Hulk Hogan Goes Down ... Under
With his Brooke-alike girlfriend on one side and some fellow wrestling goons on the other, Hulk Hogan took time out from bleeding all over the place to char his topless man breasts in the Australian sun on Monday.
Hopefully, the 56-year-old and his gal used protection.
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Robin Williams -- What Heart Problems?
Looking good after undergoing heart surgery back in March, Robin Williams smacked a wet one on his new mystery lady friend in NYC on Monday.
Last year, Robin and his kid's former nanny-turned-wife of 20 years filed for divorce.
His heart will go on.
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Octomom -- Bird Lady
Nadya Suleman rounded up some of her hungry kids and went grocery shopping for Thanksgiving turkeys this weekend.
The 33-year-old wannabe reality star knows a thing or fourteen about turkey basters.
Arnold: Cali in the Red, And So Is He
Arnold Schwarzenegger can be influenced by the rich and powerful -- as in, his wife, Maria Shriver.
The California Governor took his Porsche out for a spin in Bev Hills Saturday, and left his sweet ride in the red zone. Since the State is broke, there weren't enough cops around to ticket the Guv, so he got away with it.
We're guessing Maria will call for "swift justice" -- on her cell phone.
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Paula Abdul's Crazy Train Comes to Town
Paula Abdul could barely walk down the AMA red carpet last night ... and it had nothing to do with her state of mind.
The 47-year-old former "American Idol" judge was incapacitated by the train of her Morticia Addams gown and required the assistance of three minions to get her to safety.
Keeping Paula upright is a full time job.
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Whose Tanned Hide?
Violet Affleck Cutest Kid Nobody Talks About
Much like her daddy Ben is an underrated director, Violet Affleck is as cute as any celebrity kid ...
... not named Suri.
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Hagman Selling Eco-Friendly House That Oil Built
The upside to buying "Dallas" star Larry Hagman's home: If you want it, you only have to pay $13 a year for the electric bill. Downside: The rest of the house costs a whopping $11 mil.
Hagman, who struck it big by playing an oil magnate on TV, just put his solar powered, 9 bedroom, 14.5 bathroom, 18,000 square foot estate in Ojai, California on the market -- and the palatial pad would make J.R. Ewing proud.
For some reason, Larry and his wife are looking to downsize.
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Hi, I'm Jon Gosselin
Jon Gosselin awoke from a day in the tanning bed to sign an autograph for a little kid outside LAX yesterday.
Stay classy, d-bag.
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'Have You Ever Made a Solo Sex Tape?'
Pageant organizers for Miss California USA interviewed contestants yesterday in preparation for Sunday's pageant.
Choose wisely.
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Robert Pattinson Needs to Lighten Up
Robert Pattinson looked truly overcome with angst joy as he left the Bowery Hotel in New York City last night after dinner with friends.
Biggest movie in the country, hot girlfriend -- what's it take to get a smile out of these "Twilight" kids?
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Victoria's Secret Models Wig Out
To be a successful Victoria's Secret model you need a lot of fake ... hair.
Supermodel Miranda Kerr got ready backstage at the Victoria's Secret runway show in NYC yesterday, amidst a table full of roadkill-looking synthetic weaves.
Who knew these ridiculously hot chicks augmented their beauty?!
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David Beckham -- Unbrace Yourself
No longer sporting the protective boot he's been rocking as of late, David Beckham took his various sons for frozen yogurt at a Pinkberry in Brentwood yesterday ... without injuring himself.
Even Becks has to bribe his kids with Swirly Goodness every once in a while.
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Trevor Donovan -- Ripped Tide
With his wet suit barely on his hairless buff body, "90210" star Trevor Donovan showed off his genetically superior talents to some fans in L.A. on Thursday.
Teen boys didn't look like this at our high school ... because Trevor is 31.
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Octomom Shows Off Her Sweater, Puppies
Looking to add to her already plentiful brood, Nadya Suleman went pet shopping in La Habra yesterday.
Because what Octomom really needs is a small creature to chase after.
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Still Gonna Bet the Cowboys This Weekend...?
The Dallas Cowboys are 6-3, leading their division, and are favored to beat the Washington Redskins by 11 points this weekend ... but after seeing this pic, do the odds even matter???
This photo of Jessica Simpson rocking a 'Boys sweatshirt was taken yesterday in Beverly Hills.
The last time Jess publicly professed her support for the team, they lost to the Giants.
Before that ... she took all sorts of heat for going on a trip to Cabo with several Dallas players just days before they lost a big playoff game in 2008.
And before that, T.O. blamed a Cowboy loss on the fact that Jessica went to the game.
Then again, they are playing the Redskins this weekend...