Hot Bodies

Chris Brown continues to look noticeably heavier since getting out of jail ... bravely partying without a shirt on while hanging out Wednesday afternoon in glorious St. Tropez.

CB is partying in France while one of his new neighbors in the San Fernando Valley tells TMZ he has no qualms about shooting the R&B singer if he trespasses onto his property.

Based on these photos, it doesn't seem Chris moves with a lot quickness these days ... so he's best to heed the warning.

If Orlando Bloom was worried about Miranda Kerr -- hours before fighting Justin Bieber -- he wasn't showing it because he had his hands full with multiple hot chicks.

Bloom was cruising around the island of Ibiza Tuesday on a speedboat, pumping his fists in the air, dancing with beautiful women ... and looking like he's shouting, "Turn Down for What!" Ultimate bachelor's life.

Looking at these pics, it was VERY GOOD to be Orlando yesterday. Last night? Not so much.

Shoulda stayed on the boat, Orlando.

Paris Hilton and boyfriend River Viiperi are on the outs, cause she was sucking face with some guy on the beach this weekend ... someone other than River.

Hilton and her new male model friend Josh Upshaw were in Malibu Sunday when they got deep into a make out sesh ... right in the open. According to our sources, Paris and River ended their relationship amicably recently.

Neither has spoken about the break-up, but they haven't been seen together for several months now.

The River no longer runs through it.

Truth is, if there weren't cameras all over the convention center, Audrina probably wouldn't be rubbing elbows with Wookies and Klingons -- but she gets some props for the authentic comic book Mystique costume.

She'd get way more if she'd gone as one of the movie versions.

Selena Gomez flew back to LA after her birthday trip with two things in tow -- her new BFF Cara Delevingne … and a mysterious rose.

So, we're saying there's a chance -- or it could just be a giant put-on.

Not that we'd care if it was.

It's Selena Gomez's birthday, but we're getting the gifts -- behold Selena and Cara Delevingne showering ... together ... in bikinis ... on a yacht.

Our favorite new BFFs made the sexiest pitch for water conservation while continuing SG's bday week celebration in St. Tropez -- but this time they had company in the form of Tommaso "Tommy" Chiabra.

In addition to ruining an otherwise perfect moment ... Chiabra has been seen with Gomez a lot recently, and has also been linked to 'Gossip Girl' Jessica Szohr.

Hate him. Love the pics.

When ya see a guy the size of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson … one obvious question pops in your head, but whatever you do -- do NOT ask it out loud … as our camera guy learned.

The Rock -- so damn huge he's playing "Hercules" -- was in NYC Tuesday when our pap fell into gym meathead mode and asked, "How much are you benching?"

You gotta see Rock's initial reaction to the question (which he must hear 100 times/day) -- but he does eventually hit the photog with the perfect answer … for the smartass question.

Our guy shoulda learned from Alex Pettyfer -- who made the same screwup on Muscle Beach last weekend.

Selena Gomez celebrated her 22nd birthday in St. Tropez with smoking hot model Cara Delevingne -- who famously celebrated … other stuff with Michelle Rodriguez.

Now Cara's got Selena's back. We're undecided about her front … for now.

Notorious friender Cara Delevingne has a new gal pal ... Selena Gomez, who celebrated her 22nd birthday with Delevingne aboard a yacht in St. Tropez.

Forget posing for a pic with model Tanz Watson, if Selena really wants to make Justin Bieber jealous ... this is how you do it.

Lea Michele proudly displayed the 3 Bs during her Italian vacay -- boyfriend, boat, and a whole lot of her thong-framed butt.

The "Glee" star was spotted making out with her bf Matthew Paetz ... onboard a boat off Positano this weekend.

Apparently, Matthew's gigolo "research" is paying off -- cause the "coach" is scoring big time on the open sea.

That's amoré!

"Magic Mike" star Alex Pettyfer royally pissed off the wrong guys -- some muscle-bound dudes at world famous Muscle Beach in Venice, CA.

Watch this ... it's a safe bet AP will never again ask another dude with 8-pack abs and 38DD pecs about his lifting regimen!

"Once Upon a Time" finally found its Princess Elsa ... Georgina Haig was on set Wednesday to shoot after beating out a smoking hot bikini model. Fairy tales don't always come true.

Georgina was sporting the signature blonde wig and blue dress from "Frozen" ... but if ABC had selected Anna Faith -- who campaigned hard for the part -- this photo could look much, much different.

Sure, they probably would've put Anna in the same stupid dress, but still ... the producers might have made a mistake here.

Just sayin' ...

Hurry up and look at this photo of Elle MacPherson in a bikini, because at some point she's going to return to her home planet and we'll never see her again.

The 50-year-old supermodel (kids, this is what a supermodel looks like) posted the ridiculous photo to her Twitter page the other day, with a caption reading, "Super greens... After super swim."

As if you needed more proof Elle looks INSANE for her age ... Courtney Love just turned 50 as well.

Rock on, Elle.

Maria Sharapova is such a badass ... she hit the sand dunes BEFORE the ESPYs to sneak in a killer workout ... and we've got the pics.

The tennis superstar was out in Manhattan Beach where she ran up the sandy hills for about an hour ... showing off her killer abs in the process.

A short time later, Sharapova swapped out the gym clothes for a fancy dress and went to the award show -- where she towered over her co-presenter Floyd Mayweather in a pretty hilarious segment.

Wearing a tiny pink bikini, 43-year-old Denise Richards showed off her fantastic body ... looking as if "Wild Things" came out last week and not 16 years ago.

When you factor in she's had two kids ... and had to deal with her Charlie Sheen drama ... it's even more amazing.

Taylor Swift and every inch of her ridiculous legs she can legally show strutted into her apartment building ... in a pretty hot open back blouse too.