Party All The Time

Charlie Sheen has returned from Colombia -- and TMZ has learned, he's now on a mission to save his kids ... after mommy Brooke Mueller was arrested for cocaine possession last week.

Sources close to the couple tell TMZ, Brooke had custody of the 2-year-old twins the night of her arrest -- leaving them in the care of a nanny while she went out clubbing.

Brooke and the kids are currently on their way back from Aspen now -- but we're told, Charlie plans to take care of them as soon as they're home ... and Brooke's parents will help.

According to sources, Brooke's going to take some time for herself while she tries to "get better."

Brooke has struggled with substance abuse issues for years -- and most recently sought addiction help at an alternative treatment facility in Mexico.

Pamela Anderson took her sexy mother-of-two lady bits to Mexico and shook her booty -- and weave -- at a Playboy event on Thursday.

Snoop Dogg partied his face off with a Michael Jackson impersonator in Vegas this weekend and ... HOLY CRAP THAT CHICK JUST PULLED HER LEG OVER HEAD!!!

Snoop was surrounded by an army of super-flexible lingerie-clad models at Gallery nightclub at the Planet Hollywood -- but don't worry, his wife was there too.

With her hair and makeup looking on point, Lindsay Lohan didn't let the fact that she has to turn herself into jail by November 9th to serve her 30 day minute sentence stop her from hitting the "J.Edgar" after party at the Roosevelt in Hollywood last night.

Marc Anthony doesn't need J.Lo to have a good time ... 'cause dude seemed to be having a blast in Costa Rica this week while some chick planted a big, fat kiss on his cheek.

Anthony -- who separated from his baby mama back in July -- threw a HUGE party a few days ago to launch his new TV show ... a Latin singing competition called "¡Q’Viva! The Chosen," which is set to debut in early 2012.

We're told Marc got behind the DJ booth for a while a spun a couple of records -- and later took a couple of cozy pictures with a woman named Dianna Perez, who's part of the crew.

One night after celebrating her 31st birthday in New York City, Kim Kardashian -- along with hubby Kris Humphries, sister Khloe, brother-in-law Lamar Odom, and BFF Mark Ballas -- brought the party to Marquee nightclub in Las Vegas.

Everyone who was anyone hit Studio 54 in NYC last night for a special ONE NIGHT reopening of the club that defined the '70s ... athletes (retired), porn stars (retired), rockers (ok, still awesome).

With stars like Keith Richards, Susan Lucci and Clive Davis ... the only white stuff on the tables this time around was probably metamucil.

The event was sponsored by Sirius XM Radio -- and everyone who rolled in and out of the place told us the party kicked ass.

Smokin' hot Eva Longoria had the crowd fired up at a Vegas nightclub this weekend, thinking they were about to get a private dance show ... instead they got an eyeful of George Lopez.

Here's what went down ... Eva was partying at Club Nikki at The Tropicana in Vegas Saturday night after hosting a charity fundraiser for Latino children with cancer.

Chris Brown and Bow Wow don't take their hard-earned money for granted -- and to prove just how seriously they take their finances ... the rappers dropped $5,000 a pop on MULTIPLE strippers last week.

Bow and Breezy let loose at the King of Diamonds strip club in Miami last Wednesday -- the largest strip club on the planet -- buying untold bottles of booze for their entourage ... and lining the floor with singles.

Sources at the club tell TMZ, at least three dancers walked away with $5,000 in tips ... each.

Sporting his finest Nike tracksuit and New Balance sneakers, Denzel Washington hit up an Atlanta nightclub this weekend -- proving once and for all, dress codes are for poor people.

Denzel didn't drink a drop -- but sources at Reign nightclub tell TMZ, the actor picked up a $5,000 tab for his pals -- who put down 5 bottles of Ciroc vodka, 5 bottles of Don Julio, and 5 bottles of Moët Rosé.

It doesn't matter that his team was eliminated from the MLB playoffs in one of the most epic September slides in baseball history -- Boston Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon went out this weekend and partied his face off anyway!!!

Papelbon -- who reportedly made $12 mil in 2011 -- hit up Bourbon Street in New Orleans with some buddies Friday night.

In case you missed it, Pap's Sox blew 18 of their final 24 games ... and were shockingly eliminated from the playoffs two weeks ago when they lost the last game of the regular season.

Who needs the World Series when you've got a fistful of beads?

Tom Cruise was called out ... CHALLENGED ... on the dance floor at the wedding of a BILLIONAIRE'S SON -- but after the clash ... only one man walked away victorious.

Tom and Katie were in Palm Springs this weekend celebrating the wedding of Sandy Modic and David Ellison.

David is the executive producer on "Mission Impossible -- Ghost Protocol" ... and also happens to be the the son of Oracle CEO Larry Ellison ... the 3rd richest man in the United States.

Tom was just hangin' out when one of Ellison's friends declared DANCE WAR ... and Tom accepted.

So, we gotta ask ...

Reggie Bush hit an L.A. hotspot last night ... partying like he just won the Super Bowl -- problem is, his winless Miami Dolphins JUST had their asses handed to them by the San Diego Chargers.

Bush was spotted at XIV in Hollywood around 10PM last night -- gripping a Corona while go-go dancers in body paint danced their faces off and people wearing glowsticks ... did whatever it is that people wearing glowsticks do.

Roughly six hours before the party, Bush wrapped up another lackluster performance on the field ... rushing for a mere 50 yards during a 26-16 loss in San Diego.

For the record, Bush is a grown-ass man and can do whatever the hell he wants in his downtime -- but it's a questionable move for a guy who's been HEAVILY criticized for playing like crap this season.

TMZ placed multiple calls to Reggie's agent for comment -- so far, no response.

Rapper Jim Jones dropped $20,000 at a NYC nightclub last weekend -- buying 32 bottles of champagne ... and after that, dude hooked up his server with a PHAT ASS tip ... TMZ has learned.

The "We Fly High" rapper took over Greenhouse on Saturday night to throw a little birthday shindig for a good friend ... and apparently, money was no object.

Jim ordered 32 bottles of Moet Nectar Rose champagne -- totaling around $20k -- and after he was all bubbled out, he stacked on an extra $6,000 as a tip.

We spoke with Jones ... who tells us "We did 32 bottles because it was my man's bday, and where he's from you pop a bottle for every year of your birth, and that's exactly what we did for him."

Jennifer Lopez was single and ready to mingle last night in Las Vegas, hitting up PURE nightclub in Caesars Palace.

You never know where Jim Carrey is going to turn up next these days -- this weekend, it was on stage at a bar in New York City singing the classic Smashing Pumpkins song, "Bullet With Butterfly Wings."