Stars In Heat

Serena Williams took a well-deserved break after winning the U.S. Open, relaxing on a beach in Miami with Eva Longoria over the weekend.

Nicki Minaj attempted to erase the bizarre butt cheeks image Friday night in France ... by flashing a whole lotta underboob.

Minaj hit up Club 79 in Paris after a surprise appearance at Beyonce's concert ... and it was clear the singer was trying her best to distract the attention away from her ass ... for once.

In case you missed it ... N.M. performed at the "Fashion Rocks" event Tuesday in NYC and during the gig photogs snapped an awkward shot of her glutes.

"Shahs of Sunset" star Mercedes Javid sees nothing wrong with shamelessly washing her car for a photo op ... declaring, "F*** the drought!"

Javid was out Tuesday night at Bootsy Bellows in West Hollywood and she's clearly wasted. When our photog asked about the car wash pics, her reasoning was compelling, we say sarcastically.

Be sure to watch til the very end if you want to see more of MJ than perhaps should be allowed.

Paris Hilton probably gets hit on all the time ... but it's rare when a homeless lays the mack down.

Paris was leaving Tao restaurant in NYC when she stopped to give some cash to a homeless guy -- and that's when the dude saw his chance to spit some game.

He kissed her. He smooth-talked her. He asked her out on a date.

And for the record ... she didn't exactly say 'No.'

The Miss Bumbum Brazil contestants have the most awesome way to celebrate reaching one million votes in the competition -- they've released a lingerie photoshoot to say thanks.

Online voting will determine 15 finalists from the 27 chicks vying for this year's title ... and the finalists will duke it out in Sao Paulo in November.

This year's contestants include a Megan Fox look-alike, a pair of twins, and a 39-year-old woman, who is apparently the oldest contestant they've ever had.

It's back-to-school season which means Summer is officially over -- but before you go and buy pumpkin flavored EVERYTHING... take a magical trip through the last few months and soak up all the sexiest pics to hit social media.

Mercedes Javid paid homage to Denise Richards' character in 'Wild Things' by squeezing into a micro thong swimsuit for a very soapy and public car wash/cry-for-attention.

M.J. shamelessly posed while putting a shine on her Volkswagen SUV in L.A. -- even though the city's in the midst of severe drought.

She's been very open about her dramatic weight loss over the last year, which she chalks up to a healthy appetite for sex.

Still ... washing a car is a pain in the ass.

Rihanna struck a few fantastic poses -- standing, sitting and kneeling -- on a standup paddle board in Italy over the weekend.

Tyson Beckford and ex-girlfriend Shanina Shaik reunited at the U.S. Open this week, a month after her brief dalliance with Justin Bieber ... that led to Beckford giving us one of the greatest quotes ever.

As you'll recall ... Bieber and Shaik were photographed together in July hanging out on a yacht in Ibiza and when we asked Tyson about it last week ... he absolutely DESTROYED Biebs with an epic one-liner.

Game, set, match.

Call him Shaquille O'NEILL ... 'cause the retired NBA Big Man hit the ocean hard in Florida this week ... with his super hot girlfriend by his side -- and TMZ Sports has the pics.

Shaq and Laticia Rolle were spotted in Cocoa Beach, FL on Tuesday by Louis Barr Photography ... splashin' around on the beach like a couple of teenagers.

FYI -- Shaq and Laticia have been hangin' out a lot this summer ... probably safe to say they're dating.

Dr. Gerard Butler displayed his vast knowledge of the female anatomy ... by administering a mammogram in a public parking lot.

Butler was in Malibu this week with an unidentified smoke show when he started exploring inside her bikini balloons -- following up with a tush grab.

NBA superstar J.R. Smith had one hell of an entourage last night -- rollin' into a NYC hotel with a group of BADONKS who would give Nicki Minaj a run for her money.

Seriously ... so much ass.

L.A. Dodgers star Matt Kemp took advantage of his day off yesterday and hit the Hollywood club scene -- only to drive off with two hot ladies ... one of which was an absolute smokeshow.

TMZ Sports has the footage showing the Dodgers outfielder bee-lining to a waiting SUV outside of DBA nightclub ... followed by a modestly dressed woman who got into the passenger seat ... and another woman dressed in some Daisy Dukes and a tiny top who got into the back.

Chris Brown says he's back with Karrueche because she finally realized he did NOT have sex on a St. Tropez yacht.

The on-again-off-again couple is now on again ... and Chris says it's because Karrueche now realizes he was telling her the truth when he said he was not having sex with anyone else.

Sources close to Karrueche tell us ... he was frantically texting and calling her -- more than 20 attempts a day -- to acquit himself, but she ignored him.

We're told Saturday ... Karrueche showed up at Chris' celebrity flag football game to talk it out ... which they did, and she believes him.

As for the whole yacht thing ... there definitely was smoke ... he was on the vessel cavorting with several women, including one of Karrueche's close friends.

Joe Jonas had a small celebration for his 25th birthday in Las Vegas ... with two tiny strippers and David Copperfield. We'll explain ...

Joe hit up a Copperfield show at the MGM Grand where he got pulled up on stage and David asked him when he last got laid. Joe said it's been about a month ... the crowd loved it.

The main event went down Saturday at Beacher's Madhouse ... where Joe was once again called up on stage. But instead of a magician, he was entertained by two little people strippers ... a mini Miley Cyrus and a girl who holds the distinction of being one of the smallest strippers in the world.

We're told the Beau Joie Champagne was flowing ... along with several bottles of Casamigos Tequila sent over by George Clooney.

Antonio Banderas is single and ready to mingle ... and he zeroed in on an attractive woman while partying in St. Tropez over the weekend.