Beauty

What's the greater miracle ... an astronaut getting pregnant after spending a year alone in space ("Extant" ... coming soon!) ... or Halle Berry's nipple somehow popping out of a dress that seemingly appears nip-slip proof?

Before you kickoff the backyard BBQ or light your first bottle rocket -- be sure you take some time to remember the real reason we celebrate the 4th of July... America Ferrera.

From her purple mountains majesties to her fruited plains -- check out all that America has to offer… from sea to shining sea!

USA! USA! USA!

Miss America says she's too old, but the Delaware beauty queen who got stripped of her title is about to get a shot at another crown -- with the Donald Trump owned Miss USA pageant.

The people over at Miss USA -- the one with hotter contestants, generally -- tell TMZ they're inviting
Amanda Longacre to enter their competition for the Delaware crown later this year.

You probably heard ... Amanda was dethroned as Miss Delaware for the Miss America org last month for being too old for their competition ... she turns an ancient 25 in October.

Reps for Miss USA tell us Amanda came on their radar because angry pageant fans have bombarded them with emails and phone calls -- incorrectly thinking they took Longacre's crown. Miss USA's website now has a message urging fans to bitch at the real villain ... Miss America.

For the record -- Miss USA contestants can be up to 27, so Amanda's good to go in that department.

No word yet on if she'll take another run at the crown.

Jenny McCarthy's looks have never been let go.

Here's the then 23-year-old "Singled Out" host at the MTV Movie Awards in L.A. back in 1995 (left) and 19 years later -- the now 41-year-old "The View" outcast at an NYC party earlier this year (right).

Michelle Rodriguez can really take a lickin' ... because she threw her body around like a circus performer ... diving, flipping and romping around on a yacht in Italy, but her bikini clung to her body tighter than Cara Delevingne ever did.

Courteney Cox just turned 50.

Hillary Clinton's looks are a facial filibuster!

Here's the then 44-year-old soon-to-be First Lady posing for a photo in Los Angeles back in 1991 (left) and 23 years later -- the now 66-year-old former Secretary of State speaking at an event in New York City earlier this year (right).

Her beauty secrets are classified information!

Kevin Hart has dreams of being white ... but only for the hair.

Our photog spotted Hart leaving the Trump International in Manhattan on Thursday, where we decided to talk to the funniest man around ... about hair.

Hart had no trouble pinpointing the worst black hairstyles of all-time. But he also mused about which hairstyle he'd rock if he were white.

With their equally legendary backsides already enshrined in the Hall of Fame, Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez each wore outfits on Monday that showed off their commonly overshadowed cleavage.

First we have Kim (left) in New York City after having dinner with her sister Kourtney, and then J.Lo (right) appearing on 'The Tonight Show.'

The question is ...

Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt, is fuming mad over his botched "facemakerover" ... and he's already talking lawsuit if his mug doesn't heal properly.

As TMZ first reported, za Prince claims a plastic surgeon botched a routine operation on his face ... which he told us has left him "looking like s***" -- and it's hard to argue.

Von A-hole told our photog yesterday what exactly went wrong with his face, and explained it's NOT a Botox problem -- it's actually worse. He added, if his moneymaker (in his opinion) never heals he will unleash a $10 million lawsuit.

No one at the Maxim Hot 100 party had their conversations secretly recorded last night ... that's because V. Stiviano was TURNED AWAY at the door ... TMZ has learned.

According to our sources, Stiviano showed up to the Pacific Design Center looking to get in ... but she wasn't on the list. We're told Stiviano tried her best and put up a bit of a fight ... but ultimately she was persona non grata.

Candice Swanepoel arrived at the Maxim Hot 100 party in Los Angeles last night ... and quickly reminded us why she's #1 this year. Good luck knocking this off the throne next year.

Bow down.

Miss USA 2014 is a total knockout.

Turns out 24-year-old Nia Sanchez -- who won the title over the weekend -- can put you in a coma if you cross the line uninvited ... cause she has a fourth-degree black belt in tae kwon do (see below).

During the competition, Sanchez brought up her martial arts training twice during interviews, which she began practicing when she was 8.

Sparring partners ... take a number.

Either Chris Kattan thought it would be funny to dress as his classic "Saturday Night Live" character Mango for last night's Council of Fashion Designers of America event ... or he's made some serious life changes recently.

You can't-a have-a de Mango ... or the late 90s back.

Soon-to-be divorcée Katharine McPhee did a little advertising on the beach in Cabo this weekend ... showing off her tan-lined body less than two weeks after pulling the plug on her marriage.

As TMZ first reported, McPhee said in her divorce docs she and hubby Nicholas Cokas were separated for seven months before she was spotted locking lips with "Smash" director Michael Morris.