Rachel Uchitel I'm Leaving the Door Open for Tiger ...If He Grovels

Call it kismet, or karma, or whatever ... there's a chance Rachel Uchitel and Tiger Woods will go another round.

Rachel tells us she just broke up with baseball star Bret Boone, days after Tiger called it quits with Lindsey Vonn.

So the question ... does Mistress #1 still have a hankerin' for the golfer with a roving eye?

Sources close to Rachel say she told them, "We both loved each other very much," but adding, "It was humiliating and devastating to have to break up that way."

Now the opening ... Rachel says, "He would have to do some major apologizing to get back in my good graces, that's for sure."

No word from Tiger, but remember, when he was banging Rachel he was at the top of his game.

Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis Jacked Their Baby's Name From Tiger's #1 Ex-Mistress??

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis probably never imagined naming their baby Wyatt would tie them to Tiger Woods, but it has ... and the connection lies with Rachel Uchitel.

Tiger's side piece number uno named her daughter Wyatt 2.5 years ago and even owns a baby clothing boutique in New York City called Wyatt Lily.

The shared baby name has actually been good for Uchitel's bottom line -- a friend of Mila and Ashton's actually spent a huge chunk of change on baby gifts ... from Rachel's store!

Now get this ... according to a baby blog, Mila and Ashton were gifted a pair of camouflage crawling pants from Wyatt Lily all the way back in April.

So, it's entirely possible the Wyatt labeled clothing inspired Mila and Ashton.

Rachel Uchitel Back on the Market Divorce FINAL

Tiger Woods' maiden mistress Rachel Uchitel is now free to bang whomever she pleases ... because we've learned she's officially single again.

TMZ has learned ... her divorce from Matt Hahn was made final on Monday. The couple got married in 2011 and have a daughter. Their break-up was nuclear. Matt -- a former football star at Penn State and now a finance guy -- said he was the victim of cruel and inhumane treatment but ultimately backed off the claim.

We're told Uchitel got primary physical custody of daughter Wyatt and Hahn gets visitation.

On the financial front -- no money is changing hands. We're told there's a prenup that handles everything, and neither will get spousal support.

You've been warned, Lindsey Vonn.

Pippi Longstocking Swapping Spit with Tiger Woods' Mistress

If she was shy before, she sure as hell ain't now -- Tami Erin (who starred in the 1988 Pippi Longstocking movie) has gone full-on Vegas stripper after her sex tape hit the market ... and she's even making out with one of Tiger Woods' ex-mistresses.

The pics were snapped at a Halloween party she hosted over the weekend at Larry Flynt's Hustler Club -- surprise -- and the ex-mistress on the receiving end of her smooches is porn star Joslyn James ... aka Tiger mistress #11.

We're told Tami wasn't originally supposed to strip -- she was just hired to host the party -- but when she took the stage to thank the crowd ... she got into the stripping mood real quick ... people even tipped her. (No lap dances though.)

It's pretty funny, considering Tami was so coy about her sex tape in the beginning. You'll recall she initially tried to block the release of the tape (or so she claims) but then changed her mind ... big time, apparently.

Rachel Uchitel Divorce RICH PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS!

Rachel Uchitel and hubby Matt Hahn decided to get divorced after an argument erupted over a bungled trip to the grocery store which then triggered allegations of kidnapping. We will explain.

Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... the morning Rachel called the cops on Matt -- she woke up only to learn her hubby hadn't gone to the grocery store like he had promised. So Rachel had to schlep to the store with baby Wyatt and the family dog. And when she got back, all hell broke loose ... name-calling on Matt's part and a little slapping on Rachel's.

We're told Matt called her a "dictator" for ordering him to perform chores on her timeline. It escalated to the point Rachel called 911, pleading with cops to eject Matt from the house.

When the cops wouldn't give Rachel what she wanted, Tiger's ex executed Plan B. She took her 1-year-old daughter to their hoity-toity weekend home in Connecticut and stayed for 5 days. That set Matt off, alleging she kidnapped their kid.

Matt moved out of their NYC, $8,000-a-month rental, and Rachel returned with Wyatt.

As TMZ first reported ... Matt alleged "cruel and inhumane treatment" in filing for divorce, but now it looks like they're ending the marriage peacefully.

Like we said ... rich people's problems.

Rachel Uchitel Signs of Divorce Settlement

Warring estranged couple Rachel Uchitel and Matt Hahn may have wisely decided living well is the best revenge, because it's looking like they're trying to settle their nasty divorce.

The two of them were photographed Wednesday walking into the law offices of Rachel's lawyer. That's significant because the law firm famously repped Katie Holmes, who settled her divorce with Tom Cruise in record time.

TMZ broke the story ... the relationship blew up last month after Rachel called 911 on Matt following a fight in which Matt hurled insults at Rachel and she fired back with a few slaps. He filed for divorce Monday citing "cruel and inhumane treatment" -- something Rachel called defamatory.

When an estranged husband and wife end up in the same lawyer's office ... it's a pretty clear sign they want to give up the fight.

Rachel Uchitel Getting Divorced

3:47 AM PT: Hahn is asking for custody of their 1-year-old as well as child support and spousal support.

Hahn states in his divorce filing he wants the divorce on grounds of "cruel and inhuman treatment ... such that the conduct of the defendant [Rachel] so endangers the physical or mental well being of the plaintiff as renders it unsafe or improper for the plaintiff to cohabit with the defendant."

Although Hahn is asking for an "equitable distribution of marital assets," it's pretty certain Rachel's settlement with Tiger Woods will remain hers.

Rachel Uchitel is getting divorced after a stormy relationship that blew up last month when she called 911 on her husband ... TMZ has learned.

Sources connected with the couple tell TMZ ... Rachel's husband, Matt Hahn, filed for divorce Monday, citing "cruel and inhumane treatment."

Our sources say ... there were many explosive, verbal arguments. We're also told Matt alleges Rachel slapped him after he repeatedly called her names. FYI, Matt is a former Penn State football player.

As for the 911 call ... we're told Rachel called NYC cops on May 16 after a particularly nasty verbal argument, asking for help in getting Matt out of the house. We're told Rachel did not follow up and did not pursue charges against Matt.

Rachel and Matt were married a year-and-a-half ago. They have a 1-year-old daughter.

Rachel's rep, Howard Bragman, tells TMZ, "It is Ms. Uchitel's goal to resolve this action amicably, quickly and quietly and not in the media."

Tiger Woods Ex-Mistress I Bet He's Already Cheating on Lindsey Vonn

Once a cheater, always a cheater ... so says a former Tiger Woods mistress who tells TMZ Tiger's new GF Lindsey Vonn better know what she's getting herself into.

We spoke to former hooker/porn star/ Devon James -- who tells us she was shocked when she saw the pics of Tiger and Lindsey on Facebook yesterday ... saying, "I thought he would have picked a woman who was more petite and not someone who is more muscular and has a bigger head than his."

James continues, "But maybe his taste has changed since Elin and the 27 mistresses."

"But you know when the pics came out of Tiger and his new girlfriend ... somewhere, 15 other girls were going , 'Huh? I thought I was his GF!'"

Think James has a point ... or is Tiger a changed man?

Tiger & Elin Reunited and It Feels So Awkward

Elin Nordegren curbed her hatred for Tiger Woods long enough to co-parent at a youth sports event -- which, luckily for Tiger, did not involve golf ... or golf clubs.

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Rachel Uchitel My Baby Is a Model!

Rachel Uchitel doesn't need the money, but she's putting her baby girl to work anyway ... as a high-priced baby model ... TMZ has learned.

We're told Uchitel and hubby Matt decided to bring their daughter Wyatt into a modeling agency when she was 4-months-old ... after they kept getting compliments on how beautiful their baby was.

Sure enough, the agency signed her up and she's done two shoots for Tea Collection, a clothing line for children, and is making $150/hour. Rachel even had her first check framed.

Rachel doesn't cash checks under $10 million.

Rachel Uchitel Happy 3 Year Anniversary

3 years ago she was mistress #1 in Tiger Woods scandal ... which exploded the day after Thanksgiving when an angry Elin clubbed Tiger’s SUV, causing it to slam into a tree.

Fast forward to Turkey Night 2012 -- Rachel Uchitel, the once wild nightclub manager, is now fully-domesticated just having spent her first Thanksgiving with husband Matt Hahn -- a Penn State football star and now San Francisco finance guy -- and 6-month-old daughter Wyatt Lilly.

It’s unclear how Tiger and ex-wife Elin spent their Thanksgiving, but we’re guessing it wasn’t together.

By the way – No tigers were harmed in the making of these photos.

'Cathouse' Honcho Dennis Hof Non-Celeb Paid $2 MIL to Bang My Hookers

Denis Hof -- the owner of the famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel in Nevada -- tells TMZ ... he once had a client who paid more than $2 MILLION to nail his hookers on Christmas Day ... HO HO HO!!!

Hof -- who stars on the HBO show "Cathouse" -- was on the way to get a Thai massage in L.A yesterday with one of his whores when we decided to talk shop ... and by shop, we mean prostitutes.

Among the talking points -- Hof told us he's confident he's going to win his lawsuit against his former prostitute Jimi Lynn ... who allegedly hid hundreds of thousands of dollars in gifts from the whorehouse.

Hof says he has various measures in place to make sure the rest of his hookers stay honest -- including a "secret shopper" program who "test the girls and make sure they're doing the right thing."

We broke the story, Hof has signed Tiger Woods' former mistress Joselyn James to moonlite at the ranch ... but now, Hof says he's hoping to get ANOTHER celebrity mistress aboard as well.

As for the mystery hornball who dropped the $2 mil ... Hof wouldn't reveal his identity ... but assures us the dude got his money's worth.

Tiger Woods Ex-Mistress Will Bang For Your Buck

If you ever wanted to be in Tiger Woods' house, or one of his mistresses ... pay attention, 'cause Joslyn James is punching in at a whore house -- while Tiger overhauls his non-whore house.

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Tiger Woods Mistress I'm a REAL Whore Now

It's the first and last time in your life you'll ever have a chance to score like Tiger Woods -- because one of the girls he banged behind his wife's back in 2009 is now a FULL-BLOWN PROSTITUTE ... but only for one week.

Dennis Hof -- the owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada -- tells TMZ, porn star Joslyn James (aka Tiger's mistress #8) is offering up her 3-hole course at the famous brothel from December 5-12.

Dennis tells us, "Now you can finally have a piece of Tiger's tail."

We're told Joslyn's already taking pre-bookings -- but you better hurry ... her spaces are filling up fast.

Tiger Woods Cheating Scandal House Gets Massive Facelift

It's been 3 years since Tiger Woods' ex-wife Elin Nordegren smashed his SUV with a golf club -- over a massive cheating scandal that derailed his life -- and now, Tiger's finally starting to rebuild ... starting with the Florida mansion where it all went downhill.

Construction is already underway at Tiger's Windermere home -- the same home where Tiger famously crashed his SUV following a blowout argument with Elin over his endless philandering ... and Elin attacked the car with a freakin' golf club.

Neighborhood sources tell TMZ, Tiger's uprooting the pool and replacing it with a brand new outdoor swimming facility. We're told he's also adding a new deck in the backyard, as well as a new spa.

Tiger has already obtained the requisite legal docs to commence building.

It's unclear if Tiger's renovating the home for his own personal enjoyment, or whether he plans to sell the place.

Not like the home has bad memories or anything.

Brittany Kerr Parties w/ Tiger's Mistress (No Homes Wrecked)

Brittany Kerr's friends may have been rubbing off on her ... 'cause before she hooked up with a very married country singer, Kerr was partying with a girl who knows a thing or two about home-wreckin' ... Tiger Woods mistress Jamie Grubbs.

TMZ obtained pics of the former "American Idol" contestant ragin' with Grubbs at a bar earlier this year -- and sources connected to the ladies tell us they've been friends for a while.

We're told the two initially met while working together at an L.A. bar ... and hit it off.

Of course, Grubbs shot to fame when it was revealed she was one of a bazillion women Tiger was nailin' behind his wife's back.

These days, Grubbs is still screwing around with a married man -- her brand new husband.

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