the glow of a bevy of bikini-clad, er, babes in Miami on Wednesday.

Let's hope these guys used protection or they may wake up with a nasty burn.

'Jersey Shore' Casting Cawl - Juicehead Roundup

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"Jersey Shore" producers just assembled the largest swarm of guidos since the Great North Atlantic Hair Gel Spill of 1878 -- and it was all in the hopes of finding the next Snooki or The Situation.

We're told 495 Productions -- the company behind "Jersey Shore" -- hosted a blowout (pun intended) casting call for Season 3 on Monday and Tuesday night at The Crazy Donkey on Long Island with WBLI ... even though a third season still isn't in the bag.

At least one of the guys in attendance was a huge tool ... as in Jordan Alexander from "Tool Academy 3" (the guy with the green star bandana).

Fitting.

Pauly D -- Ripped For Your Pleasure

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Before heading down to Miami to shoot the new season of "Jersey Shore," Pauly D wanted to make sure he had a lot of protection.

The GTL stud hit up a California drugstore and stocked up on magnum amounts of condoms.

Get a load of that basket.

Situation to Snooki: Get Back in My Mouth!

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For the third time (that we know of), The Situation and Snooki spent a few fleeting monogamous moments inside each other's mouths on Monday night while partying in South Beach.

The overly-tanned twosome locked lips -- and sunglasses -- while at Tantra Lounge.

No word on who felt more ashamed afterward.

Jwoww and Snooki -- Can You Feel It?

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Perhaps fueled on by the many giant drinks they consumed, "Jersey Shore" ladies Jwoww and Snooki each got to second base this weekend in Miami.

Those two are quite the handful.