The Kardashians

Dr. Drew believes Scott Disick is in far worse shape than anyone believes, because his choice of rehab is dangerous, generally used by heroin addicts, and he's destined to relapse.

The good doc was at LAX Sunday when our photog asked about Disick's decision to leave the Costa Rica rehab facility Monday, after only one week of treatment. Scott says he has pressing business in L.A., but Drew says it's a common rich-people's avoidance technique.

1:30PM PST: Rob has now followed the family back on Instagram, including Kim.

Rob Kardashian clearly hates his sister Kim, comparing her to Amy Dunne, the sociopath from "Gone Girl" who killed her ex-boyfriend.

Rob just posted this pic on his Instagram, and it's really shocking. He's been MIA for months, but he's now re-surfacing in a big way.

Rob also just un-followed his entire family from Instagram.

You'll recall Rob bailed on Kim's wedding in Italy just before the photo shoot, and it seemed at the time there was bad blood, but that blood is clearly boiling now.

Scott Disick has decided he's too busy to stay locked down in rehab ... we've learned he's bailing on the facility in Costa Rica.

Sources close to Scott tell TMZ ... Disick had actually booked a flight Saturday to LA but he didn't get on the plane. Scott entered a rehab facility in Costa Rica last Monday, where he was undergoing an intensive therapy involving the African psychedelic shrub Iboga.

Disick's people tell us he decided not to take that flight but will leave that facility Monday because he has too much business in LA to deal with. As for why he didn't get on the plane today, we're told he wanted to complete a full week of treatment before bailing. The normal length of treatment is three times that -- 21 days.

We're kinda tired of solving this mystery, so we'll leave it to you. Is Kim Kardashian that fickle that she'd change her hair color twice in the same month, or is wearing a wig?

This pic was taken Friday in Calabasas. It paints a dark picture of Kim K ... this, just weeks after she became blonde during Paris Fashion Week.

Check out this pic Kim posted with her photographer, Ellen von Unwerth. BTW, Ellen specializes in "erotic femininity."

Now that we think about it, screw the hair. What's Kim up to now?

Kris Jenner's now tailing other people's famous kids around the world -- instead of her own -- and her latest target is "Fifty Shades of Grey" star Dakota Johnson and her mom, Melanie Griffith.

Jenner is currently third wheeling it with DJ and Mel on their Mexican vacation. Despite being 30-plus years older than Dakota ... the moms are right next to her, proudly flaunting their bikini bods too.

The Kardashian matriarch also hung out with Lindsay Lohan in Paris earlier this month during Fashion Week.

Hey, at least when you hangout with other people's kids ... you don't have to pretend to parent them.

Scott Disick is finally addressing his substance abuse problems ... by taking a fabulous psychedelic trip into the Costa Rican jungle! Sound like groovy fun? Well, it's actually serious therapy, man!

But also most likely ... pretty groovy.

17-year-old Kylie Jenner donned a revealing bathing suit during a photo shoot in the Hollywood Hills on Tuesday ... and did we mention she's 17?

Last week, Kylie's 25-year-old boyfriend Tyga finally confirmed their relationship by posting a pic of 17-year-old Kylie with the caption, "Certain things catch your eye, but only few capture the heart."

It's unclear where the pics from this photo shoot will end up getting published, but we'd suggest ... Seventeen magazine.

Fun fact: Kylie Jenner is only 17-years-old.

Scott Disick is fed up with traditional rehab treatments, so he's taking an all natural option -- as in sucking down hallucinogenic plants in the jungle ... under the supervision of a shaman, of course.

As we reported ... Scott checked into the Rythmia Life Advancement Center in Costa Rica, where we're told they use the African psychedelic shrub Iboga to send patients on a vision quest.

Hang with us ... it's about get even trippier. These "Iboga flights" are supposed to force users to examine their inner selves so they can learn what triggers their addictions. Sources connected to Scott tell us a shaman observes the entire trip, and the center says it's so effective ... it boasts a money back guarantee.

We're told Disick briefly visited the facility last month to research the place and was convinced Iboga could help him fight his alcohol demons.

Treatment can take several weeks, or as brief as one week -- but that would be one helluva trip ... we're guessing.

Bruce Jenner is continuing his ride to transform, because we've learned a few weeks ago he got a nose job to smooth things out.

Sources close to Bruce say the goal was to "soften" his features and make his nose look more feminine. Must say ... it worked.

It's the latest in a series of physical changes, that included a laryngeal shave to smooth out his Adam's Apple.

As we reported Bruce has also been undergoing hormone treatments and has been undergoing therapy for the transformation ... therapy that has been going on for years.

Scott Disick has decided to go to rehab, after an insane, tequila-fueled weekend.

Disick checked into Rythmia Life Advancement Center in Costa Rica. He says, "I realize my issues are bigger than me and I'm ready to truly remedy this struggle I continue to battle."

Scott was in Atlantic City over the weekend where he did multiple shots of tequila right out in the open. He then went on a rant onstage and ended the night at 8 AM, where he was stumbling in the hotel lobby without shoes. At 5 PM people went to his room to do a welfare check when he was MIA.

Scott has had multiple problems with alcohol and has vowed to maintain his sobriety, especially after his girlfriend Kourtney gave him an ultimatum.

As for his treatment, he says he is doing Iboga treatment, which involves roots from a small African tree that supposedly helps people battle addiction.

As for the facility, Rythmia is located on a private estate offering a "luxurious world-class experience" including a five-star restaurant, full-service spa with mud bath, and fitness center.

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Scott Disick was found stumbling around drunk the morning after a tequila-soaked club appearance in Atlantic City ... TMZ has learned.

Talk about a long night ... according to hotel sources who were dealing directly with Disick ... Scott was incoherently staggering around the Harrah's lobby without his shoes at 8 AM Sunday, and had to be escorted back to his room by a hotel supervisor.

When Disick arrived at the club Saturday night he immediately grabbed the mic from the DJ, and screamed London can suck his "d*** and balls." Our hotel sources say he then proceeded to get trashed on tequila and beer, and hosed down girls with champagne.

Sunday morning hotel security was sent to check on him after he missed his check-out time by 6 hours and multiple failed attempts to reach him.

The good news? He missed his flight, but still somehow managed to make an appearance in Chicago Sunday night.

We reached out to Scott and his reps for comment ... but no word back.

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Scott Disick has earned the nickname "The Lord" for pulling off this move ... he's graduated from doing plain ol' clothed club appearances ... to getting paid a fortune to show up at a strip club!

Yes, instead of being the one to fork over the cash, Scott will actually be the one making it -- presumably not in wrinkled up singles. The "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" star will score $50,000 to headline at the Crazy Horse in Pompano Beach, Florida on April 25.

We're told the club will fly him out first class, put him up in a hotel suite, and pay for his meals at a restaurant that favors steak, not chicken wings.

This club is no stranger to reality stars -- they've got "Teen Mom" star Farrah Abraham headlining later this month.

Screw all that fancy French food, a famished Kim Kardashian and Kanye West made an urgent Taco Bell run Friday in Calabasas.

It looks like kind of like a dainty order ... then again, it may have just been the first bag. After all, meal portions at the Paris Fashion shows are notoriously small.

Tyga is like a hunter in the wild ... he caught and captured his true love ... 17-year-old Kylie Jenner, and those are HIS words.

Tyga, in case you see this, here's a catchy tune.

North West is rebelling against Kim Kardashian's tyrannical fashion reign, eschewing her couture tastes to go with a "Frozen" themed suitcase as she walked through Charles de Gaulle Airport Thursday.

The paparazzi swarming Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Paris might sound more sophisticated -- yelling in French -- but watch ... they go down just as hard as the American ones.

Kimye was walking into the Louis Vuitton show during Paris Fashion Week on Wednesday when multiple backpedaling paps slammed into a barricade. No one seemed seriously hurt in the carnage -- and you gotta see the one guy who persisted after Kanye ... until a bodyguard took him out.

Not to be outdone ... Selena Gomez got an even bigger crush from photogs and fans leaving the LV show. The video is INSANE, but at least she was armed with much bigger protectors.

Wanted: Way more bodyguards in Paris before the next Fashion Week.