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Here's R.J. Mitte walking the catwalk for Vivienne Westwood in Milan.

Rack 'em up, Walt Jr.

One minute you're in a Beverly Hills mansion ... the next you're in some dude's garage -- at least, that's how it went for President Obama today when he stopped by Marc Maron's house to be on MM's insanely popular podcast.

POTUS hit up the comic's Highland Park home (near Dodger Stadium) to be a guest on "WTF with Marc Maron" ... which Marc still records in his actual garage.

No word on what they discussed yet (the podcast airs Monday) ... but Maron is known for being able to have some pretty "real" conversations with huge stars ... like Robin Williams, Louis C.K. and Ben Stiller.

After the show, the two posed for a selfie ... but Obama must've been in a hurry, 'cause he left without his coffee cup.

One man's trash ...

NBA legend Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was inspired by Rachel Dolezal ... and even Caitlyn Jenner ... to step forward and reveal a huge secret of his own.

Kareem said, "I've decided to come out with the truth. I am not tall (#shortstuff)" ... in a Time article.

The absurd, and clearly tongue-in-cheek confession ... came in an op-ed piece Kareem wrote about Dolezal ... hours after her resignation from her NAACP presidency. Abdul-Jabbar added, "Although I've been claiming to be 7'2" for many decades, the truth is that I'm 5'8"."

Seriously though ... Kareem gives Dolezal props for all she's done for the black community, and suggests she should get a pass for her white lie -- or as he put it, "a Bill Clinton Get Out of Jail Free card."

Wanna see Tom Brady trying to dance to hip-hop music ... with Wiz Khalifa egging him on?

Great ... 'cause that happened at the New England Patriots Super Bowl ring ceremony last night.

Among the highlights ...

-- Tom Brady dancing to "Handsome and Wealthy" by Migos
-- Robert Kraft dancing to "6 God" by Drake
-- Rob Gronkowski gettin' low to "Trap Queen" while sweatin' through his shirt

The party all went down at Robert Kraft's home. Everyone left with fabulous parting gifts (205 diamonds).

The lead singer of Smash Mouth lost his cool during a concert, and started cussing like CRAZY at the crowd ... all because of a little bread.

The '90s band (still working the county fair & festival circuit) was performing at a Colorado food fest on Sunday when people in the crowd started throwing slices of bread on stage -- and when the dough hit lead singer Steve Harwell. ... he went off

Harwell lost his mind ... threatening to fight anyone -- at the family friendly event, mind you.

Mila Kunis' chicken nightmare is over ... the "former friend" who accused her of chicken-napping has decided to leave the legal system out of it ... and let God handle things from here.

Kristina Karo tells TMZ she has decided to drop her $5,000 lawsuit against Kunis for allegedly stealing her chicken named Doggie 25 years ago. Karo says after much discussion with her therapist, "I've learned to forgive in my heart the people who have wronged me, like Mila."

Karo -- an aspiring singer -- says her story resonated with her fans (?), who helped raise the money to cover her therapy bills ... so the lawsuit became unnecessary.

She says of Mila, who called BS on the lawsuit from the beginning, "There is only one judge and that is God. I pray for her soul and the soul of Doggie, that he has found peace finally in chicken heaven."

RIP Doggie.

Luke Bryan was so foggy he couldn't see straight during his concert Friday night in Nashville.

The country star was performing at the CMA Fest when without warning fog enveloped him. Seems he was standing directly above a fog machine that let loose during one of his songs.

Get too close to Queen Elizabeth II, and you might take a shot to the face ... is the lesson a a 6-year-old girl learned at the hand of a Royal Guard.

The little girl, named Maisie, got the chance of a lifetime when she handed flowers and curtsied for QE2 Thursday in Wales.

But watch, right after her moment in the sun, Maisie got a quick reminder life sucks sometimes -- 'cause Lizzie's guard decided to snap off a VERY enthusiastic salute ... and nearly took off the kid's head.

The Oak Park High School graduation of 2015 will go down in history as the first and last time Zendaya Coleman, Gabby Douglas and Bob Newhart came together.

The Disney Channel star and the Olympic gymnastics champ were among the graduates Thursday. Newhart matriculated a looooong time ago, but was there for 2 reasons -- his grandson was in the graduating class ... and Grandpa Bob was the commencement speaker.

Big congrats to Zendaya and Gabby -- and also all the non-famous grads!

You can't blame LeBron James for accidentally exposing himself while adjusting his wiener on national TV ... so says The Game who says it's hard to move well when your dong's in the wrong spot.

The rapper was out in L.A. last night when we asked about King James and his royal scepter ... and that's when Game explained why the pre-game penis shirt is absolutely imperative to an NBA star.

In fact, Game says he can relate ... "You ever try to go outside and live your life but your package ain't in the right place? You gotta get that thing to the left side, jiggle it, you know what I'm sayin?"

Here's video of San Francisco 49ers WR Anquan Boldin GOING OFF on a ref at a celebrity basketball game ... telling the guy he SUCKS ... despite the fact AQ's team won!!!

It's pretty funny stuff ... Anquan accuses the guy of being on the take -- and making calls for the other team at the David Clowney celeb basketball game to raise money for underprivileged youth.

Hope Solo has a Hollywood ally ... Charlie Sheen ... who just warned Keith Olbermann to back off the Team USA soccer star ... and then he asked her out.

Olbermann WENT OFF on Solo this week -- saying she should have (at least) been suspended for the way she berated police officers during her 2014 domestic violence arrest.

But last night, Sheen took to her defense ... saying:

"hey Keith 'Older' man
leave my gal alone.
hey Hope (Han) Solo
After you win the gold
letz hav dinner!
Dutch!"

Minnie Driver's lyrical screwup during the "Star Spangled Banner" at the Dodgers game has clearly not affected her confidence ... telling us, "I did very well. I got a word wrong."

(For the record, she got TWO words wrong, but close enough)

Minnie says she was "very bummed" about the mistake ... and chalked the whole thing up to nerves.

Still, Driver says it could have been worse -- saying it was more important for her to stay in tune then to have gotten all of the lyrics right.

She may have a point ... right Carl Lewis?

Chris Pratt is living the life -- he's got "Jurassic World" opening this weekend (which is sure to be huge) and now he can say he's performed with the one and only ... Jimmy Buffett.

Buffett was on stage Tuesday night at the "Jurassic World" premiere party in Hollywood ... and when it was time for "Margaritaville" ... Pratt just couldn't resist Jimmy's invite to join in.

Pratt's musical proclivities are no secret ... he's rocked out numerous times on "Parks and Recreation" and who could forget his legendary Eminem rendition?!

It's good to be Chris Pratt.

Some life updates from Denver Broncos stud linebacker Von Miller ... apparently, he's got a new celebrity partner on his chicken farm ... and he's finally addressing his team's fart tax.

It all went down outside Hooray Henry's nightclub in West Hollywood -- where Miller had been partying with his pal (and fellow NFL linebacker) Melvin Ingram.

Seems Ingram has gotten in on Miller's legendary chicken farm in Texas (yes, he really has a chicken farm) ... though, the dudes appear kinda hammered, so they may have just been messin' around.

As for the fart tax ... there have been reports the Broncos fine players for tearing ass during meetings. So, we asked Miller about it.

No one's ever going to confuse Gavin DeGraw with Mr. T -- which explains why the singer uses the "Rocky III" villain's name as an alias ... but sadly for Gavin, we busted him at LAX.

Our photog was scouring the airport for Mr. T after seeing a Clubber Lang sign in baggage claim, but found Gavin instead ... who explained why he chose the secret identity.

Hate to burst his bubble, but there's a flaw in Gavin's plan. Seeing "Clubber Lang" on a sign is always gonna draw attention from paps and fans.