Billy Zane Cruiser Extraordinaire

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You are about to learn something Billy Zane. In an unrelated matter, you are also about to learn about riding a bicycle while intoxicated.

We shot video of B.Z. leaving Villa last night in West Hollywood on his tricked-out bike -- little horn and all. Billy looks totally sober, but it got us thinking ... could a celeb, or you for that matter, dodge a DUI by jumping on a Schwinn rather than hopping in a BMW? The answer: Nope.

We checked with two police departments. In California, at least, there's actually a crime -- Driving Under the Influence on a Bicycle. It's a misdemeanor, cops can demand you take a field sobriety or blood alcohol test, and you can be arrested and jailed.

Still, it's a lot safer than driving a motor home ... wasted.

Rihanna's Belated B-Day -- Booze & Cupcakes

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Rihanna had a damn good reason to hit the Hollywood club scene last night -- she was finally attending her long-delayed 21st birthday party ... complete with loads of booze, a couple of decoys and NO Chris Brown in sight.

Sources tell TMZ the whole thing went down in a private patio at Coco de Ville. We're told a five-person party ordered everything from Grey Goose to Jack Daniels, a round of "fun" shots, some champagne, and a cupcake tower for the birthday girl.

TMZ has also learned Rihanna had planned to use a couple of decoys to keep her exit a secret, but TMZ cameras managed to get a shot anyway.

RiRi turned 21 on February 20 -- 12 days after the brutal fight with Brown. Relationships are complicated.

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Disney Star Booze, Babes and Bikinis

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For a 19-year-old, David Henrie of Disney's "Wizards of Waverly Place" had a magical time livin' la vida loca down in Puerto Rico Saturday night.

Good thing you only have to be 18 to legally have a margarita -- and a grope -- in PR.

Brit to K-Fed: I Thought Y'all Was Babysittin'

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Britney Spears agreed to pay Kevin Federline $5,000 a week while she's on tour. So how does K-Fed spend his first night in New Orleans with the kiddies? He doesn't spend it with the kiddies.

Kevin spent the night at Harrahs Casino -- possibly doubling down on the $5k. Wouldn't be a shock. After all, he has dice tattooed on his wrist.

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Rachael Ray Loves a Stiff Cocktail Weiner

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While in Miami this weekend, celebuchef Rachael Ray showed off what her four basic food groups are: Wine, margaritas, tequila and hot dogs.

Later the 40-year-old foodie taped her newest series "30 Minute Hurl."

This is How Prince Rolls...

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Seriously ... Prince's limo had customized rims with the Prince "symbol" in the center of each one.

Ne-Yo No-Show Suit

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Happening hot spot Bellevue, Wa. was supposed to be the scene for a big New Year's Eve shindig hosted by Ne-Yo. And it probably would have been awesome ... if only he showed up.

According to a lawsuit filed last week in Maryland, Wet Entertainment booked Ne-Yo for the NYE gig and paid him $95,000 up front. The organizers claim they made all sorts of arrangements for the show -- promotion, travel, hotel, etc.

They claim Ne-Yo's people made it to Washington -- but no Ne-Yo. The show was 86'd.

Wet is suing Ne-Yo and the booking company that made the deal for the $95K plus more than $1 mil in damages.

The booking company had no comment. A call to Ne-Yo's agent was not returned.

'Sober' Backstreet Boy: Gimme Another Shot!

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If Nick Carter really wanted the public to believe him when he told People magazine that alcohol could literally end his life, he probably shouldn't have been pounding booze onstage with Steel Panther at the Key Club the other night.

Granted it was his birthday, but for someone who's battled serious alcohol abuse, you can't claim a "sober" life when you're taking down a shot of 151.

Cuba Gooding: Show Me the Hiney

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While at a Super Bowl party in Tampa this weekend, Cuba Gooding Jr. checked out a tight end.

Sadly, this is the best picture Cuba has been in since "Jerry Maguire."

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Did Someone Say Super Party?

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Some celebs actually love the game of football while others simply saw the word "bowl" next to the word "super" and wanted in.

Either way it's a regular celeb-a-palooza in Tampa as some team from Arizona gears up to play that team with the black and yellow uniforms.

Here Comes the Bride ... Skankin' on Carrot Top?!

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If it was your last night as a free woman, why on Earth -- of all the people in Las Vegas -- would you decide to spend it with Gene Simmons and Carrot Top?!

This bachelorette party got hands-on with the dynamic duo last night at Wasted Space -- and Gene even got a lap dance from the bride-to-be. Her future hubby's gonna love this.

AJ Loses Sobriety Battle Again

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AJ McLean is a recovering alcoholic -- so it was heartbreaking to see the Backstreet Boy stumbling out of the Key Club last night, appearing to be wasted out of his mind.

As McLean nearly falls into the street, one of his friends calls him out -- right out in the middle of Hollywood -- emotionally confronting the guy who went to rehab for alcohol and cocaine abuse in 2001... and again in 2002.

Witnesses inside the Key Club say they saw McLean taking shots and drinking beers during the show. After the confrontation, McLean's friends forced him into a cab and sent him home.

McLean was reportedly six years sober in 2008. Calls to McLean's rep have not yet been returned.

Have I Told You Lately ... 'That's What She Said?'

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Michael Scott would be proud ... because before anyone else could whip out "The Office" boss' favorite catchphrase to Rod Stewart saying, "Pull it out just a little bit" -- Rod said it himself!

Brad Pitt Grabs a Roadie Soadie

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The party was over, but Brad Pitt wasn't ready for closing time.

Though one hand was holding Angelina's as he left a European premiere for "Benjamin Button", his other firmly grabbed an open bottle of Krombacher, a German beer. No -- he wasn't driving.

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Eddie Murphy: Party All the Time

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While on a yacht in St. Barts, two seemingly biological women were serenaded by the musical stylings of Eddie Murphy.

When not starring in films or being a good Samaritan by helping transport transvestite prostitutes in the wee hours of the morning, the 47-year-old father of who-knows-how-many likes to indulge his lyrical tendencies.

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The Cost of Partying with Urkel

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Six bottles of alcohol -- $1800. A healthy tip -- $360. Getting busted for DUI -- priceless.

TheDirty.com was able to get a copy of Sir Charles Barkley's receipt from the Dirty Pretty Rock Bar where Chuck, Jaleel White (aka Urkel) and Michael Strahan partied well into the morning.

Considering how much alcohol they ordered, someone must have helped him compute the perfect 20% tip.