Miami

Selena Weber and Lauren Ashley brought several swimsuit options for their Miami trip ... and they keep revealing more about themselves with every outfit change.

The models have been hitting the beach for a few days now, and they hit everyone with a double shot of their backsides Tuesday ... especially Selena.

Scott Disick got a better vacay offer than hanging with Kourtney and the rest of the Kardashians -- and we got some awesome shots of said better offer.

Scott popped up in Miami on Monday with a very young looking hot chick ... on the beach and in the pool at the Setai Hotel. She's cheeky, for sure.

Just a couple days ago, Scott was chilling in Costa Rica with Kourtney and their kids. He even proudly posted a pic.

But obviously, there's only so long Disick can hang in that situation -- before returning to his natural habitat.

The Lord is back ... on the prowl.

Stitches learned karma's a bitch after parking in a handicap space, because cops busted him for gun and drug charges ... as he was backing out of the spot.

According to the police report, officers spotted the rapper's Porsche pulling out of a Miami Whole Foods lot Wednesday night. Cops immediately recognized Stitches from previous arrests -- he has a unique face -- and asked if he had a gun. He said no.

However, he did immediately hand over a rolled up, slightly burnt joint ... according to cops. When they searched the car, they found a Glock under his seat and 2 magazines of ammo. Cops say he apologized and said he thought they were asking if he had a gun ON him ... not IN his car.

Must've been a potent strain he was smoking.

Cops say they also found a mason jar filled with 39.2 grams of weed and one oxycodone pill, no prescription. He was booked for felony gun and weed possession.

Here we have 4 Victoria's Secret Angels in their natural habitat -- basking in the sun and getting a little closer ... while wearing the least amount of lingerie legally allowed in public.

Josephine Skriver, Sara Sampaio, Elsa Hosk and Lais Ribeiro got together for the shoot in Miami, and warmed up quickly for the task at hand.

Here's Bethenny Frankel trying her best to relax poolside in Miami.

Bethenny to friend: Does this bikini make my boobs fall out?

Friend: Yes.

Bethenny: Perfect.

Paris Hilton and vodka did NOT go well together for once when a spilled drink screwed up her DJ gig in Miami -- but at least the crowd got to watch her play handywoman.

P was doing a set at Wall for Art Basel, and just when she had the club jumping ... someone doused her laptop with booze!

She was cool about it at first, but check out Paris filling time and trying to direct repairs. Somehow they got it sorted out after about 10 minutes.

Taylor Swift ballyhooed her star power Tuesday night by calling up onstage most of the iconic stars in Miami.

Pitbull, Ricky Martin and Dwayne Wade joined Taylor and Wade paid the appropriate homage by presenting Swifty with her own lucky-numbered Heat jersey.

Back to Gloria Estefan ... what the ****?

Lil Wayne got dissed by Diddy's posse in Miami, and it came thiiis close to blowing up into a replay of Drake and Chris Brown's infamous bloody nightclub battle.

This time the drama went down in LIV Nightclub at the Fontainebleau Hotel on Sunday night. Sources in the club tell us Wayne walked over to say hello to Diddy, who was in a VIP booth next to the DJ.

The beef started when Diddy's security stopped Weezy and wanted to search his posse. We're told Wayne didn't take kindly to that ... ended up spilling his drink on a bodyguard, and then things escalated quickly -- with both posses shoving each other.

We're told Wayne and Diddy got in the middle of the fray, and there was a lot of yelling back and forth ... but ultimately cooler heads prevailed. They ended up shaking hands, walking away -- and, based on the vid in the club, having a great night.

Big difference from Diddy's run-in with Drake in LIV last year.

Shemar Moore engaged in some all-American guy fun -- flashing his sexy, rippling muscles on South Beach ... just long enough to get CRUSHED into the sand by another dude.

The "Criminal Minds" star kicked off his holiday early -- chilling with his cousin, who is such a MASSIVE slab o' man ... he tossed 6'1" Shemar around like a rag doll. A stupidly chiseled rag doll, but still ...

Lil Wayne doesn't want to record with Birdman anymore, but you can -- ON NEW YEAR'S EVE!!!! -- if you've got six-figures burning a hole in your pocket.

Yes ... for the low, low price of $100,000 ... you can purchase an incredible NYE party package that starts with you in the famed YMCMB studio in Miami Beach.

You'll get to record a song with Birdman himself ... in the same studio where Weezy and Drake lay down tracks. After that you'll really start living like a rap star -- because you and your entourage (up to 50 deep) will get into Cameo nightclub where you'll be treated to:

-- 50 bottle of Ace of Spades Champagne
-- 10 bottles of Don Julio 1942 Tequila
-- 10 bottles of Grey Goose Vodka
-- 5 Bottles of D’Usse VSOP Cognac

The bottles of Ace alone would you run you $50k ... so it's a pretty sweet NYE deal.

The coveted package is still up for sale. Just think of all the great Instagram pics you'd have ...

Justin Bieber has some gall ... having a better 4th than just about any true American ... knocking back a few cold ones on an enormous yacht.

Biebs ... was off the coast of Miami Beach -- shirtless of course -- drinking a frosty Corona on the bow of his rented luxury vessel.

Last time the pop star was in Miami Beach he was busted for DUI ... so this is a safe move unless Biebs takes the helm.

Enjoy your sparklers and frozen hot dogs this weekend.