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Anthony Kiedis isn't the same guy after a round of surfing ... he literally changes right in front of you.

The Red Hot Chili Peppers lead singer hit up Malibu Saturday to catch some waves, and then stripped down to his birthday suit for a discreet wardrobe change in the open.

Gigi Hadid doesn't need a mirror in her NYC apartment ... all she has to do is look out the window.

An enormous billboard hangs in eyeshot of Gigi's pad ... pimping Stuart Weitzman's luxury boots.

She's got her own collection with the company.

Way better than a Selena Pantene billboard, right?

Queen Elizabeth might be 90 years old, but she had the eyes of a 20-year-old on Spring Break when she came face-to-face with some shirtless guys ... in skirts.

The Queen got a face full of the dudes in traditional Fijian grass skirts during an exhibition in England. That smile screams ... Fuel up the jet, Jeeves! We're going to Fiji!

Prince Harry doesn't want kids in the UK to go without a roof over their heads ... so he's popping a squat and breaking a sweat to make sure that happens.

Harry went into full workout mode Thursday with members of The Running Charity in London -- an org that raises money and helps homeless youths find housing and stability.

He's clearly serious about the cause ... as seen in his impeccable form. Well done.

Chris Brown's Lamborghini Aventador is chilling on a scrap heap after a mysterious crash completely destroyed the exotic sports car ... TMZ has learned.

The whip -- which retails for $400k-$500k -- wrecked in Bev Hills early Tuesday morning, but police have no idea who was behind the wheel because it was abandoned when they arrived on scene.

We're told the Lambo is still registered to Chris, and even though he lets friends drive it ... he had no knowledge it was being driven the night of the crash. Although it has a matte black wrap now -- you can still see the car's original orange paint underneath.

Police say because it was a single car wreck, and nothing else was damaged ... it's a low priority investigation. We're guessing Chris doesn't feel the same way.

Scarlett Johansson and her French journalist husband, Romain Dauriac, put their breakup rumors to rest almost as soon as they surfaced ... or maybe they're just still super friendly.

The couple, who share a 2-year-old daughter, put up a united front Wednesday night at the Uncanny Likeness exhibit in NYC hours after news broke they had reportedly split.

If you look closely, doesn't appear ScarJo is wearing her wedding ring, and it wasn't on either when she made an appearance at the Women's March over the weekend.

Nevertheless ... she was all smiles. He was partially smiles.

Malia Obama won't be making coffee runs for her internship at the Weinstein Company, and she's not at Sundance to schmooze with the boss ... TMZ has learned.

Sources close to the film company tell us Malia's paid internship hasn't started yet, and her visit to the film fest in Park City this week is on her own time. Kinda like she's doing her homework before an exam, plus she's a huge film buff.

We're told Malia's stint with Weinstein begins in February, but it's still unclear what her day-to-day duties will be -- interns get involved in everything from film production to finance. Just depends on their interests.

As for menial duties like caffeine fixes for execs -- one source laughed heartily and said it's just not part of the program.

Kendall Jenner is definitely with A$AP Rocky ... at least for this week in Paris.

The long-rumored couple is there for a Fashion Week event -- newly single Bella Hadid was third wheeling it. Kendall was back in Paris for the first time since the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and this trip was arguably hotter.

Rocky and Kendall were all over each other at the club and on the way back to their hotel. If it's just friendship ... they're really good friends. They also kicked it in Malibu last month ... and more recently at a concert in NYC.

Friends. All around the world.

While Washington D.C. is getting tuned upside down, the Terminator came face-to-face with His Holiness on the other side of the planet.

Arnold Schwarzenegger met with Pope Francis Wednesday at the Vatican. Arnold's there promoting his low-carbon and climate initiative.

It's not the first time Arnold played the Pontiff game. He had a chitchat with the late Pope John Paul II back in the day.

As President Obama slips into vacation mode, his oldest daughter's rubbing elbows with Hollywood types ... for work, of course.

Malia Obama was spotted Tuesday in snowy Park City where the Sundance Film Festival is going down. She's reportedly signed on for an internship with Harvey Weinstein's film company while she takes a year off between high school and college.

The 18-year-old's paying her dues while Mom and Dad sip piña coladas.

As it should be. Said every parent ever.

Move over, Betty Crocker, Victoria's Secret model Elsa Hosk is baking buns ... Mexican style!

The Swedish beauty's teeny white bikini is giving the good people of Cancun a great view of her goods while she enjoys a little R&R.

Iggy Azalea has moved on from French Montana.

The new guy's name is Ljay Currie and he's a music producer. The two got super touchy Sunday on a boat anchored off the coast of Cabo San Lucas.

Emily Ratajkowski stripped down to almost nothing and took her puppies out for a chilly winter stroll. A cute little dog was there too.

The model/actress hit Manhattan streets in her boots and undies Friday to shoot a DKNY commercial. Temps were in the 40s, so you gotta admire her commitment.

Donald Trump, his Veep, his family and Trump loyalists put on their Sunday best for some fancy Thursday soirees.

Amber Heard is the thriftiest millionaire on the planet.

Amber was snapped leaving a 99 cents store in L.A. Wednesday, and she certainly looks like she looks content with whatever bargains she's got in her purse.

In fairness, even though she got $7 mil from Johnny Depp in her divorce settlement, she's said the money's going to charity, so she's still a girl on a budget.

Meanwhile, Johnny was off winning awards and winning hearts by opening up about his divorce.

Chris Brown went straight "Dragon Ball Z" on his Lamborghini ... hitting the streets of L.A. with Goku on the hood ... and it's dope.

Brown is a huge fan of Japanese anime (he's got a 'Dragon Ball' tat on his leg) and with a potential fight with Soulja Boy on the horizon, the singer put the toughest Saiyan on the planet right on the front of his whip.

He also put a couple of black ice tree air fresheners on his rear view. Even the toughest warriors gotta smell good.