Pornography

No one wants a piece of Farrah Abraham and the proof is in the sales of her DNA ... at least according to a rep for a company that just fired her.

Celebrity Gene put Farrah's liquified DNA inside a necklace and put it on the market four months ago with part of the proceeds going to charity, but claims NOT ONE PERSON purchased the stuff.

We obtained the scathing letter CG's publicity company, ZTPR, fired off severing ties with the "Backdoor Teen Mom." It says Farrah "would much rather talk about your female body parts in order to generate more profits for yourself" rather than charity.

Translation: Farrah promotes the hell out of sex toys (molded from her body parts), but does nothing to promote the DNA necklace.

Por ejemplo ... the PR co. couldn't resist referencing this classic from Farrah: "Another one of my absolute favorites is my full on vibrating p***y and ass molded from my very own body." Classy.

Moving forward, CG says it's cutting all ties with Farrah. Instead, ALL future profits will go to the charity she chose, Operation Underground Railroad.

Now if only someone would buy one of these things.

MLB slugger David Ortiz may finally get his X-rated wish ... in the form of a REAL $100,000 SEX TAPE OFFER ... after Big Papi revealed that he's always wanted a secret career as a porn star.

A third year law student is taking on Facebook in court, claiming the social network made him look like a sex-crazed maniac.

Franco Caraccioli claims someone created a fake profile under the name Franco Caracciolijerkingman and packed it with pornographic images.

Franco says he caught wind when the fake account blasted him and all his buddies with friend requests.

He says he was super embarrassed and contacted Facebook, demanding they 86 it. Facebook sent him an email saying they found nothing wrong with the profile because it's in-line with Facebook community standards.

According to Franco, it was belatedly taken down, but only after he threatened legal action.

But that's not enough for Franco. He's suing Facebook for more than $1 million, and he's repping himself.

Coco Brown, the first porn star to book a trip into space, says she was attacked by Grammy winning producer Tom Elmhirst and now she wants him arrested.

Brown says she went to visit a male friend last week, who was also a friend of Tom's. She says she left and went to meet up with Tom at a restaurant.

According to her police report, Tom -- who's worked with Amy Winehouse and Adele -- flew into a jealous rage, shoving her into the street and threatening to kill her. Cops showed up but neither wanted to talk. Apparently Coco had a change of heart because 3 days later she filed a police report.

We reached out to Tom but he didn't want to talk.

Jesse Jane has a message for all the haters who still think she was drunk when she passed out in Vegas ... take a date rape drug and see what happens to you.

TMZ posted video of the porn star Tuesday in a stupor on the Vegas Strip.

Jesse is extremely upset by Internet users, whose comments include:

- "Tequila is no bueno, that's what u call white girl wasted."

- "It's hard to hold your liquor when you have no soul."

- "Just leave her on her back, that when she's most comfortable."

Jesse's now hurling back at all the trash talkers.

Porn star Jesse Jane says what looked like a case of her getting wasted Tuesday in Las Vegas was really the result of her getting roofied.

A rep for Jesse says she slammed 2 shots at a bar inside a Vegas hotel … problem is she got them from a stranger. Soon after, Jesse and her friends left the bar and she passed out cold on the Vegas Strip, which was when the video was shot.

Friends managed to get her back to her hotel room where she recovered. Jesse believes she was drugged because she woke up not remembering much, feeling weak and vomiting.

This is not the way you typically see porn legend Jesse Jane on her back -- she got so blasted in Las Vegas, she fell unconscious on a sidewalk in the middle of the day.

According to witnesses, 35-year-old Jesse was with a small group of friends on Tuesday when she went down across the street from Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino ... shortly after 1 PM.

You can tell from the video, Jesse is completely unresponsive. In other words ... her fun day in Vegas just took a turn for the worse. MUCH worse. We're told her friends eventually stopped trying to wake her up, and just carried her away.

It's a Ronda Rousey fantasy come true -- for UFC and porn fans alike -- and TMZ Sports has the first look at "Ronda ArousMe" ... the highly anticipated porn parody of the champ.

The good folks at Burning Angel won't say when they'll have a full release of the XXX film ... so, soak this up. It features Ronda taking on foes like Miesha Taint. Awesome porn wordplay, right?

It's also got tons of MMA action and some dialogue ... not that you care.

FYI -- Burning Angel is NOT the company that made the muti-million dollar offer for the real Ronda to do a porn, but since she'll NEVER actually do that -- this is as close as you're gonna get.

Hands where we can see 'em, please.

Ronda Rousey is finally getting a chance to put on spandex tights and a bustier to bring a comic book badass to life -- but she won't be in the outfit too long, since the movie is a XXX film.

Kylie Jenner should snatch the $10 million to do a sex tape and never look back ... because no less a XXX authority than Larry Flynt Jr. says that's way more than she's worth on the open porn market.

The Hustler king was at Craig's Thursday night ... and we asked about the offer Vivid Entertainment has on the table for the 18-year-old to go all "Kim K. Superstar."

Larry laughs off the ass-tronomical figure, but does admit there's a market for Kylie -- and floats a hypothetical offer for her to do the nasty for Hustler.

Kylie Jenner is getting flooded with 7-figure offers ... to do porn.

TMZ has learned Vivid Entertainment has already fired off a letter to the freshly-minted adult, offering her a $10 million deal for a video featuring her and Tyga. Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch writes, "Kim's sex tape helped launch her career and would be nothing but positive for you."

Vivid has some stiff competition. BangYouLater sent its own written overture, offering $1.8 million up front, saying, "This event will make you even more famous than either Kim K or Paris Hilton."

BangYouLater is banking on a good performance by Tyga, writing, "Your scene must be at least 22 minutes in length."

Digital Playground is making a different pitch, claiming it produces the biggest porn movies in the biz, and asking Kylie to become its front woman. The company writes, "Now that you are of legal age, we would like to offer you the opportunity to be Digital Playground's Brand Ambassador!"

They also would like her to do porn: "We know you'll be great at this and with your banging body to match, maybe you'll be interested in becoming an adult star yourself! Join DigitalPlayground.com and be welcomed into a new, hornier family."

So many offers to juggle.

The WWE just made a XXX-sized oops ... by naming a group of their Divas after a hardcore porn series -- which likely directed their fans toward the wrong kind of pile drivers.

During "Monday Night Raw," WWE unveiled Submission Sorority -- the new official team name for sexy Divas ... Paige, Becky, and Charlotte. Sure, it's a badass name ... but an Internet search for the team points you to tons of links for a porn series called HazeHer, produced by BangBros.

Social media went nuts after 'Raw' -- some people thought it was hilarious, but others were pissed kids could be exposed to porn.

BangBros traffic analyst Delilah Mcginnis says their web traffic shot up 56% overnight, and they saw a 35% rise in subscriptions.

Not shockingly, we're told the porn co. plans to send Vince McMahon a 'thank you' gift basket -- God only knows what will be in it.

Karlie Redd must be gunning for fans of a particular porn fetish -- at least according to another 'Love & Hip Hop' star who says she's just too damn old to be having sex on camera.

Sincere Show ... from 'L&HH Hollywood' ... has heard all about Karlie's offer to get down and dirty for Vivid. She hasn't decided yet if she's gonna do it -- so he decided to give Karlie some advice.

Sincere's take is no-holds barred, hysterical ... and a little ageist. Karlie's official age is -- she doesn't have one. 'L&HH' fans estimate her range to be from 37 to 49.

A piece of Farrah Abraham can be yours … and we’re not talking about her ass -- the backdoor teen mom has put her DNA on the market.

Abraham's partnered with Celebrity Gene, a company that liquefies the DNA of celebrities -- usually extracted from hair -- and puts it in a vial you can wear around your neck. Very Angelina Jolie circa 2001.

The jewelry vials go for $99, and it’s mostly for a good cause because 50% goes to the charity of the celeb's choice – in Farrah’s case, it's Operation Underground Railroad, which helps rescue kidnapped children from slavery.

We're told Abraham's also banking a 10% cut from sales ... in addition to the roughly $30,000 she got upfront for the DNA sample.

Abraham has a history with the double helix … she tells TMZ a positive paternity test changed her life and "created a better future" (aka Social Security benefits) for her daughter.

Abraham joins the ranks of Michael Jackson, Princess Diana, Elvis and Al Capone, who also have DNA for sale via the site ... so pick wisely.

Karlie Redd has proven she's cool with showing off her assets, but now she's got an offer to go pro ... by starring in a XXX production.

We've seen the letter Vivid Entertainment sent to the "Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta" star ... offering her a chance to shoot two sex scenes.

If she accepts, Karlie's guaranteed $25k, but the real money comes on the back-end. We're told she has the possibility of making over six figures, because as the folks at Vivid know (Kim K, Courtney Stodden, Mimi & Nikko, Farrah Abraham) celeb sex tapes tend to be profitable.

Karlie will have to go all in though. The offer requires her to follow in Farrah's -- umm, footsteps ... with a backdoor scene.

We're told she's seriously considering it ... so get your credit cards ready.

Farrah Abraham has to get something off her chest about Mackenzie McKee’s C-cup campaign -- buy your own boobs!

Our photog spotted Farrah sipping cocktails at the Mondrian Hotel in LA and asked about her fellow "Teen Mom" alum's breast implant fundraiser. McKee's asking for contributions toward her $5k boob job on MyFreeImplants.com. Last we looked she raised around $25.

Farrah threw some serious shade on Mackenzie, saying she's a mooch.