Birthdays

Lisa Vanderpump knows how to throw a birthday bash ... and how to make jaws drop with a perfectly timed naughty joke.

The "Vanderpump Rules" matriarch celebrated her 65th birthday Monday night at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills. Her husband Ken Todd, daughter Pandora, son Max, and close friend Lance Bass joined the celebration. The group wined, dined and laughed their way through the dinner, but it was Lisa's gift reveal that stole the spotlight.

LVP told cameras outside the restaurant that Ken surprised her with a gorgeous, expensive watch, but then smirked as she teased that the "best gift" was still to come later. When pressed, Lisa made it crystal clear she wasn't talking about diamonds or designer handbags -- she meant birthday sex.

Summer's almost over, but we've still got plenty of reason to celebrate -- because Lili Reinhart's turning 29 this weekend!

We've put together a gallery of some of the "Riverdale" star's sexiest and most stylish snaps from over the years to mark the occasion ... and no, it's not just you, we feel it getting hot in here, too!

Slide into Sydney Sweeney's 28th birthday the same way she slid into Hollywood -- shoulders back, assets out and head held high with pride! Glaring through her sexiest shots will have your lil' brains fried 🤯!

When she's not struttin' around Hollywood and flashing her luscious looks on the red carpet, catch Sydney sprawling out her toned bod on a Jet Ski.

It may be a tad nippy, but that ain't stoppin' Sweeney from making her millions swoon over scandalous shots ...

Chanel West Coast and Dom Fenison celebrated their respective birthdays in style ... putting their love front and center at a joint bash attended by their celeb friends.

Check it out ... Chanel and Dom are serenaded with the "Happy Birthday" tune while waiting to blow out the candles on their shared birthday cake ... looking as in love as ever.

Though the celebratory dessert may've been more for Chanel, as it featured a shirtless Dom on the icing. We'd take a slice of that cake ... but we digress!!!

If you need more evidence Jeffrey Epstein was one sick pup ... then look no further than his 50th birthday book — which features drawings of his favorite subject — underage girls!

Congress, as you know, obtained a copy of ol' Jeffrey's Bday book and released it publicly Monday, showing artwork from an unidentified artist (or pervert!) that will surely gross some people out.

The documents, obtained by TMZ, include a drawing depicting a man handing multi-colored balloons to a group of pig-tailed girls with "1983" scribbled at the bottom.

It's not exactly clear if the guy is Epstein because he has a full head of dark hair instead of his famous salt and pepper look. However, Epstein was just 30 in 1983, so he probably wasn't graying much yet.

Soulja Boy now has a grown-up 3-year-old on his hands and saw fit to celebrate him like the Lil Soulja prince he is with a blowout bash at Dave & Busters!!!

TMZ Hip Hop obtained photos of Big Draco and his child's mother, Jackie 🇵🇦🇵🇷, royally spoiling the s*** out of their 3-year-old son KeAndre AKA Lil Soulja, with a very "Bluey" birthday party ... cupcakes, bubbles, the whole wackadoo!!!

The little tyke was swarmed by his toddler friends and received plenty of gifts, including a triple-layer cake decorated with 'Bluey & Friends' emblems and toys!!!

1:35 PM PT -- The White House has responded with Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt posting on X, "The latest piece published by the Wall Street Journal PROVES this entire 'Birthday Card' story is false. As I have said all along, it’s very clear President Trump did not draw this picture, and he did not sign it. President Trump’s legal team will continue to aggressively pursue litigation. Furthermore, the “reporter” @joe_palazzolo who wrote this hatchet job reached out for comment at the EXACT same minute he published his story giving us no time to respond. This is FAKE NEWS to perpetuate the Democrat Epstein Hoax!"

President Trump's alleged 50th birthday note to Jeffrey Epstein has just been revealed ... complete with a naked woman sketch, and some mysterious/creepy words.

Rep. Robert Garcia just reposted an image of the alleged letter on X ... and it features several lines of typewritten text, a drawing of a naked woman showing breasts, and the name "Donald" signed squiggly, as if it were pubic hair on the woman.

The alleged letter to Epstein is written as a conversation between Trump and Epstein. It begins with a voice-over, "There must be more to life than having everything."

44 is just a number when you're Beyoncé, but that doesn't mean we're NOT gonna super soak you with her sexiest shots to kick off the big day ... Enjoy the show y'all!

From her sensual sailing style to her see-through tops, this Houston hottie can do no wrong!

We love a candid moment -- like this snap she shared on her heavily-followed social media page ... When she ain't onstage doin' the jive, she brings revealing 'fits like this alive!

An all-black ensemble goes a long way when you're a thigh-high hottie like Bey ... This black lacey dress hit in all the right spots ... Slay!

Check out our gallery and dive into the icon's birthday headfirst!

Kaia Gerber knows how to WORK IT on and off the runway, and for her 24th bday ... we're placing her sexiest shots right into your laps!

Taking after her hot mama Cindy Crawford, Kaia's kept it cool, classy and sassy -- for high-fashion magazines like Vogue and WSJ.

But when she's not in front of the photogs, this Gerber sure knows how to get her fans goin' goo-goo-gaga with her own sultry snaps -- check out this shot, just an ordinary morning hangin' in her teeny weeny black bikini!

Hit up our gallery, you don't wanna miss out on this smoke-show!

Salma Hayek just proved she’s aging like fine wine ... dropping a scorching birthday snap that's leaving her fans in flames!

Check it out ... Salma rocked a fiery red bikini just as bold as the heat she brought Tuesday, flaunting those iconic curves, while toasting to the final year of her 50s.

Salma nailed the vibe -- smokin' hot in ocean-tousled hair, framed by a killer sunset ... and that wild, carefree expression said it all -- birthday bliss in full swing.

Brittany Mahomes' 30th birthday bash in Nashville included country music, cowboy boots -- and at least one cocktail with Taylor Swift!!

Patrick Mahomes' significant other just shared a group of photos from her weekend getaway in Tennessee ... and in one of the flicks, you can see she and the "Shake It Off" hitmaker sat down for a martini at one point during the vacation.

The girls night out appeared to happen at Kayne Prime -- a swanky restaurant just off Broadway that apparently features some solid booze.

Brittany Mahomes was rocking around Music City this weekend for her birthday ... and, new photos show exactly what she and the girls were up to.

The wife of Patrick Mahomes reshared several pics taken this weekend to her Instagram Sunday ... including one where it seems she and her pals might've pounded a few espresso martinis.

Check out the tower of the popular drinks circling up ... certainly enough for everyone at the table to have one if not two.

Hidden inside this mashed-up photo is a sexy singer who turned 36 yesterday. Given the clues, do you think you've got what it takes to guess the celebrity in question?! If it's meant to be, you'll score!

Born and raised in Brooklyn, she taught herself how to play trumpet, piano and guitar. She sang in the choir, and she's written songs for music's biggest stars like Eminem and Selena Gomez. When she's not hittin' the high notes, you can catch her on the 'gram, showin' off her curves.

Huda Mustafa brings the heat no matter where she goes ... whether in the 'Love Island' villa or lounging by the pool in these hot shots!

The reality TV turned 25 on Saturday ... and, we've put together her best looking photos for you to peruse.

Mustafa's always looked ready for TV ... stunning in a tiny red bikini in these promotional pics taken for the show.

There's always a reason to celebrate when Bebe Rexha's around, although this weekend's a big one for her ... because she's turning 36!

To commemorate the special occasion, we've put together a gallery of the spiciest shots we could find of the hitmaker showing off her curvy physique!

Just make sure you've got something nearby to cool you off ... because these shots of the Grammy-nominated singer's bikini bod are seriously hot!

Who doesn't love some crispy tenders, and dare we say Raising Cane's cooks up some of the best in town?! Well, the celebs are definitely golden fans, and we've got all the famous die-hards to kick off Cane's 29th birthday!

Take it from seasoned stars like Jelly Roll and Lainey Wilson who snapped a shot with none other than Cane's CEO, Todd Graves ... And, Olivia Ponton looked back at it while hangin' at a Cane's food truck ...

Post Malone also posted up with Mr. Graves -- the two public figures have collab'd and partnered on several projects together ...