VS Angel Izabel Goulart Try to Keep Your Eyes on the Ball

Izabel Goulart plays beach paddleball ... apparently.

The Brazilian Victoria's Secret Angel was the home team, playing on a beach in Rio. No idea what the final score was, but we're sure Izzy won.

We ALL won, really.

Miranda Kerr & Kourtney K. 1st Order of MILFs ... Now in Session

Miranda Kerr, Kourtney Kardashian, and Lily Aldridge convened the coolest/hottest version of a PTA meeting, and they did it ... in a bathroom.

Kourt, her supermodel friends and Paul Mitchell honcho Michaeline DeJoria all hung out somewhere in L.A. Thursday night for what they all deemed "Girls night" -- which apparently means ... selfies in the ladies' room!

Hmm ... think Justin Bieber's ears were ringing at all last night?

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Victoria's Secret Models Surf, Sand and Soakers!!

Victoria's Secret models went guns blazing in a bikini shoot in St. Bart's this Sunday.

Bikini clad models Behati Prinsloo, Martha Hunt, Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill brought their A-game and played a fun game of "let's be beautiful and get paid for it."

What's better than 4 Victoria Secret models on the beach? 4 Victoria Secret models wrestling on the beach.

Don't believe us - check it out!

Candice Swanepoel Still Killin' It ... Wet Bond Girl Edition

Talk about bang for your buck ... Victoria's Secret is still putting Candice Swanepoel through her paces on the beach in St. Barts -- thank God.

Candi's been shooting all week down there -- in a number of flexible poses -- and Tuesday she slipped into a wetsuit-ish thing. Not really sure what to call it, except freakin' hot.

Sign her up to be the next Bond girl ... guarantee Daniel Craig will reconsider quitting.

Candace Swanepoel Are These My Pants?

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Candice Swanepoel's ass refuses to be contained -- and we're all better off for it.

Swanepoel hit the beach in St. Barts for a bikini photo shoot over the weekend, and her swimwear got overshadowed by a simple pair of jeans. Yeah, we know it's most likely just for the camera, but watching her struggle to slip on the denim is still ... entertaining.

If her longtime boyfriend, male model Hermann Nicoli, hadn't popped the question last week -- he definitely would have after this.

Victoria's Secret Model Takes a Pounding ... In Heavy Surf

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Victoria's Secret model Josephine Skriver got smashed from behind when she underestimated the power of the ocean during a recent photo shoot in St. Barths.

The video is awesome from the very start -- Josephine rolling in the sand, ass in the air -- but gets even better when she decides to wash that sand out of her nether regions.

Watch, you won't be disappointed when the surf takes aim at Josephine. It's alright to laugh ... her tiny frame held up just fine.

At least she got the sand out.

Victoria's Secret Model Ronda Rousey Doesn't Have To Worry About Hits To The Face, But I Do!

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Being a badass fighter is part of Ronda Rousey's image, so a few hits to the face wouldn't ruin her burgeoning acting career ... so says the Victoria's Secret model who actually throws down in the ring too!

TMZ Sports caught up with Gracie Carvalho at the Renzo Gracie Academy in New York City ... where our photog asked her if Rousey -- who is fighting Saturday night in UFC 193 -- needs to be extra cautious about face shots, since Rousey has an acting career that's just getting started.

Carvalho -- who walked in the "Victoria's Secret Fashion Show" this week and fashions herself a Muay Thai fighter -- said Ronda can handle the punishment, but she can't.

As for the big fight with Holly Holm, Carvalho is picking Ronda ... shocker!

Make sure to check out UFC 193 -- Rousey Vs. Holm -- LIVE on PPV Saturday November 14th.

LET'S KICK IT
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'VS Fashion Show' Backstage With Smokin' Hot Models Craving Fatty Foods

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The models walking in the "Victoria's Secret Fashion Show" already have food on the brain ... and got a look at what they'll feast on when it ends.

Our photog caught up with some of the models backstage Tuesday in NYC before the big show ... and it's just as glorious as you'd think, complete with Behati Prinsloo dancing around in lingerie.

We asked the models about their cravings. Shanina Shaik and another model go for the usual suspects ... chocolate, ice cream and pizza. But it's worth noting, the food table right next to them was untouched.

You gotta watch for Magdalena Frackowiak, though. Chick was NOT down with food questions ... we're guessing she was just hangry.

Model Samantha Hoopes Up For The Gig Of A Lifetime ... And It's Not Playboy

There's good reason why Sports Illustrated model Samantha Hoopes has been hitting the juice bar with her tatas and booty on full display ... she's up for the biggest modeling job of her life.

Hoopes tells us she's up for the "Victoria's Secret Fashion Show" and she thinks juicing is the secret to being picked.

The S.I. model says she got the coveted call asking her to audition for the lingerie catwalk, a call only a couple hundred ladies get.

She's up against some tough competition -- Adriana, Alessandra and Behati to name a few -- but judging from her photos and recent juice bar runs ... Sam's got a fighting chance!

We are told she flew out for the casting in NYC on Friday ... no word if she's gotten the gig yet.

IT'S NO SECRET ...
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Alessandra Ambrosio Costume Sparks Major Mom Envy

Alessandra Ambrosio doesn't stand a chance of winning a Halloween costume competition at her kid's school -- and you can see it all over the faces of the other moms.

Double A was decked out as Sexy Little Red Riding Hood when she picked up her daughter from school in Santa Monica, which lead to this amazingly perfect visual.

If you've ever imagined what women think when a smoking hot Victoria's Secret model cruises by ... here it is. Look closely, one of 'em is literally green (probably just her costume though).

Yep, it's all trick and NO treat when ya gotta compete with Alessandra.

Luckily, it's not a competition. Yeah, right!

Gigi Hadid Dreams Do Come True ... In My Undies

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Gigi Hadid is living her dream in nothing more than a pair of panties and a bra ... and the whole world gets to watch.

Castings for the "Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show" recently happened and -- no surprise -- Gigi made the cut ... something she says she's dreamed of since she was a little girl.

It's her dream and every man's on November 9th and 10th.

Lakers' Jordan Clarkson PDA with Chanel Iman ... Victoria's Secret Model

Might be a hot new couple in Hollywood ... 'cause last night Lakers stud Jordan Clarkson hit the clubs with Victoria's Secret model Chanel Iman -- and TMZ Sports has a shot of the two of them holding hands on the way out!

The 22-year-old NBA rising star was leaving DBA nightclub holding hands with the supermodel ... who has been featured in everything from Sports Illustrated to Vogue.

No word on how serious they are ... or if they're even an official couple ... but our sources who were there say last night, it sure seemed like there was some chemistry between the two.

BTW, this wouldn't be Chanel's first celebrity relationship -- she was engaged to rapper ASAP Rocky ... but they broke things off back in 2014.

Youngest Victoria's Secret Angel I'm Into Whips ... Celebrates Mega Deal With Sick Ride

Victoria's Secret newest and youngest Angel, Taylor Hill, is using her multi-million dollar deal to slip into something a little more comfortable ... a bangin' new Range Rover.

Our model sources say 19-year-old Hill -- who's been walking runways for 5 years -- wasted no time after recently signing her multi-million dollar VS deal, scooping up a $70k custom Black Edition Range Rover Evoque.

We're told the SUV doubled as a late birthday gift ... to herself.

In case you're wondering, the carpet doesn't match the drapes yet ... she's getting her brake calipers painted red to match her whip's red and black interior.

That should make her smize.

Gisele Hottest Retirement Party ... Ever!

Sad day for the fashion world, and an even sadder one for the guys-ogling-hot-chicks world -- Gisele Bundchen has walked her final runway ... at 34.

The modeling legend -- whose career earnings are reportedly near $400 million -- hit the catwalk for Colcci during São Paulo Fashion Week in her native Brazil. She's gonna keep working in the modeling biz, but says she's done strutting for pay.

Hubby Tom Brady, her parents and sister all sat front row for the show. Tom posted a disgustingly drippy love letter to his missus about her accomplishments and inspiration, and blah blah ... but best of all he ends it with, "I can't wait to see what's next. I love you. ?#‎GOAT?"

As long as we remember her in our hearts, she'll never really be gone. Plus, there's still old Victoria's Secret catalogs.

Adam Levine's Wife Gets Cheeky With Tommy Hilfiger

Tommy Hilfiger missed out on the best moment at his own store opening in Paris on Tuesday night ... the exposed backside of Victoria's Secret model Behati Prinsloo.

Prinsloo (who is married to Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine) was the unwitting victim of a gust of wind while walking the red carpet with Tommy and his wife, Dee.

Shout out to Dee ... who's also a smoke show, but prepped by wearing pants.

Wind blowing up the skirt of a hot woman -- proof there is a higher power.

Alessandra Ambrosio Is it Cool If I Bring The Kids To My TOPLESS Photoshoot?

Go play, kiddo ... mommy's wabos are out -- is what we imagine Alessandra Ambrosio shouted at some point during her topless photoshoot slash family outing.

The Victoria's Secret supermodel brought the girls out in Malibu Thursday. She also brought her fiance, her son, and her daughter too.

Of course, she still looked fine as hell, it's just ... her son walking into the shot does change the mood quite a bit.

Hint: Cover up the kid with your hand. Muuuch better.

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