Hot Bodies

It appears that muscle man Matthew McConaughey prefers bare bones fitness routines over exorbitant "Sahara"-sized studio-funded workouts -- when they're on his dime!

Decked out in a stifling wetsuit, the cardio king kept his regime simple as he stretched, did some yoga and rode a stationary bike outside his Airstream compound in Malibu on Wednesday. Afterwards, Matthew slipped into something more comfortable and toasted the sunset with a male buddy. How sweet.

Matthew has been silent on reports of his lavish expenses, which helped drive his big-budget flop "Sahara" into the, er, sand. But by the looks of his rock hard, rippling bod, it was money well spent!

Barely dressed in a taut, belly-revealing, striped green top and minty-fresh ruffled underpants, Fergie's rockin' assets would make anyone want to go, er, solo!

Who needs Black Eyed Peas, when you got plus-sized Ts?!

The shock rocker's ex-wife, Dita Von Teese, performed a mouthwatering striptease at Crazy Horse Paris at the MGM Grand last night in Las Vegas, hosing herself down on stage while wearing little more than a thong and pasties. Hot!

Manson recently told Le Parisien newspaper that the two split because Dita wanted him to "become more adult, more responsible," something he must have refused to do. Perhaps as a MAC spokesmodel, she wanted to be the one to wear the makeup in the family.

While walking her girls from Parc to a faraway parking lot, Jess had a close run-in with a dreadlocked homeless man, who was curious as to why everyone was taking pictures of her. Her sarcastic reply -- "I don't know." Simpson's leather-clad Nick Lachey-alike then stepped in and shielded her from the curious streetperson.

A short time later, TMZ caught Simpson near the end of her uplifted barhopping adventure, telling photographers outside of her final stop, Winston's, that she didn't have any fun at the hotspot, however, photographers and onlookers had fun wherever Jess and the girls appeared.

"I got pretty skinny for a little bit," Jenna told us Friday night at the T-Mobile Sidekick iD launch party. "My lightest was about 92 pounds." Her breasts probably accounted for most of that.

Jenna joked to our cameras, "I ate today!" before heading into the event. Then on her way home, one of Jenna's friends handed her a corndog, to which she announced, "I love hot dogs on a stick. So f**king sexy!" Yes, yes they are.

Smokin' hot Hughie, seen here with his daughter on Bronte beach, is a prime example of a DILF. Doesn't this make you want to go down under?

With a pink, '80s-inspired sweater clinging to her bod, and hoop earrings nearly bigger than her head, Kimmie was the Queen of the Rink -- though she nearly fell on her shapely ass when one of the curves proved a bit more hazardous than her own.

There was even some girl-on-girl action for Kim Superstar, who was caught holding hands with an unknown super short-skirted buddy. Sorry guys, no "Rollergirls" here.

The great unwashed hunk struck this yoga pose yesterday in between jogging and jumping rope.

Notice how the setting sun highlights his highlights. Oh, and the fuzz on his creamy thighs.

The former "Baywatch" superbabe proves that at 39, she knows how to clean up and still look bangin'.

Maybe the sexafication is because Tommy Lee is back in the picture.

Ian Ziering is dancing his way into our living rooms every week, but the former 90210ian won't be flashing his privates in the pages of Playgirl.

In Touch claimed that Ziering had been offered a tantalizing $100,000 to drop his leotard for the peep rag.

TMZ contacted a Playgirl rep who, when asked about the reports, informed us, "Uhhhh, that would be a big NO. Playgirl doesn't have that kind of budget to play with." Playgirl without something to play with?

Carmen Electra has traded her "Baywatch" bikinis and Pussycat Doll garter belts for completely nude wrestling!

While Electra, unfortunately, doesn't appear nude herself, she is hostess of Naked Revolution's "Naked Women's Wrestling League." NWWL features wrestlers engaging in the same high-impact, body-slamming action you see on the WWE, except here they're female and, oh yeah, completely naked!

Filmed at the Docks Concert Theatre in Toronto, the titillating event also includes an appearance by porn star and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey. Luckily, Carey's friend and fellow Hyde reject, Chyna Doll, is nowhere in sight!

Carmen Electra's Naked Women's Wrestling League premieres tonight on iNDemand Pay-Per-View, but TMZ has a preview -- for mature audiences only. You're welcome!

It seems that porn princess Jenna Jameson has taken up magic, because she is disappearing right before our eyes!

While posing with behemoth boyfriend Tito Ortiz at TAO nightclub in Las Vegas on Thursday, the vanishing blonde bobblehead measured about half the width of Ortiz's arm!

Unless she's a vegetarian, the triple X-small beauty might want to consider eating some real meat!

TMZ obtained a photo from another woman who claims The Hedgehog put his John, er, Hancock on her boob without permission. The woman, seen in the above photo, described the scene to TMZ: "[Jeremy] signed my friend without asking. Then before I could say 'No, thanks,' he pulled the front of my dress down, and signed me too!"

The porn star could face battery charges in Florida for allegedly pulling a similar stunt at a porno convention last weekend.

The melon-bicepped hunk got spandexed up for a bike ride around the Runyon Canyon area of Los Angeles, leaving motorists, dog walkers and hikers gaping at the form fatale.

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