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Would-be hecklers and game-disrupters listen up ... THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE.

The victim is Portland Trailblazers star Allen Crabbe ... and here's video of him getting absolutely PUNISHED by a heckler during a game last week against the Memphis Grizzlies.

Subject of the heckle? Crabbe's Odell Beckham Jr.- inspired hairstyle ... and the smack talk is sooo good that at one point even Crabbe has to laugh.

BTW, Crabbe (who has a $75 million contract) had just 6 points in the game so ... mission accomplished, brother.

Marilyn Monroe's blonde wig from her last film, "The Misfits," is about to hit the auction block.

It's the first time in almost 2 decades the mop's been up for grabs. Bidding starts at $10k ... a lot less than the $29.9k it sold for last time around. Heritage Auctions, which is running the show, is counting on $20k minimum.

A lock of Lennon's hair sold for $35k earlier this year ... almost certainly more than MM's fake hair will fetch.

Marilyn's wig has some extras, like 5 ringlets for volume. You also get the original storage box labeled: "United Artists Corporation / The Misfits / Mapes Hotel / Reno, Nevada" and "Hold At Airport For Pick Up" ... so, cool piece of movie history.

Bidding starts Nov. 12.

Orlando Bloom has finally seen the light.

We got Katy Perry's BF Friday leaving the Andy LeCompte Salon in WeHo, where he got snipped and bleached.

Colton Haynes went to great lengths -- 2 weeks to be exact -- to pull off botched Miss Piggy.

The "Arrow" star went all out soliciting Bitemares makeup artist Erik Porn -- yup, his real name -- to apply the makeup during a 4-hour sitting. Colton and Erik worked together on "Teen Wolf" and Erik gave him the ultimate hookup.

The final product came together Saturday, but the grunt work started weeks before, when the head, chest and neck were molded. When it was all said and done they turned the sassy 'Muppet' into a plastic surgery nightmare.

Fetty Wap didn't dress up for the Lure Halloween party in Hollywood Saturday night, but he was almost unrecognizable with his fresh set of veneers.

As we reported, Fetty dropped $80k for his new set of shiners and his nonstop smile says it all ... money well spent.

Boston Celtics player Gerald Green was so stoked about kicking off the NBA season Wednesday night -- he braided a CLOVER into his hair ... and it was awesome.

By the way, it worked -- the Celtics beat the Nets and Green dropped 9 points!

The Kardashians' makeup artist is harassing her fiance's ex-wife and fat shaming his son, according to new legal docs.

Joyce Bonelli -- who flaunts her Kardashian ties on Instagram -- also used her social media to call Beth Taverniti a "handbag hoe" and a "ghetto bitch" ... according to Beth's request for a restraining order.

Beth also took their feud to court because she says Bonelli is bullying the son she has with Ben Taverniti, who's currently engaged to Bonelli. In the docs, Beth says Bonelli sent texts about the 5-year-old ... saying he's 45-60 pounds overweight and "the fat around his neck is getting so thick he doesn't breathe well."

Beth says Joyce has a huge following on social media -- including 1.7 million on IG -- because of her link to the Kardashians, which makes her posts way more humiliating.

Beth's restraining order request was denied, but there's a hearing later this month where she'll try to convince a judge she needs protection.

L'Oréal's got another angry customer ... and she says SHE has PHOTOGRAPHIC evidence the company burned her bald.

L'Oréal's pushing a hair relaxer called SoftSheen-Carson Optimum Amla Legend No-Mix, No-Lye Relaxer. Delicia Taylor says in a new lawsuit she relied on the promise she'd get fuller, silkier hair.

So imagine her dismay when she looked in the mirror to see bald spots, burns, blistering and scabs on her scalp ... this according to legal docs obtained by TMZ.

We broke the story ... L'Oréal was sued back in September when a group of angry customers made similar allegations ... this after L'Oréal got a bunch of celebrities to tout the product.

Johnny Rotten made the Sex Pistols punk rock pioneers, and was frequently covered in bodily fluids while he did it ... but that was the 70s.

Johnny's trademark spiky hair -- and just about everything else about him -- has made a huge transformation in 2016.

Fetty Wap's latest grill doesn't have a single piece of bling in it, but it's brighter than anything else he's rocked -- as it should be ... since he paid about $4,000 per tooth to get it done!

TMZ has learned Fetty hit up Dr. Mojgan Fajiram of Sutton Advanced Cosmetic Dentistry in NYC recently, looking to score the straightest, whitest looking teeth possible. The doc's office says they hooked Fetty up with 20 porcelain veneers, top and bottom.

Fetty's rep tells us, all told, he was in for $80k once the 2-step process wrapped last week. Not quite a million dollar smile, but he seems satisfied.

#SeenYoPrettyAssTeeth

Don't know how we missed this ... but did you know Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger -- HERO of Flight 1549 -- SHAVED HIS MUSTACHE?!?!

Sully is featured in a new commercial for St. Jude Children's Research Hospital (#hero) -- when we realized he's chopped off his signature lip warmer.

Don't get us wrong, he still looks great but we gotta ask ...

James Charles made history by becoming the first male face of CoverGirl ... and now he gets to glam it up with Katy Perry for the next year as a fellow brand ambassador.

The 17-year-old makeup artist told us at LAX ... it's an honor for him to not only be CG's first CoverBoy, but to get to work alongside Katy, who is obviously one of his faves. Like, ever.

Check out the vid ... James had a borderline freak-out just trying to describe their first meeting.

Laugh all you want ... but one of the BIGGEST hair stylists in Hollywood just gave JaVale McGee a huge thumbs up for his bizarre new haircut.

We spoke with Ken Paves -- the hair guru for the likes of David and Victoria Beckham, Eva Longoria, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Lopez and more -- and showed him the 'do McGee rocked during the Warriors preseason opener.

Bottom line -- HE LOVES IT.

Beckham ... you're next?

Miss Cleo's famous image and accent got jacked by a makeup company before her death ... according to her old pals at the Psychic Readers Network.

The PRN filed a lawsuit against Benefit Cosmetics for hawking makeup products with the help of Youree Harris, who played Cleo. According to docs, Harris was hired in March 2015, and Benefit created a Cleo doppelganger for its promos.

PRN says Harris not only acted just like Miss Cleo in the spots, but one of them was titled "Flawless Friends Network" ... an obvious rip-off, they say.

Harris died in July, which was right around the same time Psychic Readers says it found out about Benefit's Miss Cleo-esque campaign.

Future had nothing to do with Ciara losing a huge paycheck -- if there ever was one -- so it shouldn't be part of her lawsuit against him ... according to the rapper.

We broke the story, Ciara says her baby daddy cost her half a million bucks by trash-talking her and scaring an international cosmetics company away from doing business with her.

Future believes the whole cosmetics story is B.S. ... and in docs he says Ciara has no proof any such deal fell apart. Further, he points out she hasn't even said which company was supposedly courting her.

Ciara's $15 mil defamation suit against Future is still in play, but he wants the judge to at least dismiss this part of her claims.

Donald Trump let Jimmy Fallon get in what he hopes is one last shot at his famous hairdo.

The candidate went on the 'Tonight Show' ... and Jimmy acknowledged this might be his final shot to mess up the Donald's 'do. After all, the Secret Service doesn't take kindly to that kinda thing with actual presidents.

Trump was game and the end result wasn't pretty but it's real.

Take that, Bill Murray.

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