Fights

Nick Lachey's ex-wife Jessica Simpson and his current gf Vanessa Minnillo battled it out at different Ralphs supermarkets to see who had the most baggage.

Fox was outside Nobu when she lit up Pamela Anderson for calling Jess Simpson a "whore."

Vai -- who's only 5'9" -- knocked 6'4" Canseco down twice before the fight was stopped.

Apparently a crew member of the movie was arrested for public intoxication and resisting arrest. That's when police say Brolin, Wright and the others interfered. According to the Shreveport Times, the actors allegedly put up such a fuss that the police at the nightclub had to call for backup.

Brolin and Wright were both arrested during the melee.

Wino smacked one of her own security guys as he blocked pappers outside her London home -- giving Amy a threepeat of slaps in as many weeks. There's a record to be proud of!

Game told "The Nutz In The Morning" on Power 98.3 one of his grieving family members was so pissed that the rapper only offered to pay for the casket and flowers, that the bereaved cousin actually brought gang members to the funeral, hit him up for "the cheese" at the funeral and ultimately threw the shove that ignited a violent war ... at the funeral! Mo' money mo' problems!

Vegas police have arrested another man accused of breaking Javon Walker's face last month.

Cops say Deshawn Thomas took part in the insane robbery and beatdown that left the Raiders wide receiver unconscious on a street near the Las Vegas strip last month. Thomas will be charged with kidnapping, robbery and conspiracy to commit robbery with substantial bodily harm.

Another suspect, Arfat Fadel, was arrested two weeks ago.

Thomas is being held without bail.

Zachery Ty Bryan, who played Brad Taylor on "Home Improvement" -- is suing Choice Hotels International over an incident back in April 2008. Zach claims he was staying at a hotel in San Diego when he and a few friends went across the street to grab a Gatorade. When he came back just after midnight, Bryan's lawyer claims the hotel wouldn't let him upstairs, since the room wasn't in his name.

Then things went really bad ...

Looks like baby Harlow hasn't settled Nicole Richie's wild side yet.

We're told Nicole was involved in an altercation around 1 AM this morning with a female while in line at the valet outside the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. Sources say Richie was so rowdy she had to be escorted off the property by security!

The photo was taken early last night at Wasted Space inside the Hard Rock, where we're told Nicole was partying with Carey Hart and the boys from Good Charlotte.

Hard Rock was mum on the issue.

Eminem may have proved that its better to be pissing than be pissed off.

Miad Jarbou filed a lawsuit Friday in Oakland Circuit Court, claiming the rapper punched him two years ago while in a strip club bathroom. Detnews.com reports that the Jarbou seeks $25,000 in damages.

Clearly Eminem doesn't want anyone around when he's relieving his slim shady!

A woman involved in the melee said Goldberg beat her friends up and hit one of them over the head with a vodka bottle -- that she paid for! How's that for gangsta?!

UPDATE: Ron says he didn't strike anyone -- he was just having a good time when several drunks at the booth next to him started harassing him and his people.

Yes, that Robertson Blvd -- known home of 24/7 paparazzi attention and the place where any media whore looking for an easy photo-op goes for a good time.

Now that Ron Goldberg is calling out Susan Berg -- who's been parading around town like she's the big cheese -- she's gone silent and he's still slinging words.

Malibu Sheriffs did end up asking several paps to leave the area, after they engaged in a heated discussion on public vs. private beaches. The Sheriffs on the scene cited "public safety" concerns for the removal.

Back in the day of "Celebrity Justice" (Memba Them?), we found a Malibu-based gang known as Malibu Locals Only (MLO). The gang had allegedly been assaulting college students and tourists that hung out on parts of the beach MLO considered its turf. One altercation led to a lawsuit against a famous celeb's son.

And there's more...