Kim & Kanye

Kim Kardashian has figured out the best perk of dating Kanye West ... she gets to kick it with the one and only Beyonce.

While their respective men performed on stage, Kim and Beyonce were spotted hanging out enjoying Kanye and Jay-Z's concert in England this weekend.

An eyewitness at the show tells us the new besties "danced and sang all night together" and even made their way to the craziness of the mosh pit at the Birmingham stop of the Watch the Throne tour.

Kris Humphries told his ex, Myla Sinanaj ... he KNEW Kim Kardashian hooked up with Kanye West because he was mysteriously absent from the big wedding ... sources close to Myla tell TMZ.

We're told Kris groused to Myla about how Kris Jenner suspiciously referred to Kanye as "a close family friend" -- someone Kim knew for a long time. Kris H told Myla, "If he was such a close family friend, why wasn't he invited to the wedding?"

We're told Kris confided in Myla he "felt played" by the whole thing and was genuinely devastated when news of Kim's new relationship broke.

And now -- undeniable proof Kim Kardashian is NOT the owner of the beautiful bare ass Kanye West allegedly tweeted early Wednesday morning ... proof that comes in the form of incredibly bizarre body piercings.

Porn star Amia Miley has already taken ownership of the pic in question -- a perfectly tanned rear-end snapped inside some fancy hotel room -- but people have been clamoring for proof to back her claim ... so she's decided to deliver.

Amia was out in L.A. yesterday with her "Jersey Shore" star boyfriend The Unit -- where she showed us her unusual (hot) piercings on her wrists and back ... piercings that match up with those in the infamous photo ... and which Kim Kardashian does NOT possess.

Check out the clip for the real story behind the pic.

For the record, Kanye has publicly denied ever tweeting the pic, saying he doesn't even recognize the girl in the photo.

Now we ask the obvious question ...

Kanye West is now a crime victim, because his L.A. home was hit by burglars ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ.

Someone in Kanye's camp who was at Kanye's home called the LAPD this morning to report the break-in. We do not know what, if anything, was taken but people at the scene tell us ... there was evidence the thieves dropped some of Kanye's possessions on the way out.

Kanye was not in L.A. He's currently in Birmingham, England, in the middle of his concert tour.

The LAPD is investigating.

FYI -- This is the same Hollywood Hills home Kanye recently put up for sale after deciding to move in with Kim Kardashian. It's currently listed for $3,995,000.

4:40 PM PT -- Law enforcement sources tell us ... cops are dusting Kanye's place for fingerprints.

We're told nothing "obvious" is missing from the home ... like TVs or furniture ... and investigators are waiting for Kanye to return so he can personally identify any missing items.

1:00 PM PT -- An LAPD detective is now on the scene.

A picture of a naked woman scarfing down a meal and looking suspiciously like Kim Kardashian was posted on Twitter last night ... and word circulated Kanye West was the one who originally tweeted it.

We've done our due diligence, and here's what we found. First, the woman in the pic appears to be porn star Amia Miley. Miley tweeted the same photo of herself on her twitter account in 2011, and she tells us it's her. She also says she's never hooked up with Kanye.

Second, although the pic has been sent around with credit to Kanye, we've learned it was never posted on Kanye's account. A source close to Kanye confirms ... he didn't do it.

We're told it's all part of #WanksterWednesday -- a prank day where people try to get bogus rumors started.

Nonetheless ... we likey the pic.

1:24 PM PT: Kanye's rep just emailed us a statement, claiming the pic is NOT Kim K -- saying, "This phantom tweet never occurred on his account. This is obviously the desperate, sad act of someone seeking to gain media exposure by exploiting Kanye’s notoriety."

The rep adds, "Kanye doesn’t even know this person, has never seen this picture, and hasn’t been on his Twitter account for a day.”

What does the woman who has everything get the man who has everything for his birthday? If you're Kim Kardashian, you buy your boyfriend Kanye West a rare $750,000 Lamborghini. Ball so hard!

Sources close to the couple tell TMZ ... Kim purchased the Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4 in L.A. for her new BF, who's celebrating his 35th birthday today. But Kanye can't play with it yet because he's in Ireland on the Watch the Throne tour.

So we're told Kim wanted to give him a taste of his gift -- so she took a video of the car to show him ... and we're told she's screening the video in person tonight on the Emerald Isle.

Her daughter is dating him, but the question remains ... can Kris Jenner name one Kanye West song?

Kim Kardashian and Kayne West have both discreetly listed their homes for sale, setting the stage for the big, "We're movin' in together" ... TMZ has learned.

Kim has given a "pocket listing" to a realtor for her $4.8 mil Beverly Hills home -- a pocket listing doesn't appear in official real estate documents. We're told Kim's asking price is $5 million.

Ditto Kanye, who listed his L.A. home as well -- again, a pocket listing.

Kim Kardashian and current boyfriend Kanye West continued their trip to London by embracing their monochromatic differences -- KK decked out all in black, KW all in denim blue.

Kim has been in town to promote the upcoming season of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" and attend the FIFI UK Fragrance Awards.

Kanye has been in town to watch Kim promote the upcoming season of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" and attend the FIFI UK Fragrance Awards.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are drawing HUGE crowds of adoring fans overseas on their trip to London -- but one might be attracting more fans than the other ... and you'll never guess who ...

Kim and Kanye left the Radio 1 studios in the Big Smoke yesterday -- where Kim was promoting the upcoming season of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" -- and on their way out the crowd went wild, screaming their names and asking for autographs.

But the fans seemed to be shouting one name louder than the other -- Kim! Kim! KIM!

So we gotta ask ...

Kanye West will be seen with Kim Kardashian on the next season of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" -- but sources close to the couple tell TMZ ... none of their relationship will be featured on the show.

After the Kris Humphries debacle, Kim had said she would never put her relationships on screen again ... but then gave an interview saying Kanye would be a part of her show.

But according to our sources, Kanye's personal interactions with Kim will not be aired. We're told if Kanye happens to be at an event with Kim ... and the cameras are rolling ... then so be it. In other words ... this won't be a "Khloe and Lamar" type situation.

Probably for the best.

She's no longer married to an NBA player -- and her brother-in-law is already eliminated from the NBA playoffs -- but Kim Kardashian hit up Staples Center anyway last night ... with new beau Kanye West by her side.

Kanye West MUST be getting serious with Kim Kardashian -- he's letting her drive his $500,000 whip in L.A. while he's in NYC.

We got this pic of Kim driving Kanye's Mercedes SLR McLaren this AM to Barry's Boot Camp in Sherman Oaks.

Kim's family just signed a $40-plus million deal with E! for their reality shows, so she could probably afford to buy her own.

A day after spending the evening at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, reality star Kim Kardashian was back in NYC today ... walking hand-in-hand with boyfriend Kanye West.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West just started dating -- but all the signs (which we made up) point to them making a baby real soon ... an extremely powerful baby.