The Situation's Abs -- Piece O' Cake

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"Jersey Shore" resident stomach flasher The Situation was presented with a birthday cake in the shape of his ripped, tan, hairless torso at Tenjune in NYC on Monday.

Who wants a taste?

Megan Fox -- Check Out My Wedding Ring!

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Decked out in gym gear -- Megan Fox and her new hubby Brian Austin Green gave their ring fingers a workout in Hawaii yesterday ... showing off their sparkly new wedding bands during a romantic afternoon stroll.

As we previously reported, the two tied the knot in a small, private ceremony at the Four Seasons on The Big Island sometime last week.

Cristiano Ronaldo -- Crotchety Little Man

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The World Cup has made Team Portugal's Cristiano Ronaldo a little touchy-feely.

The 25-year-old tanned futbol star is a pro at handling himself.

Megan Fox & Brian Green -- Rings and Bikini

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For the first time ever, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green rocked their wedding bands out in public yesterday ... and then immediately took them off so they could frolic on the beach in their skivvies.

As we previously reported, the couple tied the knot late last week on the Big Island of Hawaii in a small, private ceremony at The Four Seasons hotel.

Yesterday, both Brian and Megan were still soakin' up paradise -- check out all the beachy bikini pics for yourself.

Coco Hanging by a String

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Ice-T's wife Coco showed off all of her oiled up super sized curves, lady lumps and nooks & crannies in an itty bitty string bikini on the beach in Miami Monday.

She definitely loves her tan lines.

Naomi Campbell Hits a Rough Patch

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While usually no stranger to getting into hairy situations, supermodel Naomi Campbell's latest scandal is all about her bald spot.

During a photo shoot in NYC on Monday, the 40-year-old showed off what appears to be unbeweaveable hair loss.

Forget the headlines, this time she's ripped from the hairline.

Chef Gordon Ramsay Is That Guy Naked?

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While walking on the beach with his wife in St. Tropez on Monday, "Hell's Kitchen" host Gordon Ramsay got distracted by the backside of some guy bathing in the water ... nude.

The 43-year-old celebrity chef has an eye for rump roast.

Hot 'Twilight' Vamp Sucks Face

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"Twilight Saga: Eclipse" star Ashley Greene gave a little mouth-to-mouth action to some actor named Brock Kelly in L.A. this weekend.

Love bites.

Matt LeBlanc How You Doin'?

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It's a good thing Matt LeBlanc had a few friends with him in London last night -- or else he might not have made it home.

It clearly was not his day, his week, his month, or even his year.

Lindsay Lohan -- Rave Reviews

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Look how amazing Lindsay Lohan looks -- cute smile, sexy outfit, patented peace sign gesture. Oh, did we mention she's coming out of a rave!?!?!?

Lindsay was spotted last night leaving the Electric Daisy Carnival -- a two-day, anti-SCRAM electronic dance festival located in downtown Los Angeles.

Good luck blaming this one on tea or spray tanning.

Ryan, Redmond O'Neal Visit Farrah Fawcett's Grave

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On the one year anniversary of her death, Ryan O'Neal and son Redmond visited the grave of Farrah Fawcett at Westwood Village Memorial Park Cemetery yesterday.

Redmond was granted special leave from the Pasadena sober living facility where he is undergoing court-ordered drug rehab.

The anniversary of Farrah's passing was largely overshadowed yesterday by the one-year anniversary of the death of Michael Jackson.

RIP Farrah.

Mickey Rourke -- Buzzed in NYC

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Looking good ... for him, Mickey Rourke cut off his dead weave and showed off his shorter 'do with girlfriend Anastassija Makarenko in the West Village on Thursday.

Now all he needs is a proper fitting shirt.

Britney & KFed Reunite for Their Kids

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Britney Spears and her ex-husband Kevin Federline were under the same roof again ... to attend the preschool graduation of one of their boys in Reseda yesterday.

Whenever Brit and KFed get together it's a special occasion.

Michael Jackson's Kids -- Getaway to Hawaii

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On the eve of the anniversary of their father's death -- Michael Jackson's three children Prince, Paris, and Blanket spent the day on a beach in Maui.

As we previously reported, Katherine wants to bring the family back to Michael's hometown of Gary, Indiana for the actual anniversary tomorrow -- where they plan on honoring MJ's memory as a family.

Jason Bateman -- Out of Line at iPhone Event

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Jason Bateman stood in line with roughly 2,000 people hoping to take home the iPhone 4 today -- but his wait ended early, when one Apple employee plucked him out of line and escorted him in to the store.

It's unclear if Bateman took home the phone -- or if he was at the store for another reason -- but it didn't matter to the rest of the crowd, who shouted out some boos as the actor walked inside.

Apple had no comment.

MJ Fans Begin to Arrive at Cemetery

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The first group of Michael Jackson fans have just arrived to Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Glendale, California -- where MJ is entombed -- in preparation for the one year anniversary of the singer's death.

We're told the cemetery is expecting thousands of people to show up in the next 24 hours.

Forest Lawn officials tell us they're already preparing security efforts to keep the crowds under control.