Alleged Bird Smuggler Don't Cage Me!

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Despite the fact that he was found with 14 song birds hidden underneath his pants after he got off a plane at LAX, the dude accused of conspiring to smuggle a bunch of birds into the U.S. pled not guilty to illegally importing wildlife yesterday.

Hey, if OJ got off...

Flo Rida's Pants Get Real Low

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Sadly, there were no apples under Flo Rida's "apple-bottom jeans" ... just butt cheeks.

An eager fan pants'd the rapper as he performed at a concert in San Diego yesterday, but still, you can't really blame her -- Flo Rida got the process going when he decided to sag his already baggy pants.

Time to invest in a good belt!

Disney Bounces Their Boob Screeners

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If you happen to be an exhibitionist, the Happiest Place on Earth just got a little happier -- 'cause Disney is dropping their last line of defense against roller-coaster boobie flashers.

It's all over rides like Splash Mountain -- aka Flash Mountain -- where some people would whip out certain body parts in the hopes that the park camera would catch the nudity ... and then display the naked shot on the photo preview screens for all to see.

Disney had created "image screening positions" to prevent the XXX shots from going public. But now, execs have told the OC Register the screeners have been "redeployed" -- and that they no longer need to monitor the rides because "actual inappropriate behaviors by guests are rare."

But before you run out and bare all, Disney claims they're still going to patrol the park for flashers ... and anyone who tries to turn the place into their own adult Fantasyland will still get a taste of Mickey's size 24.

For the record, Donald still doesn't wear pants.

Crazy Fan Arrested at Britney Spears Concert

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Cops tell TMZ a man was arrested last night after jumping on stage during Britney Spears' concert at the Mohegan Sun Arena in Connecticut.

Connecticut State Police say they arrested 20-year-old Kyle King -- who they say had definitely been drinking -- after he charged on stage during Britney's encore performance of "Womanizer."

Security and Brit's backup dancers were able to stop King before he could come in contact with Spears -- and he was arrested for breach of peace.

The CSP says after King was taken into custody, he was being highly uncooperative -- so they also booked him for interfering with police.

He was released this morning after paying a $250 bond and is due in Norwich Superior Court on June 18.

UPDATE: In the video, you can clearly see the man jump on stage and try to bust a move with Britney, before being hauled away by her dancers and security.

UPDATE: Despite what cops previously told us, they now tell us he wasn't booked for interfering with police.

Justin & Jessica Locked Out, Butt Out

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A Tribute to Jessica Biel's Ass in Spandex -- Oh, how it defies gravity ... how it tests the limits of stretchy material. It's powerful, it's pure, it's good ... and while it was locked outside of its NY apartment after a run with Justin Timberlake yesterday ... it somehow found a way in. It always does...

Country Star Has the Balls to Play Testicle Festival

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You know you've made it as a country star when you're headlining the 18th annual Testicle Festival in Oklahoma.

Miranda Lambert is set to perform tomorrow at the four day event in Stillwater -- where there will be enough beer, music and fried bull balls to last you a lifetime.

No word if there are any sack races at the event.

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Man Buys Unitard, Declares Himself a Superhero

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This is either really, really noble -- or really, really stupid. Or both.

Some gangly dude in a spandex outfit who calls himself the "Shadow Hare" is roaming the streets of Cincinnati -- dedicated to ridding the city of evil-doers. Seriously.

Here's the catch -- he's 21-years-old, he's built like a math tutor, and he has no known super powers.

But Shadow Hare -- who refuses to reveal his true identity -- still bravely/stupidly patrols the streets, carrying legal items like handcuffs, tasers and pepper spray.

The guy even busted his shoulder trying to stop a guy from beating up a woman. And he hands out food to the homeless.

But he's not alone -- Shadow claims he's part of the "Allegiance of Heroes" which includes Aclyptico in Pennsylvania, Wall Creeper in Colorado and Master Legend in Florida.

Shadow Hare recently told WLWT that he's even teamed up with Mr. Extreme in California to "track down a rapist."

So the big question -- is he noble for standing up for good and trying to protect his community ... or is he just some delusional moron who's gonna hurt himself?

Julia Roberts Pretty Woman, Pretty Dirty Mouth!

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Julia Roberts honored Tom Hanks at a Film Society of Lincoln Center event last night -- with a series of four-letter words you don't expect to hear from "America's sweetheart."

In the video, obtained by PopEater.com, Julia gets pretty damn raw -- in the Eddie Murphy sense of the word -- and she's almost as funny. Almost.

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Val Kilmer Let's Get This Potty Started

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Usually Val Kilmer sticks to dropping bombs at the box office....

Pharrell's Skin Melted by Frikkin' Laser Beams

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Pharrell Williams hates his tattoos so much he's undergoing laser treatment to have them burned off his body -- as you can see by this bandaged up pic he posted on his blog yesterday.

A while back, the N.E.R.D. king said he wanted to have skin grafts to get rid of his ink -- but he obviously changed his mind. Here's what he wrote under the photo:

"Laser treatment bitches! Extra crispy. See, no skin graft here, just pure laser pain. This is our own version of Mythbusters! Laser is the new primer."

Feel the burn!

It's Hard Out Here For a White Guy

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Terrence Howard & Channing Tatum co-star in the new movie "Fighting," but only one of 'em gets to do interviews for "106 & Park" while the other gets stuck with "the corny white ones" -- and the latter ain't happy about it.

McCartney Alta Cocker Fans Resort to Thievery

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Beatles fans are brutal ... at least the ones who like Paul McCartney ... the ones who are older than dirt.

We've learned three people were detained at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas yesterday, after they allegedly stole boxes of hotel magazines with Sir Paul on the cover, touting the re-opening of The Joint's new venue which McCartney will christen on Sunday.

Funny part of the story -- the alleged thieves are in their 50s.

Snoop to World Watch Me Smoke My Brains Out!

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SHOCKING NEWS: 5 seconds after Snoop Dogg learned how to stream video from his home computer to his Twitter page, dude was already firing up a fat ass blunt -- live for fans, cops and anyone else on the planet to see.

Wait, that's not shocking at all...

In a candid segment Snoop dubbed "The Wake and Bake Show" -- which started at around 2:15 in the afternoon -- the bubonic chronic connoisseur rolled a fat ass J, turned on some of his favorite music and blazed that s**t up.

We're not sure what the point of it was -- but it doesn't really matter. How'd you spend your Thursday afternoon?

Boxing Legend Gets XXX with a Chicken

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Thomas "The Hitman" Hearns -- the first ever quadruple world champion in boxing history -- just beat the living crap out of a chicken ... in the most humiliating game of tic-tac-toe ever.

In an event that seemed to harness the state of desperation surrounding boxing in America, the former superstar defeated Ginger the Chicken in a publicity event for a casino in Detroit.

But saddest part took place during the dramatic rematch -- when Tommy and the chicken played to a draw.

Billy Bob Goes Off Don't Call Me an Actor!

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Billy Bob Thornton transformed into a condescending, pompous jerkwad -- live on the radio today -- when the station DJ casually brought up Billy's acting career.

See, Billy Bob has a band now ... and he demands to be taken seriously -- as in, Billy demanded that the radio host treat him like he would treat Tom Petty.

Seriously, Billy compared himself to Tom Petty.

It all went down today during a CBC interview -- Jian Ghomeshi, the interviewer, introduced the band -- including a few words about Billy's film career -- which caused Billy to become a massive d-bag for the rest of the interview.

You gotta watch it -- unless you wanna continue to like Billy Bob.

NOTE: The best parts... at the :30 mark, 1:12, 2:36 and pretty much everything between 5:00 - 10:00.

Shifty Rose Lady Dupes Snoop Out of $100

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Snoop Dogg was droppin' dollars like it's hot last night -- and shelled out 125 bucks for ONE ROSE!

The super-generous Doggfather gave one flower lady a Benjamin outside Area nightclub, granted she split the bill with the two other rose slangers. Slight problem: Chick bolted with the money while the others still wanted their share!