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Bad news for the rest of us -- Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez are getting even more bronzed and beautiful than they already are.

The couple jetted off to the South of France, and boarded a yacht off Antibes for a day in the sun. J Lo wore a sexy, tiny crochet monokini, and A-Rod wore ... well, who really cares?

He did try some high diving off the deck, but the bigger point is they looked freakin' amazing while soaking up the R&R.

Don't worry, they applied plenty of SPF.

Looks like North West is down with Mom's new low-key approach to life, 'cause she got turnt for her 4th birthday party at a Ruby's Diner.

Yes, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West threw a family-only shindig Thursday evening in Calabasas. Grandma Kris Jenner and Kylie Jenner were there too, and looks like Nori opened gifts inside. She left with quite the haul, including a new bicycle.

We're told earlier in the day the family rented out Chuck E. Cheese's for North and friends.

Mom and Dad dressed down -- camo for Ye and sweats for Kim, but the bday girl definitely stole the show with a vintage Snoop Dogg tank.

It's not next season's 'Bachelorette' cast ... it's just Leo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire and Orlando Bloom kicking it in NYC. NBD.

We're used to seeing BFFs Leo and Tobey hang out, but Wednesday afternoon Orlando was suddenly part of the crew. No word where the trio was headed, but there's a good chance they had a trail of female fans following.

Tobey and Leo's group of friends have been known as the "P***y Posse" for years ... so adding Orlando is like the Golden State Warriors adding Kevin Durant.

Oh, the slaying they will do.

Jamie Foxx is enjoying the fruits of Shazam's labor -- 'cause why just cruise around L.A. in a Bugatti, when you can do it in a GOLD Bugatti?

Jamie and a female pal were seen driving around town in the highly conspicuous whip -- worth nearly $2 million bucks, and that's before the golden wrap job.

We knew his game show, "Beat Shazam," had a strong debut, but damn!

Man's got the golden touch right now, and he ain't afraid to flaunt it.

"Bachelor in Paradise" star DeMario Jackson certainly doesn't look like a man in the middle of a serious reality TV controversy.

DeMario was out with a bunch of his friends Tuesday night as the group hit up Saint & Second in Long Beach. He appeared pretty loose ... never mind the controversy surrounding him and co-star Corinne Olympios.

As we reported ... DeMario wants the pool sex video released because he feels he did nothing wrong.

Tobey Maguire's adorable kids have it good -- their dad was Spider-Man, and if he needs a time-out, Uncle Leo DiCaprio's right there on the spot.

Leo was all ears Tuesday as Tobey's 2 kids, Otis and Ruby, chatted him up during a stroll through Manhattan. Tobey's estranged wife, Jennifer Meyer, was there too. At first glance, ya might think -- this is weird, where's Tobey? He's there ... in the back of the group, taking a phone call.

Tobey's bff has remained a regular with this crew -- even after Jennifer and Tobey split last year. They all did dinner in L.A. recently with Leo's parents.

One big happy modern fam.

Bill Cosby is launching his defense in his sexual assault trial with one of his most powerful weapons ... his wife.

Camille Cosby walked arm-in-arm with her husband Monday as they entered the courthouse. Camille has been MIA for the entire first week of the trial. Conventional wisdom ... if you don't have a supporting spouse in the peanut gallery, it looks like you did something wrong.

Jay Z is jamming all the way down in Jamaica, and ya gotta wonder if pregnant Beyonce is waiting in vain ... back in L.A.

If ya missed the references -- Jay was spotted Friday in Kingston, where he was recording new music with Damian Marley ... in Bob Marley's legendary Tuff Gong Studio.

By most calendars, Bey should be within days of having the twins. Remember, Mathew Knowles recently told us she was "more than 2 weeks" away from popping -- and that was 3 weeks ago! So ... tick, tick, tick.

But Jay being a solid 6 hours away by private jet must mean the coast is clear ... for today, anyway.

Bottom line? Don't worry about a thing ...

Bill Cosby arrived to the courthouse Friday with comedian Joe Torry by his side, oblivious to the fact he dodged a fatal bullet courtesy of his own lawyers.

Cosby's attorneys had filed legal docs asking the judge to allow them to introduce evidence accuser Andrea Constand was gay. He bizarrely wanted to show the jury she deceived him ... suggesting he would not have had sex with her if he knew she was gay.

The prosecution claimed it was "victim shaming" and also violates Pennsylvania law which prohibits the use of evidence involving an alleged victim's sexual past.

The judge denied the defense motion, and unless we're missing something, the admission could have nailed Cosby's coffin shut.

Andrea Constand told cops she had a boyfriend when she was 14 and had sexual contact with a man when she was in her late 20's. That said, if she wasn't into guys, the prosecution could have destroyed Cosby's argument she consented to sexual contact with the comedian.

Halle Berry couldn't stomach rumors she was pregnant, so she let her stomach do the talking to prove she's not.

The 50-year-old actress was leaving Cecconi's restaurant in WeHo Thursday night ... baring just enough to throw shade on everyone who jumped to conclusions based on photos taken a few days ago.

As we reported, we confirmed Halle's not having another kid, but hey ... this is hard evidence.

Bill Cosby brought MORE celeb pals to court for day 4 of his sexual assault trial.

Cosby walked in with comedian Joe Torry and actor Lewis Dix Jr. Thursday, and the pals seemed very relaxed, even jovial -- despite serious allegations against Cosby.

Earlier this week, Cosby arrived at court locked arm-in-arm with Keshia Knight Pulliam ... and on Wednesday with another former co-star, Sheila Frazier.

Lady Gaga knows how to stick out -- at events, concerts and now ... on her film set, where her orange hair was hard to miss.

The usually blonde Gaga went carrot top on the "A Star Is Born" set this week. The Bradley Cooper-directed film was shooting Wednesday in L.A. ... and the ginger look is something new for the remake.

Gaga's role was previously played by Judy Garland and Barbra Streisand, neither of whom went red.

We looked ... Gaga's had orange hair before, so nothing new for her. Just a regular day at the office.

Joanna Krupa's out with the old and in with the new ... and PDA's in full effect.

The ex-'Real Housewives' star was game to suck face with restauranteur Nico Santucci during dinner Wednesday at Craig's in WeHo. Of course, Joanna just recently separated from her hubby, Romain Zago ... and she's quickly flipped into single lady mode.

Joanna and Nico were seen holding hands and getting cozy while dining with friends.

We got them on their way out ... and she's obviously enjoying her new chapter. Nico, on the other hand, seems to be less showy. He slipped away in a separate car.

Bill Cosby's wife was MIA from court for the 3rd consecutive day of his sexual assault trial, and it's standing out to the media ... and possibly the jury.

We checked, and Bill and Camille Cosby haven't been photographed together in public since April 26, when they walked separately into an NYC office building.

While Cosby has shown up for his trial in PA with 2 former co-stars this week -- Keshia Knight Pulliam on Monday, and Sheila Frazier on Wednesday -- Camille no-showing could hurt her husband's defense.

Fact is, in sexual assault cases, attorneys typically want the spouse of the accused to publicly show support. There are reports Camille will eventually be in court, but first impressions matter ... especially with juries.

Prince Harry's so damn beloved his suitors/subjects in Australia are getting more creative in their efforts to get his attention -- tea anyone? In the driving rain?

Harry's in Sydney for the Invictus Games launch event, and even a total downpour didn't stop women from flocking to see him with hot beverages and even cookies.

The dripping wet Prince still flashed his dashing smile through the storm. Even a 97-year-old woman busted out her umbrella to get a piece of Harry.

Rain or shine ... he's worth the trip.

Looks like the only support Selena Gomez is getting these days is from her bf, The Weeknd ... based on the braless shots of her leaving dinner in NYC.

They're in town for his shows at Barclays Canter, but did dinner Tuesday night at Carbone in the West Village. On the way out, the paps started snapping ... and the flashes turned her little black dress see-through. It's the curse of the LBD, really ... and Selena knows it well.

Sometimes in showbiz, there's accidental exposure ... and then there's Bella Thorne.