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Usher helped make Justin Bieber a superstar, but it's gonna be way harder to get his former protege back on the straight and narrow -- since Justin's yet to suffer any consequences for his actions.

Unless, of course ... chilling on a tropical beach with a hot chick is a consequence.

Snoop Dogg picked the perfect time to hot box his hotel room down in Australia -- 'cause a bunch of firemen just happened to be nearby when his smoke alarm started blaring.

Best of all ... no one seems to know what caused all the smoke! Probably just forgot.

TWO MILLION butt aficionados can't be wrong ... which is why fitness model person Jen Selter has become the Internet's reigning QUEEN OF ASS!

And she'll have no trouble holding the title -- if she avoids dairy and spicy foods.

There was one easy way Justin Bieber could have avoided getting busted in Miami -- and we mean besides skipping a night of alleged drinking, drugging, and racing.

No, the real trouble with JB started 3 years ago ... during a helicopter showdown.

Paris Hilton flaunted her latest super expensive luxury ride -- a sweet red Ferrari -- and that got us thinking: Just how many cars have parked in Paris' garage?

Might be a classier way to word that ... but you get the point.

John Legend got to perform at Michelle Obama's birthday bash -- while his wife Chrissy Teigen got to take home a grotesque bruise she blamed on dancing. Thing is ... no one's buying that story, and the White House ain't talkin!

We smell coverup.

Justin Bieber was all about the Washingtons when he rolled into a famous Miami strip club -- spraying down the ladies with crazy stacks of one dollar bills ... $75,000 worth to be exact!!

Think of all the nursing school tuition he just covered. What a giver ...

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson should have no problem finding someone to do windows at his house if he keeps handing out new SUVs to housekeepers.

Now, THAT is major boss swag, Rock. Major.

Michelle Obama's 50th birthday party guest list was packed with huge celebrities -- but none bigger than the guest of honor herself ... 'cause everyone knows it's impossible to steal a First Lady's shine!

Actually, it does kinda depend on which one you're talking about.

Seeing the ladies from SWV back together is like a time machine -- shooting you straight back to the early 90s for a little ... "I get so weak in the knees I can hardly speak."

Aww yeah ... they're still awesome! And we still can't sing.

Kate Gosselin won't be dragging her 13-year-old daughters out on TV anytime soon -- not after the twins logged on to zipit.com just as she needed them to start blabbing.

Revenge. A dish also served quietly.

Andi Dorfman isn't just another bimbo fighting for a rose on "The Bachelor" -- she's a bimbo with a law degree! Ok, maybe she's not a bimbo, but she definitely doesn't mind acting like one.

Exhibit A ...

Justin Bieber learned a hard (boiled) lesson -- cracking eggs on a neighbor's house ... makes cops scramble ... and gets your friends busted. For drugs.

But if ya love puns ... egg raids can be fun! For everyone but Lil Za.

Han Solo's hairy sidekick Chewbacca was extremely tight with Princess Leia during filming of the "Star Wars" flicks -- at least that's how some new behind the scenes pics make it seem.

Sure, it's damn near bestiality ... but it beats kissing your sister. Right, Luke?

Jennifer Lopez agreed to give an up and coming singer a shot in the biz as long as he sent her multiple pics of his penis -- at least that's what the guy is claiming in an hysterical new lawsuit.

Yeah, it all smells a little catfishy to us too.

Sean Penn and Robin Wright both flaunted their post-divorce lovers all over Hollywood over the weekend -- giving us the perfect chance to play everyone's fave game: Who'd You Rather?

Special rebound edition!