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Miley Cyrus is more trick than treat this Halloween ... at least judging by the photo of some very X-rated pumpkins she just posted on Twitter.

It's unclear if Miley carved the Jack-o'-lanterns herself -- but she's definitely proud of the 3 pumpkins, 2 of which contain images of people bangin' (one lesbian scene) and another gourd contains an image of a giant marijuana leaf.

And to tie the whole thing together, there's a sign that reads, "Happy F**king Halloween."

You stay classy, Miley.

David Spade has something in common with all your un-original friends ... they dressed up as foxes for Halloween this year.

That's right ... Spade (and millions of others) took a page from the wildly popular viral video "The Fox (What Does the Fox Say)" by Ylvis ... and rocked the trendy costume.

At least he didn't dress up like Miley Cyrus at the MTV Video Music Awards.

Now go watch the video and enjoy having the song stuck in your head.

... for the rest of the day.

Prepare to hear Paris Hilton roar this Halloween ... 'cause TMZ has learned she dropped a ton of money on several sexy costumes -- including a Katy Perry-inspired jungle getup.

Our costume sources tell us Paris blew over $5k at Trashy Lingerie in L.A. ... and bought a ton of stuff including a custom made jungle woman outfit like Katy Perry in the video for "Roar."

We're told Paris' other costumes include your standard slutty fairy, slutty princess and of course ... slutty warrior woman.

It's a big change for Paris, who's trying to branch out this year ... after spending previous Halloweens dressed as slutty cop, slutty Indian, slutty nurse, slutty genie, slutty sailor, slutty prisoner, slutty Alice in Wonderland and slutty Robin (of Batman & Robin).

Hough was at the Casamigos Tequila party in Hollwood ... and dressed up as Crazy Eyes -- the popular character from "Orange is the New Black."

We're pretty sure Paula Deen would have been skewered if she did it. So we gotta ask ...

"Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" star Kyle Richards won't let 4 children stop her from slutting it up on Halloween -- in fact, the 44-year-old tells TMZ, she's already purchased her risque costume for 2013.

Richards was at an event in L.A. Wednesday night when we asked how sexy a mom should dress on All Hallows' Eve -- and Richards said she had ALREADY purchased her costume from Trashy Lingerie in L.A., a store famous for its slutty duds.

But she says she did restrain herself a LITTLE for the sake of her kids, adding, "I ended up with [a more conservative costume] because I am a mom."

Of course, "conservative" at Trashy Lingerie just means your ass isn't showing ... completely.

Sandra Bullock looked a little bony yesterday.

The actress got into the Halloween spirit a little early this year with her son Louis, dressing up in matching Day of the Dead-style costumes for a party in Hollywood.

Scary ... but if you really want to crap your pants, watch "Gravity."

There are going to be MILLIONS of foxes running around this Halloween ... 'cause the furry animal costumes are selling at record numbers this year -- and it's all thanks to that insane viral video "What Does the Fox Say," TMZ has learned.

By now, you're probably one of the 131 MILLION people who watched the bizarre, hilarious (yet strangely fascinating) video by the band Ylvis on YouTube (and if you haven't seen it, GET OUT FROM YOUR FOX HOLE!).

We spoke to 3 of the biggest costume outlets in the country -- Spirit Halloween, Buycostumes, and Amazon -- and we're told that fox costumes are exploding this year, crushing last year's sales.

In fact, one outlet says fox costume sales are up almost 40% from last Halloween ... and the number is expected to rise, with Halloween still another 2 weeks away.

But don’t worry – the costume retailers tell us they’re beefing up orders of bushy tails and pointy fox ears ... so it's not too late to jump on the bandwagon and join the skulk (see below).

Fox Fact: a group of foxes is called a skulk ... now you know.

Efron appeared in great spirits as he hit up the Griffith Park Haunted Hayride with Julianne Hough and former "Hairspray" co-star Brittany Snow ... as well as director Adam Shankman.

TMZ broke the story -- the 25-year old actor completed 2 rounds of treatment earlier this year to combat the cocaine problem that took over his life.

Julianne's brother Derek Hough snapped a pic with the group sharing hugs and smiles -- and posted it online afterward saying, "Great time last night with great friends."

Eli Roth's Goretorium may rise from the dead ... because he has a plan to resurrect the house of terror in Vegas, after the OG (Original Goretorium) went into bankruptcy.

The guru of gore hit up Eveleigh last night for disso-queen Laura Wasser's book party ... and he explained how bankruptcy does not necessary equal death.

In the video ... he also explains one of the biggest tricks of the terror trade.

How do you know you're shopping for pumpkins in Beverly Hills?? When the pumpkin patch offers VALET PARKING ... just ask Halle Berry's husband.

With Halloween right around the corner (that came quick, didn't it?) Olivier Martinez took 5-year-old Nahla hunting for jack-o-lanterns yesterday at the fancy Mr. Bones' Pumpkin Patch in the B.H.

As for Halle, she didn't make the trek -- probably because she's still taking it easy after giving birth to her son Maceo on Saturday.

But Olivier didn't have to clumsily lug Nahla's pumpkin all the way back to the car like most people do -- they just had to wait in the valet line for someone to pull their car around for them.

Gotta love L.A. ...

Halle Berry gave birth to a baby boy Saturday ... and now the pressure is on all of the adults to make sure there are no more Thanksgiving Day bloodbaths.

Halle delivered the baby where many celebs do .. Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A.

So here's the rub. The new baby daddy is Halle's new hubby, Olivier Martinez. But there's a second baby daddy in the pic -- Gabriel Aubry, father of 5-year-old Nahla.

Nahla spends most of her time with Halle and Olivier, but Gabriel is an involved, good parent -- with a temper. Olivier also has a temper, and deadly hands.

The baby and Nahla are going to bond, and it's going to be more difficult now for Nahla to "disappear" when she's with Gabriel.

The question -- are the adults going to behave.

Stay tuned.

Charlie Sheen chose his current favorite ex-wife for a trip to show the kiddies how much fun it can be to stab a pumpkin in the face.

Denise Richards and Charlie took the twins he had with Brooke Mueller ... along with Denise's adopted daughter Eloise (yeah, it's complicated) to Underwood Farms in Moorpark.

Denise is the temporary legal guardian of twins Bob and Max while their biological mother Brooke tries to get clean.

Soo ... Rick Ross hijacked one of our camera guys on the streets of NYC this week -- telling him he no longer works for TMZ, he's property of RR. And then he gave Harvey a new name ... "Hervis."

The whole thing was pretty hilarious -- and our camera guy was initially stoked to be in Rick's employ, until the rapper broke some pretty terrible news ... NO CHRISTMAS PARTIES.

Turns out, Harvey actually embraced the re-naming ... and celebrated by getting in touch with his urban side.

Hervis, out.

Joan Rivers tells TMZ ... she doesn't believe Anthony Weiner is fit to hold public office ... 'cause he's a total "piece of garbage."

Joan was in NY yesterday -- and wished us a happy Rosh Hashanah -- when the topic turned to the most famous Jew vs. Jew battle since Cain and Abel ... Anthony Weiner vs. The Jewish guy in the deli.

"[Weiner] was like, 'Don't judge me!'" Joan said ... adding, "No, we don't, we just judge your penis."

There's a pretty good "pulling out" joke in the clip too. Check it out.

Anthony Weiner isn't just an a-hole to Brits and women and school teachers ... he's also a prick to Jews -- and today in NY, he screamed at one inside of a Jewish bakery.

Weiner was being his typical unlikable self ... when a voter made a comment about why he thought the habitual self-dong photographer should fold his campaign.

Weiner, unhappy with the comment, called the guy a jackass ... and went off on another condescending attack ... proving, once again, he's the worst campaigner of all time.

Happy Rosh Hashanah everybody.

9/5/13 -- Turns out, the guy Weiner was screaming at had talked smack about Anthony's wife right before the eruption ... and it was all caught on tape.

In new footage, you can hear the Jewish man tell Weiner, "You're a real scumbag" .... and, "You're married to an Arab."

That's when Weiner lost his cool.

So, now that we know this information, do ya blame Weiner for going ballistic on the guy?