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Big Poppa Pump painfully pummeled a pierogi in Pittsburgh ... POW!

It all went down at the Pirates game ... ex-WWE superstar Scott Steiner was standing near the finish line of the pierogi race ... when he delivered a ferocious clothesline to the dashing dumpling.

Once a heel ...

A bunch of strippers got advanced copies of Lenny Dykstra's new autobiography at a party in NYC Tuesday night and the reviews are in ... IT'S A BOOK!

Here are some pics from the party at Vivid Cabaret NYC -- where the ex-MLB superstar actually took the time to read some pages from 'House of Nails' to some of the dancers.

"He’s proud of his book and he read some passages to the girls," Vivid Cabaret NYC girl Kimmie said.

"Oh, and we all gave lap dances to Lenny. I consider it probably the greatest book party ever."

D'Angelo Russell is finally laughing at the cell phone scandal that brought down Nick Young's engagement to Iggy Azalea ... mocking the situation in a new Foot Locker commercial.

It's actually a pretty funny spot ... Ben Simmons asks Russell if he has any advice for him about how to make it in the NBA.

Russell's response is ... well, perfect.

Gilbert Arenas is throwing some major salt in Nick Young's wounds -- clowning the guy for getting dumped by Iggy Azalea ... and he ain't pullin' any punches.

We THOUGHT the two were friends -- especially when Gilbert told us he had planned on going to Nick's bachelor party a few months back. But Nick wasn't having it and told him he wasn't invited.

Fast forward to Monday night ... after Gilbert found out Iggy broke up with Nick ... and Agent Zero unloaded on his former Washington Wizards teammate on the Gram.

"@swaggyp1 i guess u wont be invited to YO #bachelorparty either 😂😂😂😂#gotdumped."

"BUT dont worry n***a i got you...#bachleorparty just turned into #TheBreakUpParty at #Samsstripclub we about to be in there with a pocket full of (1's) with no draws on."

He went on to wax poetically about how he hopes Nick engages in unprotected coitus with several ladies ... and then explains why he hates condoms. You can click here for the whole thing.

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"If I was [LeBron James], I would just walk around with my **** out."

Marlon Wayans says LeBron didn't just stick it to the Warriors Sunday night -- he stuck it to all of his critics ... and to make his point, he should walk around town with his junk out.

Derek Jeter tried to convince President Obama he's still a pretty young guy ... despite what the sports media may think.

Obama responded by KEEPIN' IT REAL, SON!

It's a pretty great clip ... Obama sat down with the Yankees legend for an interview with "The Players' Tribune" -- and was trying to get some retirement advice from Jeter.

That's when Jeter complained that sports media labels people as "old" when they hit age 30.

Selena Gomez will tell ya ... that first step can be a real bitch when you're performing in front of 19,000 people.

She had a gig in Tulsa Sunday night, and her attempt to go down a short flight of stairs onstage did NOT go smoothly.

Instead of falling for Justin Bieber -- now she's just falling AFTER him.

Calvin Harris will take Taylor Swift back ... when rocks grow.

The DJ zinged his ex Friday afternoon outside a WeHo gym ... the same place he cleverly threw shade the day before, with an assist from Kanye and his Yeezys.

By the way ... check out Friday's shoe selection -- same brand ... in black.

Justin Bieber disappeared onstage Thursday night after falling through a trap door, and it's pretty dramatic.

The Biebs was performing at the SaskTel Centre in Saskatoon, Canada when he traversed the stage and was swallowed up.

Check out both videos ... he got back on his feet and he seems ok, but this was a top 10 for 2016.

Minnesota Vikings WR Laquon Treadwell learned the hard way ... DO NOT let your teammates know it's your birthday when you're a rookie ... or get 60,000 packs of fruit snacks in your SUV.

Treadwell -- a 1st round draft pick this year -- turned 21 this week. LT's teammates gave him a lot of very small, fruity birthday gifts ... and they even loaded them into his SUV.

FYI -- that's around $10,000 worth of fruit snacks.

The good news ... it coulda been A LOT worse -- just ask ex-NBA star Kenyon Martin.

Back in 2010, someone pulled an April Fools prank on Martin -- filling up his Range Rover with BUTTERED POPCORN ... and dude was pissed!!!

We got the audio -- in which you can hear Martin threatening to bring the wrath to whoever pulled the prank 'cause the butter ruined his expensive interior ... angry, angry stuff.

So yeah ... Treadwell got off easy!

"Damn Daniel" viral stars Josh Holz and Daniel Lara are having no problems wrangling chicks ... evidenced by their stud status at The Grove.

Kevin Hart says he THINKS he might be in a beef with Michael Jordan -- after the comic went in on the NBA legend about his high-waisted pants and weird mustache at a recent event.

Hart explained the whole thing on 'Kimmel' Tuesday night -- saying he was roasting MJ with (what he thought was) some harmless burns ... but things got super awkward AFTER the event.

Here's Draymond Green getting showered with "MVP" chants from fans on his way out of the BATHROOM at the A's game Monday night ... while his Warriors were getting shellacked across the street.

As we previously reported, since Green was suspended and banned from attending Game 5 -- he got a suite at O.co Coliseum so he could be right next door to Oracle Arena in case Golden State won.

Green DEFINITELY had support at O.co -- with fans chanting "Free Draymond" on his way into the pisser ... and "MVP" on his way out.

Good thing he doesn't get stage fright ...

Bo don't know Brock ... apparently.

With Brock Lesnar referring to himself as "the modern day Bo Jackson" -- due to his UFC and WWE success -- we went right to the 2-sport authority and asked Bo himself how he felt about the comparison.

Roy Jones Jr. isn't just a great boxer -- but he's also a pretty knowledgeable fight analyst ... so, we had to ask ... who would win in a Draymond Green vs. LeBron James throwdown??

You gotta watch the clip ... Jones essentially says that while LeBron is clearly the superior athlete, Green's got way more heart.

"He's got more fight in him."

Jones also says it's LeBron's own damn fault he got hit in the nuts for dangling his berries so close to a guy who has a reputation for being a ball socker.

Kevin Hart's strong.

Check out this footage of the funnyman busting his ass in a Miami gym Sunday morning with Dolphins superstar Ndamukong Suh ... pulling the 320-pounder in a sled LIKE A BOSS!!!

Hart -- who's a hardcore gym rat -- wrote, "Listen up people ... Its not about the size of a man its about the size of the "Hart" within the man!!!! I refuse to be outworked."

He added some pretty hilarious hashtags -- #KickingMyBodiesAss #iPulledTheS***OutOfHisBigAss #ImAbeastDamnIt #BossNeedsToWipeThatDumbassLookOffHisFace #SuhWasGrowlingAtMeWhileIwasPulling."