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Gwyneth Paltrow is now the "World's Most Beautiful Woman" ... and while we might not agree with the pick -- okay, definitely don't -- we also think GP doesn't deserve all the blame for jacking the title.

Some, but not all.

Justin Bieber should be locked up -- not for the tour bus pot drama -- but for the ridiculous onesies he and Lil Za flaunted while getting on that bus. And we thought the Hammer pants were bad ('cause they were).

Mark Wahlberg's offer to reunite with the Funky Bunch is even more impressive when you realize he'd be sharing the stage with a guy named "Hector the Booty Inspector." Heart o' gold ... that Marky Mark.

Former Philadelphia Eagles QB and soup pitchman Donovan McNabb was put to the test -- when asked to name the best soup of all-time. Get ready ... for the first (and probably last) Soup-er Bowl!

Two bars are always better than 1 ... especially when they look like Bar Refaeli and "Pain & Gain" stripper Bar Paly. So, the only real question here is -- who will be objectified more in this video?

Former "Baywatch" star Nicole Eggert absolutely destroyed her back on that diving show "Splash" -- but based on the pics of her injuries ... her nearly naked butt came out perfectly fine. Very fine.

"Hunger Games" star Leven Rambin got screwed out of all that sequel money -- thanks to the damn tracker jackers -- but got sweet revenge with a new gig ... that doesn't involve fighting off oversized wasps.

With Blake Griffin and the L.A. Clippers heading into the NBA Playoffs, one question MUST be answered! Or so our camera guy thought, "Hey, ask a stupid question ..."

Kevin Hart's never shied away from a good ol' fashioned racism joke -- but even he was stumped by Mexican Barbie. What? Stick a chihuahua under a doll's arm and everyone gets bent outta shape!

Brooke Shields is here to save your sex life by revealing which piece of furniture is best for getting busy -- love seats or recliners? Dim the lights ... your living room's about to get way sexier.

Rapper Big Sean knows all about bass and treble -- but can he hang with the homie Pythagoras? Yeah, it's about to get all mathy up in here. Confused? Ok, we're going to rap about math.

Rachel Bilson's undercover asset was exposed on a Caribbean beach -- and now her immaculate butt is finally getting the attention it so richly deserves. Cue the applause ...

Kim Kardashian perving out on her 17-year-old sister Kendall Jenner's bikini body is definitely creepy -- but there's money in them thar underage hills ... and Kim knows how to mine it.

'Parks and Rec' star Adam Scott's name just got hijacked -- by Adam Scott, the Aussie who won The Masters, and gave women everywhere a reason to give a crap about golf ... and his club.

DMX tore the roof off Madison Square Garden -- but before anyone could say the Ruff Ryder was back for good ... the haterade started flowing. Clean up on aisle 4, X! Grrrr ...

How did Halle Berry's pregnant belly go from baby bump to bustin' out in just a few days? It's simple -- popcorn! Umm ... we'll let the little guy who knows zero about birthing babies explain that one.