Justin Bieber must have eaten some bad empanadas in Argentina ... 'cause the singer just revealed he's got food poisoning.
Biebs dropped the crappy news on Twitter Sunday evening, but quickly assured fans his sour gut would not result in any canceled concerts ... at all.
It's one more piece of bummer news for Justin whose current Central and South American tour has been plagued with issues -- like destructive fans, fake hookers, graffiti tickets and hotel problems.
Good thing Pepto-Bismol is global.
DCFS Says He's a 'Self-Absorbed' Phony
11/10/2013 7:45 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Charlie Sheen is a self-absorbed, psychologically screwed-up parent who is quick to blame others for the plight of his twins, but unwilling to step up to the plate ... so claims the L.A. County Dept. of Children and Family Services.
DCFS sources tell TMZ ... they're pissed that Charlie is hurling grenades at everyone involved in the mess that has become his family -- calling Brooke Mueller a "whore," the judge an "anus brain" and DCFS "incompetent and lascivious."
Our DCFS sources -- who work in the trenches -- say Charlie has NEVER made a real move to take custody of Bob and Max. As one source put it, "He cares more about his drugs and porn stars than he does the kids."
There seem to be 2 schools of thought at DCFS -- one is that Charlie is so psychologically screwed up and angry that he should never have the kids, and the other that he has never given the Dept. the chance to take a serious look at him as a custodial parent.
Either way ... DCFS -- not fans.
5:55 PST -- Charlie just tweeted this picture saying "a day of miracles on a field of dreams ... hashtag a real modern family."
Gets Jail Pass From Brooke and DCFS
... But NOT Judge Anus
11/9/2013 1:55 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Charlie Sheen's latest rant shockingly has not incited Brooke Mueller or the L.A. County Department of Children Services into running to court for a contempt citation ... but when Sheen comes face to face with "Judge Anus" it could be a whole different story.
Multiple sources involved in the case tell TMZ ... Charlie's Twitter rant Friday night -- in which he railed on Brooke, DCFS and the judge -- CLEARLY violates the gag order but they don't feel the need to have Charlie thrown in jail.
Our sources say Brooke's reasoning is that it's not her place to put Charlie in the pokey. As for DCFS ... they think it's simply evidence that Charlie is psychologically imbalanced.
The judge is a different story. As we first reported, hizzonor made it clear this week to Sheen ... if he opened his trap about the case one more time he's going to jail. Now that Charlie has called the judge "Mr. I'm Italian judge anus-brain" it seems almost certain Charlie has forced the judges hand.
The case is back in court next week ... so stay tuned.
Violates Gag Order
Tweets 'Judge Anus-Brain'
11/9/2013 1:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Charlie Sheen just violated the gag order in his custody case in a spectacular way, calling the judge Mr. "I'm Italian judge anus-brain," and threatening him if his kids are hurt in the newest custody configuration.
It's something of an understatement to say Charlie is not pleased that the judge just made Brooke Mueller's brother Scott the temporary guardian of twins Bob and Max. The judge also allowed Scott and the kids to live with Brooke so they could be close to school. That effectively puts Brooke back in the position of having full custody while she tries to beat her latest drug abuse problem.
Charlie just tweeted, "So lemme see if I got this straight ... my twin boys are now in harm's way and in grave danger, being 'raised' by a gaggle of incompetent and lascivious marionettes all ruled and fooled by an Adderall snorting husk called Brooke."
Now it gets good ... "And guess what CPS and 'I'm Italian' judge anus-brain, you may have gagged me temporarily, but mark my unspoken words, anything happens to my boys, and you will get to know me, know who I truly am, a loving father."
He ends, "Tag -- I'm it."
The judge just hauled Charlie into court a few days ago, telling him he's going to jail if he violates the gag order again.
Charlie doesn't seem to care, saying, "*If this means being jailed for loving and trying to protect my children, then go for it."
Brandon T. Jackson
Inflight Pain In the Ass
... Says Airline
11/5/2013 12:27 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
"Tropic Thunder" star Brandon T. Jackson was an obnoxious, drunken a-hole during a flight Monday ... and that's why he was booted from his plane, so says US Airways.
A rep for the airline tells TMZ ... crew members adamantly deny using the N-word during an inflight altercation with the actor, despite the actor's allegations.
As we previously reported, Brandon went on a Twitter rant last night -- claiming a flight attendant hurled racially-charged epithets at him for no reason ... but now, the airline is calling BS.
The rep explains, "The disruptive behavior started with loud music being played by Mr. Jackson at his seat. He was asked several times to turn down the music. Additional erratic behavior was observed and that is when the crew made the decision to stop serving [alcohol to Brandon]."
US Airways says it stands behind the crew -- claiming they handled the situation appropriately.
When Jackson's flight landed in Phoenix (where he was supposed to catch a connecting flight to Burbank) he was escorted off the plane and interviewed by Phoenix PD.
Cops determined no crime was committed and he was allowed to leave -- but US Airways banned him from getting on the plane to BUR.
So far, no word back from Brandon T. Jackson.
Charlie to Brooke:
SUCK ON THIS GRENADE
... AND DIE.
11/5/2013 9:05 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Charlie Sheen is killing Brooke Mueller with kindness -- at least he really, really wants to -- because he just wished his ex-wife a happy birthday with a special piece of cake (topped with a grenade).
FYI, it's not actually Brooke's birthday (that's in August) but it didn't stop Charlie from writing this message on Twitter, "Happy Bday Brooke. When you're done sucking off the parking lot at Home Depot, why don't ya 'blow' out this candle?"
Now that's love.
Oh yeah, if you recognize the cake ... that's because it's the same cake Charlie got for his recent "Anger Management" party.
The Warlock has returned.
My Kids Are in Danger
My Ex is an Evil Whore
11/1/2013 2:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Charlie Sheen says his ex-wife Brooke Mueller is a dangerous, EVIL whore who's putting their twin boys in SERIOUS DANGER ... and now, Charlie says he's on a mission to stop her before it's too late.
Sheen just called TMZ and told us ... his 4-and-a-half year old twin boys Bob and Max have already suffered physical and emotional damage from the time they've spent in Brooke's care. In fact, he says they're very close to getting kicked out of school.
Charlie says the boys are deathly afraid of Brooke's house -- which is covered in pet lizards, various insects and other critters -- and they suffer night terrors after spending time at the home.
Charlie also says Bob suffered a bad rash on his face after recently spending time with Brooke -- a rash that "looked like somebody burned him."
Charlie says he's complained to L.A. Child Services -- but they refuse to help. Instead, Charlie claims, Brooke is getting MORE custody ... and he doesn't understand why.
Sheen ripped Child Services on a Twitter rant last night -- calling them "doosh bags" who have done nothing to protect his children. He also called Brooke an "evil and pathetic über loser" and a "whore."
Sheen says Brooke is supposed to get her first unsupervised overnight visit with the twins tonight -- and Charlie says he's very afraid of what could happen.
Charlie says he's not sure if Brooke is back on drugs, but he is sure about one thing -- "She's as awful a parent and a person as you can possibly draw up."
Evacuated from LAX
Gunman Reportedly Shot Up Terminal
11/1/2013 10:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
A gunman reportedly just opened fire inside a terminal at LAX -- and "MythBusters" stars Grant Imahara and Tory Belleci were in the danger zone.
The shooting reportedly occurred around 9:30 AM in Terminal 3. According to reports, a TSA agent was shot at a checkpoint. The suspect was reportedly shot by police and taken into custody.
So far, no reports of other victims.
People inside the terminal were evacuated onto the tarmac -- including Belleci and Imahara -- and Belleci tweeted a photo of the mayhem.
He writes, "Shooters in #LAX That was f***ing terrifying! ... Heard gun shots then everyone starting running for the door." Belleci says he and others now being shuttled away from the terminal.
Imahara tweeted, "I was in the Virgin lounge upstairs. Saw everyone pour out of the terminal onto the tarmac. Then I heard shots fired outside ... Virgin promptly locked the lounge doors. About ten minutes later, LAPD armed with automatic weapons arrived to secure the area."
We just spoke on the phone with Tory ... who described the chaos.
I Look EXACTLY Like Rick Ross
10/31/2013 3:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The 418-lb wrestler shaved his head last week ... and afterward, everyone said he looked like Rick Ross.
So of course ... he dressed up like Ricky Rozay for Halloween!
The real Rick Ross approved of the costume online afterward -- and gave the costume two thumbs up.
I Wanna Squeeze Miley's Boob
10/31/2013 12:02 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The Queen Bee gave Miley props on Twitter for her Halloween costume last night -- and just like everyone who saw the picture ... Kim exclaimed, "I wish I was there to squeeze your boob."
I'm All About PORNO Pumpkins
10/30/2013 7:11 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Miley Cyrus is more trick than treat this Halloween ... at least judging by the photo of some very X-rated pumpkins she just posted on Twitter.
It's unclear if Miley carved the Jack-o'-lanterns herself -- but she's definitely proud of the 3 pumpkins, 2 of which contain images of people bangin' (one lesbian scene) and another gourd contains an image of a giant marijuana leaf.
And to tie the whole thing together, there's a sign that reads, "Happy F**king Halloween."
You stay classy, Miley.
Movie Is A "Go!"
Cast Hugs It Out
10/29/2013 12:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
You can hug it out now, bitch ... 'cuz the movie version of "Entourage" just got green lit.
"Entourage" creator and head writer, Doug Ellin sent a simple message: "It's a go. Love you all."
Ellin posted a black and white photo of the cast, showing that they're all Kumbaya.
As we reported ... the announcement of an "Entourage" movie was delayed because actors Adrian Grenier and Jerry Ferrara were holding out for a bigger piece of the action.
That's all history now ... everybody's back ... cameras will start rolling in January.
Done for Good
On Twitter, Anyway
10/17/2013 6:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Another strong sign of the apocalypse ... if you're a Jonas Brothers fan -- the band has deleted its Twitter page right on the heels of pulling the plug on their tour.
Fans who went to @JonasBrothers this morning got a "Sorry, that page doesn't exist" message -- and even though they haven't officially announced they're done for good ... this is pretty strong evidence.
As we reported ... Kevin, Joe, and Nick canceled their tour last week ... just days before it was supposed to begin. Reps say they were having a disagreement over music.
Since then we've spotted Joe Jonas twice around town with renowned addiction specialist Mike Bayer -- fueling concerns Joe has a substance abuse problem.
Jonas Brothers reps remain silent on the issue -- but we saw Joe yesterday in Hollywood (sans Bayer) ... and asked him about the band's future. Sorry fans, but it ain't looking good.