Oprah Winfrey I'll Fix Your Crapper ...
She might be rich as hell, but Oprah Winfrey proved she'll still get into the s**t ... at least when her toilet breaks.
O's BFF Gayle King posted a pic showing Winfrey getting elbows deep into the back of the crapper at her Maui home -- the same place where Michelle Obama recently celebrated her 50th birthday.
King tweeted, "Stars they are just like us @Oprah at her other job plumber ... who knows how to fix the toilet."
Obviously, O isn't a certified plumber -- where's the crack?!?
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Justin Bieber Bad Egg Caused $20K In Damage
Justin Bieber's egg-throwing escapade Thursday night caused around $20,000 in damage, and the little punk hasn't even called his neighbor to apologize.
TMZ broke the story ... Justin was caught on video egging his neighbor's house, and when confronted the singer told the neighbor to f off and then hurled a few more unborn chicks.
Law enforcement sources tell us ... L.A. County Sheriff's deputies are fast-tracking the investigation and they told the neighbor he had to get them repair estimates by today. We know the neighbor is locked and loaded with paperwork.
We're told the entire front of his house must be re-plastered. To do the job -- which is especially expensive because it's Venetian plaster -- will cost around $15K. There's another $5,000 in damage to the entry, including various doors that must be re-stained.
We're told neither Justin nor his people have contacted the neighbor with an offer to pay ... they haven't even called to say J.B. is sorry.
Law enforcement sources tell us ... the case will be referred to the L.A. County D.A. who could then file vandalism charges against the singer.
Since the damages far exceed the magic $400 figure -- the case could be filed as a FELONY.
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Tori Spelling We're Not Getting Evicted ... We Left
Tori Spelling got a notice from her landlord to either pay up or get out ... but we're told Tori has already gotten out AND paid up.
Tori and her family moved out of their Tarzana house last month for more expensive digs, but there was this little matter of unpaid rent that pissed off the landlord ... pissed him off enough to slap a legal notice on the front fence to either up pay back rent or face formal eviction.
If this story isn't tracking, that means you're following it ... fact is, Tori had already moved, so there wasn't anybody to evict. There was however the matter of more than $7K in unpaid rent.
Tori's lawyer says the delinquency was just a "clerical error" and the rent has been paid through January. Apparently there's some bad blood between landlord and tenants -- Tori's people tell us the landlord was a nightmare and failed to repair numerous items which caused them to move before the lease was up.
It's unclear whether the landlord will try and enforce the rest of the lease or just walk away from it.
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Justin Bieber Detectives Gunning For Felony Prosecution in Egging Case
Justin Bieber will be charged with a felony -- if L.A. County Sheriff's detectives have their way.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... 2 detectives met with the owner of the house that Bieber egged Thursday night. We're told the detectives are indignant and believe this is their best chance to nail the Biebs because they have both video of the incident and physical evidence.
And there's urgency to the investigation ... we're told the detectives told the homeowner they need repair estimates by Monday.
Our sources say detectives are confident the estimates will raise the stakes to a felony. In California, if the damage is greater than $400 it becomes FELONY vandalism. We're told the homeowner's damage could be in the 10s of thousands of dollars because the very expensive Venetian plaster on the outside of the house has to be redone, and very expensive doors and other items were either damaged or ruined.
As for why the Sheriff's detectives want to hold Bieber accountable ... they feel he's made a mockery of the legal system by breaking the law numerous times ... the problem has been there was never enough evidence to prosecute him. But there is now.
The D.A. should get the case next week.
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Ellen DeGeneres Now Owns Maybe the Best House in L.A.!
Ellen DeGeneres just bought an amazing house in one of the ritziest areas of L.A. -- TMZ has learned.
The house is so baller it has a name -- The Brody House. Real estate sources tell TMZ ... Ellen paid $39,888,000 for the property.
As for what she got ... it's a lot. It sits on 2.3 acres. The main house is 13,511 square feet with 6 bedrooms, 9 1/2 bathrooms. It has a pool, pool house, gym, spa, and tennis court.
It's considered the most iconic modern estate in all of L.A. Ellen is really into design and architecture, and she likes to put her own touch on houses like this to make them more awesome.
Ellen also sold her nearby estate for $21 Mil. She paid $17.4 mil last year.
Ellen was repped by uber-real estate agent Kurt Rappaport.
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Justin Bieber Commits Vicious Egg Attack on Neighbor's House
6:30 AM -- We've just obtained video of the incident ... shot by the neighbor, who says Justin was definitely trespassing on his property during the attack. The video is dark, but you can hear the neighbor yelling, "I see you. I f**king see you!"
Then Justin yells back, "F**k you! I got another one for you, actually!"
They keep yelling back and forth for about 30 seconds, until the neighbor tells his 13-year-old daughter -- who sounds terrified -- to call the cops.
By the way ... we're told Justin is now a suspect in a vandalism investigation. The police report calls it a misdemeanor, but the victim tells us the damage to his property far exceeds $400, which means this could easily become a FELONY.
Justin Bieber launched an all out egg assault on his neighbor's home Thursday night -- and the L.A. County Sheriff was called to the scene while the eggs were still flying ... this according to the alleged victim.
TMZ spoke to the neighbor who says he heard something banging against his house in Calabasas around 7:30 PM Thursday, and when he stepped on to a 2nd floor balcony ... he says he saw Justin down below hurling eggs at his front door.
According to the neighbor ... Bieber started aiming for him once he stepped onto the balcony and yelled, "What the Hell are you doing?"
Justin and the neighbor -- who've had previous run-ins -- also got into a verbal dispute while JB allegedly continued tossing a few more eggs at the house ... and then retreated back to his home.
The neighbor immediately called the Sheriff's Department -- and believes his house was pelted with no less than 20 eggs.
Law enforcement sources confirm deputies responded, and took an incident report from the neighbor. It's unclear, at this point, if they were able to speak to Justin.
Calls to Bieber's reps were not immediately returned.
And, in a shamefully obvious ploy to make himself look good, he posted these pictures of himself with his little brother and sister.
Michelle Obama Oprah's Neighbors Pissed Over FLOTUS' Hawaii Vacation
Michelle Obama's visit to Oprah's Hawaii compound has crippled the neighborhood around O's home ... and some neighbors are pissed.
Some of the residents and business people around Oprah's palatial 12-bedroom Maui estate -- where Michelle recently retreated to spend the last few days of her 40s -- are all telling the same story ... Michelle's visit is making day-to-day life almost impossible.
The owner of nearby Goble's Flower Farm tells us ... security checkpoints have been set up on the roads ... blocking customers from shopping there.
Other business owners complain they can't stock their shelves because road closures have screwed up their deliveries.
A worker at Grandma's Maui Coffee tells us, employees are arriving VERY late to work.
And fun is also affected. Recreational areas (like hiking trails) have also been shut down.
Not good for Oprah's relations with her neighbors, which have already been strained from her generally imposing presence. But it's nothing that a good cocktail party can't solve.
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Michelle Obama I'm Partying at Oprah's Maui Pad!
Michelle Obama is spending the last, fleeting days of her 40s at Oprah's palatial Maui estate ... law enforcement sources on the island tell TMZ.
The First Lady -- who turns 50 next Friday -- stayed behind when her hubby went back to the Oval Office. She island hopped from Oahu to Maui ... and went directly to Oprah's 12-bedroom spread.
A photog on the island tells TMZ ... Michelle will have company, as in Oprah.
Sources tell us security on the island is airtight, with SWAT teams and just about every other resource securing wide perimeters around Michelle.
It's truly a lady's vacation. Sasha and Malia went back with dad.
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Katy Perry You're Gonna Hear Me Roar I FINALLY SOLD MY DIVORCE HOUSE
Katy Perry has finally divorced the house she shared with Russell Brand ... and this time she got taken to the cleaners.
Katy bought the pad in 2011 for $6.5 million -- listed it in early 2013 asking around $8 mil but there were no takers.
Fast forward to December 31 ... our sources say the house was finally sold for $5.65.
After brokers fees ... Katy lost more than a million bucks.
The guy who bought it plans to gut the 8,800 sq. foot Hollywood Hills home.
Out with the old ...
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Taylor Swift Neighbors Pissed You're Screwing With Our Coastline!!
Taylor Swift is screwing with the coastline in a small Rhode Island community ... and pissing off neighbors in the process ... but Taylor's people say what she's doing is perfectly legal.
Swift is building a massive perimeter wall around her castle in Westerly, Rhode Island, moving tons of coastline rocks in the process.
One neighbor tells TMZ, "It was bad enough when she moved in, but to ruin a part of the town for all of us ... this is a whole new level of hate."
Surfers in the area tell TMZ ... the wall under construction around Taylor's 11,000 square foot mansion is messing with the wave break in Westerly.
And some residents are grousing ... the wall she's building is taking away public access that they have enjoyed for years.
We're getting multiple, conflicting stories from government workers and residents ... but from Taylor's point of view ... her people say government officials actually asked her to move some of the rocks that had drifted into the ocean back to her property line and that's what residents are seeing. They also claim the wall she's building is in the same spot as the original wall that was constructed decades ago but eroded over time.
It appears the prior owners built a wall closer to the mansion, but it was destroyed last year during Hurricane Sandy and now Taylor is building where the original wall had been. Problem is -- the residents are used to having the beach they will no longer enjoy.
Also ... officials say Taylor obtained all necessary permits.
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Miley Cyrus Burglary Looks Like Inside Job
Whoever made off with the $100,000 worth of jewelry and purses from Miley Cyrus' house last month did it from the inside ... at least that's what law enforcement believes.
Our cop sources tell us ... they've looked at various surveillance videos from Miley's home and the homes of neighbors ... and there's no sign of anyone suspicious entering or leaving her house.
What's more ... there's no sign of forced entry.
We're told multiple people had access to Miley's home ... especially since there were a number of workers at the house and cops are now scrutinizing them.
Miley wasn't home at the time the stuff was stolen.
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Kim and Kanye Winners!!! Nightmare Neighbor Award
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are rock bottom when it comes to choosing who you'd LEAST like to share a common fence with.
Zillow has revealed the celebs American would LEAST like to have as their neighbors ... and Kim and Kanye top the list -- according to 25% of us common folk. Only 2% feel the opposite.
The Honey Boo Boo clan comes in second in the worst celeb neighbor contest, weighing in at 18%. Somewhat surprising ... Justin Beiber came in 3rd at 16%, and Miley 4th aqt 16%.
As for the best celeb neighbor, Jimmy Fallon wins with 11%, while Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton share second position with Jennifer Lawrence at 10%
Beck TENANT FROM HELL Claims 'Inglourious Basterds' Star
Beck is in the middle of a war with a very rich, very powerful German ... a German who claims Beck DESTROYED his Malibu rental property ... and now, they're suing the crap out of each other, TMZ has learned.
The German is Til Schweiger -- who besides playing Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz in "Inglourious Basterds," is one of the top filmmakers in Germany (we'd put a clip in the post, but they're all too violent).
Here's what we know ... Til owns a huge mansion in Malibu and was renting it out to Beck for $11,000-per month from 2010 until Feb. 2013.
Both sides agree the mansion was a HELLHOLE when Beck left, but each man is holding the other responsible for the damage.
Beck says ... when he moved in, the home already had HUGE problems -- including mold, plumbing and electrical issues which caused further damage to everything from the fridge to the washing machine ... and even laptops.
Til says ... Beck had all sorts of unauthorized work done to the home while he lived there, causing "substantial physical damage" that required $40,571.00 in repairs.
Now, Beck's suing Til claiming the German won't return his $11,000 security deposit ... and Til's counter-suing Beck for the damage PLUS unpaid back rent, totaling $56,704.24.
USA vs. Germany ... this could get ugly.
Adrienne Maloof Cops SHUT DOWN XMAS PARTY!
Adrienne Maloof is too popular for her own good -- she invited WAY too many people to her XMAS party last night and the cops put the kibosh on the shindig.
The line for the party inside Mulholland Estates -- an uber-exclusive gated community near Bev Hills -- snaked from one side of her block to the other. Among those stranded outside -- Seth MacFarlane and cast members from "Entourage."
Neighbors got really pissed off and at around 10 PM the cops knocked at Adrienne's imposing front door and schooled her on excessive noise and the out-of-control lines.
It took a while, but eventually the party abruptly ended.
Among the guests -- Vanna White, The Game, Fergie (the Dutchess) and Heather McDonald.
And there's this ... none of the Bev Hills Housewives were there.
Terrence Howard Rent, More than a Play It's What You Owe
Terrence Howard -- who was evicted from Broadway -- has now been nailed with a huge amount of back rent.
Allow us to explain ... Howard lived in a fancy apartment building on Broadway in NYC. He fell WAY behind in rent and his landlord evicted him in May.
But there was some unfinished business. The landlord claimed Howard owed a whopping $51,907.85 in unpaid rent, so he sued for that amount.
Howard didn't show up for the court date, so the judge entered a default judgment in the landlord's favor.
Now here's the weird part. The judge didn't automatically accept the landlord's figure for back rent. Hizzoner has scheduled yet another hearing to determine exactly how much Howard owes.
Tenants can be such a pain in the ass.
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Jack Osbourne SOLD!! My Million $ Hollywood View
Jack Osbourne just sold his condo in L.A. and he didn't have to work very hard at it ... 'cause the picture postcard views of Hollywood pretty much did all the work.
Ozzy and Sharon's kid sold his 2 bedroom crib in a 9-story Hollywood building for $1.12 mil. He bought it for 960K in 2008 ... so he pocketed a little change in the deal.
The pad's about as Hollywood as it gets ... with a rooftop pool that has panoramic views of the iconic Hollywood skyline, including the nearby Capitol Records building.