Lindsay Lohan -- Parlez-Vous Party Time?
Lindsay Lohan should've spent the last few nights trying to get her ass back to the U.S. -- here's what she was doing instead ...
TMZ obtained several photos showing LiLo fully immersing herself in the French party scene within the last few nights.
Hope she had a good time, 'cause she's gonna be paying for it -- courtesy of one tough Beverly Hills judge.
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Lindsay Lohan -- One if By Land, Two if By Sea
Lindsay Lohan is asking for it ... if and when she comes home from France, because the judge ain't gonna like what she's about to see.
Beverly Hills' flakiest probationee got off a yacht in Cannes this morning -- at around 7:30 AM to be specific ... after a night of partying.
Sources tell TMZ Lindsay has booked a flight that will take her back to L.A. tomorrow, but who knows if she'll actually board. We're told Lindsay is asking around for a private jet to ferry her home. So far, no one is biting.
Lindsay is scheduled to be in court on Monday at 8:30 AM -- but we're filing that under "Believe it when we see it."
UPDATE: Now this is the best. Sources tell TMZ Lindsay and her pal got stranded on the boat because a friend took off in their car. We're told Lindsay wanted to leave hours before and only went out because it was someone's birthday.
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Lindsay Lohan -- Land, Ho
Lindsay Lohan didn't let that little court hearing thing get in the way of her party plans last night -- instead, LiLo threw on some thigh high stockings and partied on a boat in Cannes.
On the other hand, she may have just been hunting for her passport ...
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Lindsay Lohan -- Another Late Night Collapse
Lindsay Lohan was up to her off balance tricks last night in Cannes -- stumbling and falling down to the ground on her way out of a party.
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Lindsay Lohan -- When in Cannes ...
... do as you do in every city you have ever been in.
Lindsay Lohan partied in Cannes on Sunday night, seen here leaving a restaurant called La Colombe d'Or.
Don't think they serve French food in L.A County jails.
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Betty White Late Night Party Girl
Not only did Betty White manage to stay up until 1am to host 'SNL' -- the golden girl even had the energy to hit up the afterparty.
Betty showed up to Doc's Steakhouse in NY after her hosting gig -- and partied it up with the "Saturday Night Live" crew into the wee hours of the morning.
White seemed to make one hell of an impression on the SNL cast -- who had nothing but the greatest things to say about Betty after the show.
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Jamie Foxx -- Bikini Two-Hand Touch
While at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino's Rehab pool party in Las Vegas last weekend, Oscar-winning actor Jamie Foxx grabbed some new parts ... specifically a chick's booty and breasts.
The 42-year-old -- who did we mention has won an Oscar? -- may have to blame it on the a a a a a alcohol.
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Dirk Nowitzki Ties One On after Playoff Loss
Dallas Mavericks star Dirk Nowitzki knows how to lose the bitter taste of defeat -- simply knock back a bottle of tequila two days after getting knocked out of the NBA playoffs.
Dirk stuck out like a sore thumb Saturday night at LIV nightclub in Miami -- where the 7-footer was photographed drowning his sorrows while towering over several intrigued woman.
Just like tequila ... getting knocked out in the first round of the playoffs can be hard to swallow.
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Lindsay Lohan -- 7AM Walk of Shame
Lindsay Lohan emerged from a Hollywood Hills home (not her own) at 7am today -- five hours after leaving her post alcohol ed Cinco de Mayo party -- but according to her, she didn't pull an all-nighter.
Linds -- who was still wearing the same clothes as the night before -- says she caught a few z's at the house ... but she didn't say exactly how many.
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Oprah Parties Like a Rap Star
Oprah Winfrey let her hair down and threw her hands up as she partied with the likes of Diddy, Usher, and Pharrell at an afterparty for the MET Gala in NYC on Monday.
Vogue editrix Anna Wintour and Katy Perry were also among the party crew spotted in the pics posted on Pharrell's blog -- as for Stedman, he was nowhere to be seen.
Ain't no party like an Oprah party.
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Lindsay Lohan -- Post Alcohol Ed Partying
Hours after Lindsay Lohan attended her alcohol education class, she was out again -- and this time didn't head home until around 2:30 AM.
Lohan was at Las Palmas in West Hollywood last night, where she told us her class "was good, thank you." She also has said she's "been up to par" with classes and has "about 5 left."
For her sake, it better have been -- as we previously reported, Linds hasn't attended the required number of classes as part of DUI probation and the judge could throw her in jail because of it.
Her next progress report is May 20.
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Rachel Uchitel -- Bar-Hopping in L.A.
Rachel Uchitel flew from Cabo to L.A. yesterday .... to deny, on camera, that she tried to extort David Boreanaz or anyone else out of money -- but, first things first ... girl's gotta party.
The pilgrim of mistresses hopped between Las Palmas, Chateau Marmont and Sunset Tower with a gal pal and mystery dude.
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Lindsay and Mom Party Before Deposition
Lindsay Lohan is clearly in a better place now that her mom is in town -- actually, it's the same ol' place ... the Chateau Marmont where mother/daughter partied until 2 AM today.
If Lindsay made a beeline for home, she might get 5 or 6 hours of sleep before her deposition this morning ... if she doesn't appear this morning it will be her 3rd no-show and she'll probably lose the case.
Lindsay is being sued by passengers in a car who claim they were held hostage by LiLo during a crazy, drunken ride down Pacific Coast Highway in 2007.
Dina Lohan flew with Lindsay
yesterday to make sure she showed up this AM. Right.
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NBA Star Loves His Beer Pong
Minnesota Timberwolves star Kevin Love isn't just a ferocious competitor on the basketball court
-- dude takes his beer pong pretty seriously too.
The Timberwolves big man -- who's of legal drinking age by the way -- hit up his uncle Mike's crib (yes, Mike Love....lead singer of the Beach Boys)... and whipped out the booze, solo cups and ping pong balls recently.
Here's the rub -- while Love is usually a pretty good shot on the court, we're told his team lost on the table ... 'cause Love couldn't nail down the range.
Still, our source says Love was a good sport -- and even cracked another beer with his opponents after the game.
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Lindsay Lohan Parties Til 5 AM
Lindsay Lohan said last night on KIIS-FM in LA, "It's not a crime to go and have fun with your friends. I actually haven't been out in over a week." And then she partied until 5 AM.
Take a look at Lindsay at the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood, just one stop last night on a clubbing tour that took her to the W Hotel in Hollywood, where we're told she left at 5.
By the way ... Lindsay was partying at Chateau Marmont over the weekend.
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Danny DeVito Caught in a Topless Trance
65-year-old Danny DeVito rocked his entire face off at a techno-trance concert at the Coachella music festival -- fist pumpin' like crazy in a sea of crazed fans ... and topless people.
It all went down during the Deadmau5 show -- where Danny fist pumped like he was on an episode of "Jersey Shore" ... and the guys at Newestra.com caught it all on camera.
Just watch the damn video already -- it's awesome.