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An MLB announcer LOST IT on a bunch of Arizona State sorority girls Wednesday night ... when he noticed they were more obsessed with taking hot dog selfies than watching the game -- and it was HILARIOUS!!

Ya gotta watch the clip ... the announcers just clown on the group of Alpha Chi Omegas who take selfie after selfie after selfie ... using various food items as props, including a churro.

At one point the announcer asks ... "Do you have to make faces when you take selfies?"

Yes.

BTW, the girls don't seem upset -- in fact, they bragged about it on the official AXO twitter account ... and even posted a pic of the hot dog selfie.

Pizza can't solve all problems, not even for The Fat Jewish ... because he's turning to Spencer Pratt for spiritual guidance. No, you read that correctly.

The Instagram comedy curator and pizza fanatic arrived in L.A. Tuesday for a session with his new shaman and former 'Hills' star -- something our photog found hard to believe ... so he hopped the shuttle bus with FJ to get the story.

As we first reported, Pratt is shooting a new reality series, so it's most likely a stunt for the show, but still entertaining to watch.

And if Pratt's crap doesn't work ... Fat Jewish's vintage GWAR shirt should scare off plenty of demons. Just sayin'.

Katy Perry got some girl on girl action from a "rolling" fan she brought onstage at the Rock In Rio festival.

Things started off sweet with the fan showering Katy with a few kisses, and then she decided to cop a feel of Katy's boobs -- which is when KP reaches the conclusion, "She's rolling!"

The girl's name remains a mystery ... even after she slurred it multiple times onstage. Watch the video, you'll see what we mean, but gotta hand it to Katy -- she handled it like a champ.

The whole exchange is hysterical, right up to the fan's grab-ass exit.

Bad KatyCat.

DMX took a turn at the griddle and whipped up a mean chicken fajita omelette at an IHOP outside Buffalo, NY ... but don't worry, he's not ditching hip-hop for pancake flippin'.

X, who was released from the slammer on Friday, was spotted behind the IHOP serving window over the weekend, days after his release, leading folks to think he'd gotten himself a new post-prison gig as a line cook.

Not so ... we're told he was there to meet his manager and after the meal wanted to meet the cooks who made his meal, and that's when he got a little too comfortable with the grease and pan.

You can't blame the guy ... he was locked away for a couple months and likely worked up some cravings.

A woman had a pretty creative idea ... deliver a huge batch of yellow dahlias -- the National Mexican flower -- to Donald Trump's doorstep ... but her protest fell apart in spectacular and hilarious fashion.

Estefani Mercedes struggled with her massive bouquet as she tried to navigate the revolving door at Trump Tower in NYC. She was carrying 1,000 flowers, each with a note from a Latin immigrant sarcastically thanking Trump for his views on immigration.

You gotta see the video. It looks like something Lucy Ricardo would do.

It's curtains for Carly Fiorina's presidential campaign, that is if she believes in omens.

The GOP candidate was stumping in San Antonio Sunday night -- speaking to a female business owners convention -- when she was rudely interrupted ... by her staging falling apart.

The curtains rigged up behind her came crashing down, but you gotta see Carly's reaction. She didn't exactly run for cover -- nor did anyone run to yank her to safety.

Carly dodged a direct hit, but likely learned a lesson -- in politics, someone's always gotta have your back.

Here's video that should make Mark Cuban happy -- DeAndre Jordan getting shot with a water cannon ... right in front of Billy Crystal.

Comedy can be brutal, as Donald Trump and Caitlyn Jenner found out Wednesday night.

Mr. Garrison had his way with the leader of the Republican pack, sodomizing him "Deliverance" style.

Caitlyn, whose fatal car accident case is now in the hands of the L.A. County D.A., is showcased in a flashy car as she annihilates a pedestrian.

People on social media are giving this a giant thumbs up.

Surviving on the streets of New York City ain't easy, but a Big Apple squirrel's got the hard knock life all figured out ... curing its sugar craving with a milkshake.

The squirrel displays serious street smarts ... removing the lid and straw like it was born in the same lab that gave Spiderman its powers.

Somewhere, pizza rat is kicking himself he didn't get to this can first.

Shake Shack had their own thoughts on the squirrel video, tweeting "The heart wants what it wants."

Real question ...

A full scale dance brawl broke out at a high school football game in Dallas last week -- when a drill team member broke the golden rule of dance battle ... SHE MESSED UP A GIRL'S HAIR!!!!

You'd think having the name Andy Samberg has its perks -- after all, the 'SNL' vet just hosted the Emmys -- but it's turned a namesake into a target of hate.

Andy Sandberg, a Tony Award-winning producer, says his Twitter account has been flooded since Sunday night by haters who went on a mission to trash Samberg for his jokes about Donald Trump and Kim Davis.

Turns out Samberg the comedian doesn't tweet from his own Twitter account ... he uses The Lonely Island account. The real problem here ... people don't know how to spell Samberg's last name.

It's been going on for years ... Sandberg says he gets Samberg's fan mail and pleas to audition for "Brooklyn Nine-Nine." He's even gotten a residual check ... but he didn't open it.

Sandberg also says he barely watched the Emmys. Join the crowd.

What is New York City famous for? Rats and pizza ... and this video has both.

This little guy must have really been jonesing for a slice ... opting for carry out instead of delivery.

Kate Hudson is NOT some snooty Hollywood actress -- which is awesome -- and proved it with a bag of cheese puffs and a bottle o' wine (twist off, naturally) ... ON A BOAT.

This ain't the yacht life either -- Kate's version of #SundayFunday was chillin' on a lake somewhere in her bikini on a pontoon boat.

By the way, white wine was served in plastic cups, and her hashtags on the pic included: #FootballLiveFeed.

Kate Hudson. Officially on the "cool chick" list.

This tyke is well on its way to being a prestigious actor ... 'cause whenever dad gets close with the nail clippers, this little fibber lets out a big yell before cracking up.

Pops can't even finish grooming his future Oscar winner because of how much his baby is making him laugh.

Chris Christie's True Heart gaffe during Wednesday's GOP debate has got the Internet buzzing about his Care Bear answer.

Christie's answer to Wednesday night's debate question ... "What would you want your Secret Service code name to be?" ... confused viewers when he said, "True Heart."

The Internet pointed out en masse that True Heart is one of the O.G. Care Bears ... the insanely popular '80s animated kids series.

It's unclear if Christie was calling out the first thing that came to mind, or attempting a clever pun, but we sent a message up to the licensing company behind the still popular brand (kids call it the Care-a-Lot clouds)... and we were told True Heart is flattered at the nod.

Care Bear central added ... Christie and True have a lot in common -- they're both "kind, affectionate, attentive and obviously, very huggable!"

Pretty sure that was a fat joke.

Katy Perry's rabid fans don't play, especially when they're face-to-face with their queen -- but one of them got totally insulted during a hysterical exchange in NYC.

KP was outside The Standard Hotel, taking pics and signing autographs with a few fans ... actually make that ... SUPERfans, because it's obvious Katy's met them several times before.

Everyone seemed to be having a great time until Perry cracked a joke about some other guy -- who's not there -- being her #1 fan. #awwwwwkward.

But so funny.