Twilight

Twilight, shmilight -- Robert Pattinson was fully dissed last night when he couldn't catch a ride with Katy Perry, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez.

The unbelievable scene went down last night at Chateau Marmont ... where Biebs, Selena, Robert and Katy were all hanging after Katy's movie premiere.

When the posse made its exit, Bieber, Katy and Selena all piled into a limousine bus -- surrounded by heavy security.

Unfortunately for Pattinson -- who was hangin' with "Raising Hope" star Shannon Woodward -- the bodyguards left them out in the cold.

Unreal.

"Twilight" star Kiowa Gordon's penis is safe once again -- because the "revenge porn" site that published pics of the actor's nether regions has been taken offline ... following a full frontal legal attack.

The site -- IsAnyoneUp.com -- is known for "revenge" porn, allowing users to anonymously publish naked photos of anyone.

As for Kiowa Gordon -- pics of his naked body surfaced on the site earlier this week, showing the actor grabbing his genitals.

Kiowa immediately called his lawyers, who then fired off a cease and desist letter to the site.

The very next day, the website was purchased by an anti-bullying website -- BullyVille -- for an undisclosed sum, and now redirects to the BullyVille homepage.

It's unclear if Kiowa's cease and desist letter did the trick -- but we're told he's finally able to breathe ... because the pics are gone ... for now.

With the world going crazy for that other young adult love triangle movie, "Twilight" hunk Robert Pattinson sought some bearded, shirtless solace by paddle boarding in Malibu this weekend.

The same day news broke that his marriage to former "90210" star Jennie Garth was over, "Twilight" hunk Peter Facinelli was spotted out riding his motorcycle -- and no longer wearing his wedding ring -- in L.A. on Tuesday.

The couple were married for 11 years, have three daughters, but have yet to file divorce documents.

Another celebrity marriage bites the dust ... this time "90210" star Jennie Garth and "Twilight" hunk Peter Facinelli are calling it quits after 11 years together.

The couple -- who have 3 minor daughters -- released a joint statement saying, "While we have decided to end our marriage, we both share the same deep love and devotion to our children."

The statement continues, "We remain dedicated to raising our beautiful daughters together."

We're told the couple has not filed divorce docs yet ... but it's just a matter of time.

Just when you thought "Twilight" fans had a healthy grip on reality -- TMZ has learned, lady Twihards are invading bridal boutiques, secretly lying about being engaged ... so they can try on a replica of Bella's wedding dress from the new flick.

The $799 replica is being sold in Alfred Angelo bridal boutiques everywhere -- and people who work at the chain tell us the scheming fans are driving them crazy, making it extremely difficult to conduct business.

By the way, we really don't think Twilight fans have a healthy grip on reality.

It's fun to say the "Twilight" movies are so bad they might be hazardous to your health -- but now that could actually be true!

According to several reports, the graphic birthing scene in "Breaking Dawn: Part One" has caused some moviegoers to suffer from seizures.

In Sacramento, a man told CBS13 he began to have a seizure during the scene and his wife described him as "convulsing, snorting, trying to breathe."

A man in Utah had the same thing happen to him, telling ABC-4, "I didn’t really remember what happened, after that I think I blacked out. According to [my wife], I was shaking and mumbling different noises."

Whether you are on Team Jacob with Taylor Lautner or Team Edward with Robert Pattinson, "Twilight" fans are hysterical over the release of "Breaking Dawn" this weekend.

Question is ...

Authorities still have no answers as to why "Twilight" star Jackson Rathbone and Flavor Flav both wore crushed velvet suits in public this week.

Rathbone stunned onlookers in a blood curdling burgundy two-piece crushed velvet catastrophe at the "Breaking Dawn" premiere in L.A., while Flav went with a deadly emerald version to Heavy D's wake in NY.

Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart all hit the red carpet at the London premiere of "Breaking Dawn" last night ... but it was some half naked model/reality star who stole the show.

The chick sporting the side boob ... side hip ... side leg ... is Lauren Pope.

No, she's not in the movie ... but damn -- maybe she should've been.

"Breaking Dawn" babes Ashley Greene and Nikki Reed vamped it up at a press event for the film in San Francisco this week.

Question is ...

"Twilight" star Kellan Lutz fine tunes his ridiculous physique with a ridiculous workout ... in a PLAYGROUND! We can all agree -- monkey bars were NEVER put to better use than this.

"Twilight" actor Kiowa Gordon was on a road trip to L.A. for a big movie audition when he was arrested Monday morning -- and even though he missed the casting call ... sources say producers are willing to give him a second chance.

TMZ spoke with Kiowa's mom Camille -- nice lady -- who tells us Kiowa and his buddy were driving from Arizona to Hollywood so her son could try out for a non-Twilight movie on Monday afternoon.

As we previously reported, Kiowa's ride was pulled over for a routine registration check in Tempe -- and when the cop noticed there was an outstanding warrant out for Kiowa's arrest stemming from an incident in 2010, he was taken into custody.

But Kiowa MAY get a second chance at the movie -- because Hollywood sources tell us producers agreed to reschedule the audition after learning about Gordon's situation.

Kiowa was bailed out of jail Wednesday morning -- and we're told he'll once again attempt to travel to L.A. some time this week -- this time for a "Twilight" photo shoot.

Actor Kiowa Gordon -- who plays shapeshifting werewolf Embry Call in the "Twilight" movies -- was arrested in Tempe, Arizona early Monday morning ... this according to the Tempe Police Department.

Gordon was NOT busted for DUI, as reported by local AZ media -- but rather, he was arrested for an active warrant stemming from a drug paraphernalia possession arrest in 2010.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... the 21-year-old actor was a passenger in a vehicle that was stopped for a "routine registration check" in Tempe around 6:12 AM.

During the stop, cops discovered there was an active warrant for Gordon's arrest -- so they took the actor into custody and booked him into a local jail.

10:00 AM: TMZ has obtained the police report from Gordon's 2010 arrest ... in which the actor was popped for carrying a glass marijuana pipe and for being in possession of alcohol while he was underage.

According to the report, Gordon's beverage of choice was Four Loko -- a drink that has been banned in several states.

"Twilight" star Taylor Lautner just gave the world one more reason to hate him -- because the 19-year-old just bought one of the most badass cars on the planet ... worth more than $200,000.

According to sources, Taylor walked into an L.A. Mercedes-Benz dealership with his parents last Wednesday ... paid for a silver 2012 SLS AMG -- complete with gullwing doors -- and drove it off the lot that same day.

Score one -- a BIG, FAST, awesome one -- for Team Jacob.