Butterbean vs Steven Seagal HYPOTHETICAL DEATH MATCH

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Rotund former boxer Butterbean is the latest celeb-turned-sheriff -- so the BIG question ... could he take down fellow "Lawman" Steven Seagal in a fight? Here comes a true heavyweight showdown.

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Best Wedding Photos Ever QUICK, TO THE BATMOBILE!

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Finally, a wedding album worth flipping through -- thanks to a cameo from the cast of "The Dark Knight Rises." Now, who's gonna tie those annoying cans to the Batmobile?

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Joey Lawrence IN "PAWG" HEAVEN

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Former "Blossom" star Joey Lawrence -- along with 98% of the TMZ newsroom -- learned a brand new big booty-related acronym ... PAWG. Hint: Coco is queen of the PAWGS.

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Mekhi Phifer THE BRIGHT SIDE OF GLOW-IN-THE-DARK DOGS

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Mehki Phifer has no interest in genetically-altered glow-in-the-dark dogs (seriously, that's a real thing) -- but maybe he doesn't realize how USEFUL they are! Allow us to 'splain!

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OPRAH'S NIGHT OUT A REAL CRACK UP

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Oprah Winfrey's night out with Maria Shriver -- like all good things -- had to come to an end ... and when it did we were all cracking up. That's all ... no more puns. Watch the video.

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Casey Anthony MY BEER GLASS IS HALF FULL

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Casey Anthony celebrated her freedom by knocking back a Corona -- but we're thinking there are better beers ... for an alleged and acquitted child murderer to drink.

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Renee vs Rene WHOSE MOVIES SUCK LESS?

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Finally, Renee Zellweger and Rene Russo in an all out battle for the ages -- whose movies would you rather be forced to watch?! We know ... mud wrestling would've been way cooler.

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Jay & Kristin NFL QUARTERBACK HAS horrible timing

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Why would Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari break off their engagement right after her WEDDING DRESS photoshoot? We came up with 4 awesome theories ... kinda ... sorta.

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Dwyane Wade Who Wants to Shop for a Millionaire?

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Dwyane Wade's teammate Chris Bosh just got married -- raising that eternal rich people problem: what does one multi-millionaire buy another? Wade's answer is ... shockingly affordable.

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MNF's Al Michaels Throws Down NEW MIRACLE

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Al Michaels is now a TMZ legend after laying down an awesome voicemail greeting -- and it's his best work EVER!! Besides "Monday Night Football" ... oh, and that Olympic hockey "Miracle" thingy.

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Casey Anthony -- 7 Beers From HOTness

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Is Casey Anthony hot? That's the question few will ask ... and even fewer want to answer -- but we're about to do both. Begin judging in 3 ... 2...

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Kim K's Fiance Bachelor Party Sausage Fest

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Kris Humphries' Las Vegas bachelor party had everything -- except the semi-naked hot chicks ... who were all partying with his fiance Kim Kardashian instead! Kim wins again ... get used to it, pal.

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Billionairess Petra -- Money CAN Buy Happiness!

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22-year-old billionaire heiress Petra Ecclestone bought Candy Spelling's mansion, has a yacht with a hot tub, and commutes by a helicopter. It's almost enough to make you forget she AND her sister are also HOT!

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TLC's 'Little' Stars Involved in Giant Cover-Up?

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Is it possible TLC's legion of little stars -- including Matt Roloff -- are all members of a secret society that rivals the fabled Illuminati? Of course not. But we're gonna enjoy investigating!

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George Clooney -- Not Your Average Single Guy

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George Clooney is single again -- and will once again -- land the hottest women in the world with ZERO effort. Too bad ... because the Cloons' online dating profile would be epic!

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Palin v. Bachmann -- The Who'd Ya Rather Showdown

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Sarah Palin's in a major face-off with Michele Bachmann ... and we're not talking about the Presidential race. Whip out your ballots -- it's time to pick the hottest Republican!

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