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Noah Wyle's trip to the Congo couldn't possibly be as interesting -- or horrifying -- as the African tale Harvey shared with the newsroom. Now, if we could just prove Harvey's story really happened.

Anthony Weiner raised eyebrows when he was spotted with a mysterious box ... so we put "Inspector Dax" on the case -- along with his new sidekick, "Gumshoe Levin."

Superman is going through serious changes -- ditching Lois Lane and his classic red briefs -- but gaining in one area that proves he's still the Man of Steel ... BIG TIME!

The only thing USC tailback Marc Tyler was running after a night out in Hollywood was his mouth -- 'cause dude dropped killer jokes about Kim Kardashian ... and Trojans getting paid. LOL ... ?

O.G. planker Tom Green has a new stupid activity for you to post all over the Internet -- it's called "coning" and it's way cooler since it requires eating ice cream. Hell ... even Harvey's doing it!

We know Jack Bauer, aka Kiefer Sutherland, could save L.A. from a nuclear threat during "carmageddon" -- but how about special agent Levin? Feel the burn.

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller's secret reunion was blown wide open ... thanks to "Inspector Dax" uncovering a major clue written all over their chests. Give that man a theme song!

700-pound Internet vixen Donna Simpson has one goal in life -- become the fattest women who ever lived. As a bonus ... she also just made NY Giants running back Brandon Jacobs feel silly for saying he's fat.

Jon Voight had a little trouble figuring out one of those newfangled credit card parking meters -- but he's not the only one struggling with 21st Century technology ... right, Harv?

"Harry Potter" star Rupert Grint may be the last of a dying breed -- because redheads are supposedly going the way of the dinosaurs -- but one "ginge" TMZ staffer plans to make the most of the dire situation.

Singer Jason Derulo wanted to play Jimi Hendrix in an upcoming movie -- and Harvey saw Jimi in concert back in the '60s! That's so cool ... someone just HAD to flex his pecs to celebrate.

Oprah Winfrey is one of the richest, most powerful women in the history of the world -- so imagine getting freaky with her!! Ok ... that's long enough ... unless you're like one opportunistic TMZ staffer.

Jennifer Aniston allegedly got some dude tossed off the set of a movie ... and now he's living on the streets?! Welcome to Hollywood ... where even the homeless are pitching outrageous stories.

Shaq's ex-wife Shaunie O'Neal executive produces the cat-fighting masterpiece "Basketball Wives" ... but also slams reality shows for portraying Black women in a bad light! SAY WHAT???

Here's something that'll make you go hmm ... the rapper from C+C Music Factory -- Freedom Williams -- re-emerged and busted out some of his classic lines! "Is that dope enough? INDEED."

First there was the NFL lockout ... then the NBA lockout ... and now ... a BALLET LOCKOUT??!! What is that all about and why is Harvey so interested?